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2 yrs ago
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7 yrs ago
I play a lot of Pokémon Ultra Moon. If you have any requests for specific eggs/babies, let me know and I will see what I can do.
7 yrs ago
Lot of old folks I knew in the past are checking me out. I wonder what they are plotting. :3
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7 yrs ago
I wonder how I should address all the shade people have thrown at me during my time away. My mind says to let it go, but my heart says "with a chainsaw". Decisions.

Bio

Oh, you want to know about me? Not sure why, but ok.

A long time ago, in a bedroom far far away... my mommy met my daddy... and they did it.

What? Not that far back? Oh. Ok.

I'm a mechanic by trade, though a work-related injury nearly a decade ago has really hampered my life since. I'm what some would call a folkish heathen, if matters of spirituality interest you... though I lean more toward tribal rather than folkish. I live in Cleveland, have a nice little apartment in a decent neighborhood, and have two cats.

As far as RP? I like things with anime elements to them, as well as modern and traditional fantasy. Not interested in romance or furry or anything like that. Miss me with that stuff.

I'm brash. I do not sugar coat things. I will call people out on things. I will likely frustrate you at some point. ... however, I am one hell of a loyal person, should I ever decide you are a friend.

So there it is, I guess.

Most Recent Posts

GreivousKhan said
What, we're talking about a chicken that farts out head exploding eggs and it's the black holes that raise an eyebrow?


Well duh. This is why only those versed in Chickenry should comment on the space chicken.

POST 5000!

Also, ImpNo. Superman can survive being the filling in a planet-sandwich. He might be able to survive that antimatter egg. However... it WOULD give him pause and likely he would have to consider the dangers of cockfighting.
Shut up, Yoshua. We're discussing Space Chickens. It's a really big deal and we don't need the input of those unversed in the science of chickenry. On that note, I feel that Black Hole eggs would be a silly thing that would make no sense. And if you have antimatter eggs, why would you need nuclear ones? Unless you plan to use the fallout to your advantage. In such a case, disregard the comment.
I mean, I don't even watch the series at all, so...
Dem spoilers...
Yeah, but that's gay.

Space Chickens are where it's at now.
That was an April Fools thing. Though I am all for a completely nonsensical space chicken with eggrenades and other poultry-based powers.
ImportantNobody said
Don't read it more then once or it will bring a tear to your eye.


Challenge Accepted.
ImportantNobody said
I don't expect literary masterpieces coming from the IC of fight school when we're not even fighting right now.


Then your expectations are too low.

*Elitist Cunt Swag: Activate!*
ImportantNobody said
*wipes sweat off brow*

I was expecting the head banging gif for that question.


If I overuse it, it loses meaning. I figured the facewalling was implied well enough via my words. XD
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