Avatar of Sarpedon
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  • Old Guild Username: Sarpedon
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
  • Posts: 1097 (0.28 / day)
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    1. Sarpedon 11 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

8 yrs ago
Current I'M BACK! Hit me up!
8 yrs ago
Leaving 20 September until 30 October. Going to be a shitty time in the field. Probably going to be a week after that before I even think about writing again.
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8 yrs ago
Going on exercise as of 19 September. Not sure if I am going for 3 or 6 weeks...
8 yrs ago
Vacation time! Will try to keep posting, but can't guarantee anything, please be patient.
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8 yrs ago
RIP in peace, Bauble. We barely knew ye...
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Bio

ATTENTION:
Course is over! Whoop! Whoop!
I have no fucking clue what the fuck is going on.
Posting speed and availability is subject to change without notice, and I won't have internet when my vacation ends, which is tomorrow...
Thank you, have a nice day!

Most Recent Posts

Sure, whenever you want.
@Jbcool I love flippy-floppies!
@agentmanatee That's fair I guess. Whatever makes him happy
@agentmanatee fuck, just get him a heavy stubber then. He doesn't need a bolter to BTFO people. He can ride around with an HMG and do almost as much damage, maybe more with nasty custom ammunition...
@agentmanatee He should maybe try being smaller then? Or strapping guns together rather than using larger ones? I mean, how big is he? Maybe he should just invest in an M2...
@agentmanatee yeah but if you wave your tits at him for free stuff, you get free stuff every time he gets another shipment of stuff. if you murder him, it's a one-time deal, and eventually people are going to stop opening stores around you.
@agentmanatee plus free stuff!
"It's the hyena in me." Kevin offered with a shrug. "Coyote helps a little." he admitted as an afterthought. He wasn't sure he could explain it without taking longer than either of them would want him to, so he shelved that for later. He shrugged when his companion refused his offer of a foot rub, and then realized she seemed set on not getting too close to him. "I was thinking you'd be warmer if we shared my sleeping bag. Whatever makes you happy, though." he didn't want to make things weird, since they weren't exactly romantically involved or anything. Indeed, he probably wouldn't see her again by the end of the week. That being said, he was more than happy to do what he could to keep her comfortable until then, assuming she was okay with it as well.

Regardless of what Zara wanted, though, the contractor was still going to sleep in only his underwear. It was really the only way to sleep out in the wilderness. Trying to sleep while wearing clothes was just asking to get damp and uncomfortable. He stripped down and carefully arranged his clothes inside his sleep system between his sleeping bag and the outer waterproof layer. This way they could dry out and he could sleep comfortably, and with any luck, his vampire companion would be okay with snuggling. He was going to sleep well either way, though, so he didn't hold his breath...
@agentmanatee Kid raised in a Khornate cult gets kidnapped by a Slaaneshi cult running an orphanage as a front for getting subjects to experiment on. Said experiments turn him into a blonde bombshell and also a psyker. He has an affection for punk rock and waving his tits around to get free stuff.
@BCTheEntity Should be entertaining. We will see what happens.
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