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4 days ago
Current Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife left him
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11 days ago
I had a spirit animal. The problem is that if you don't lie it flat, the bubble moves
11 days ago
if life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.
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11 days ago
I stopped someone getting stabbed on the beach. It was my Shoreshank Redemption
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11 days ago
My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He’s fully recovered now.
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