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7 yrs ago
I play a lot of Pokémon Ultra Moon. If you have any requests for specific eggs/babies, let me know and I will see what I can do.
7 yrs ago
Lot of old folks I knew in the past are checking me out. I wonder what they are plotting. :3
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7 yrs ago
I wonder how I should address all the shade people have thrown at me during my time away. My mind says to let it go, but my heart says "with a chainsaw". Decisions.

Bio

Oh, you want to know about me? Not sure why, but ok.

A long time ago, in a bedroom far far away... my mommy met my daddy... and they did it.

What? Not that far back? Oh. Ok.

I'm a mechanic by trade, though a work-related injury nearly a decade ago has really hampered my life since. I'm what some would call a folkish heathen, if matters of spirituality interest you... though I lean more toward tribal rather than folkish. I live in Cleveland, have a nice little apartment in a decent neighborhood, and have two cats.

As far as RP? I like things with anime elements to them, as well as modern and traditional fantasy. Not interested in romance or furry or anything like that. Miss me with that stuff.

I'm brash. I do not sugar coat things. I will call people out on things. I will likely frustrate you at some point. ... however, I am one hell of a loyal person, should I ever decide you are a friend.

So there it is, I guess.

Most Recent Posts

GreivousKhan said
Glad to have you abroad!


So we can strap him to a missile and send him to another country?
The girl was polite enough, but left mere moments after introducing herself. "Più tardi, bellissima." Ever the flirt, was Vincento. Hadn't spoken to the girl for more than a minute, and already calling her beautiful. But then some other person drew his attention. Someone was calling out his name, and asked who he was. Naturally, as an upstanding Italian boy, Vincento made his way to the voice. Not knowing who called him out, however... was another problem. So, he chose to announce himself to pretty much anyone nearby. "Scusami. I am Vincento. I heard some forte bocca calling my name. Is there something needed of me?" He wasn't trying to sound arrogant, but his limited grasp of English and his incorporation of Italian into his speech tended to make folks think he was.

That said, he turned to someone who called his name just then. This time it was a hefty and muscular boy. Looked to be about the same age, but three inches taller and outweighing Vincento by at least 25kg. "Buon signore, but you are imposing. Yes, I am Vincen-" the larger kid threw a heavy fist at the young Italian, who seemed to flow around the blow and take no damage. Vincento would then grab the boy's wrist, twist slightly, and put the flat of his hand to the attacker's elbow. "My, that was scortese. Now how about we all play nice before I break this arm of yours, yes?" The kid nodded, seemingly terrified that his arm was actually going to get broken on the first day of school.

Vincento politely let go, and the boy backed away for a bit. The drama finished, Vincento chuckled a few times. "So funny. I would not break his arm, as this would break the rules, yes?" He cracked his knuckles and dusted off his shoulder as he spoke. "So who else was it that wished to speak to me? If it is about a challenge, I refuse. I have only just started here and do not wish to fight so soon. Other questions, I will answer. If you simply wish to talk, portentoso. I will buy some sweets and we can become fast friends, no?" Well... he DID come from a wealthy family. It was only natural that he was used to buying his way to things. Naive or Arrogant? Absolutely. Something he could be blamed for? Not really.
GreivousKhan said
Meh, as long as he post regularly and oftenish enough.


Shh. Don't encourage it.
You're all going to regret welcoming the man of a thousand characters into this.
I'mma try to work on a post now. But I've been drinking and I can't promise how good it will be.
Rilla said
Skally comes from a different area, where there weren't really many limits on what you could make/do.


Your sig makes me want to kill myself.
Schradinger said
True... But it can't lift a heavy cruiser. What if I wanna hurl ships at people? :P

Though I'm also pretty sure magneto could lift a heavy cruiser, in addition to all the other stuff he can do. Heck, he can probably lift a freaking aircraft carrier. Dang magicy people and their inherent advantages... ;)


That wasn't his raw physical strength, tho.

Schradinger said
Colossus is another one.


<3
On posting. I just got home from FINALLY resolving all the bullshit I have been dealing with, and plan to get shitfaced. So it might not be until tonight that I post.
So Boerd said
The debris would be the smallest problem. The 5.5 mile diameter fireball would be.


... your grasp of the obvious is astounding.
Alphakoka said
Ysolda uses perfect dodge charm!
53 megaton bomb's explosion misses Ysolda!

Something like that.


She'd use that charm to afterimage from debris piece to debris piece, kicking off each one, staying one step ahead of the explosion.

... so yeah. But there ARE limitations to the perfect dodge/perfect defense.
ASTA said
I'm personally offended by this statement.


You amuse me by fanning the flames of arguments. Yoshua is just boring. That is the difference.
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