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Ceolfric couldn't say he found the change in weather comforting. Even if the impending rain didn't bring with it the threat of demons, the thought of trudging along a muddy road while damp and freezing was hardly tantalizing. And if that wasn't bad enough, the horse suddenly decided it wasn't content with its current employment. He nearly dominated the stupid creature into trudging forward regardless, but he was interrupted by a wolf dragging itself onto the path.

His blade was drawn in an instant, unhappy that a mere animal - and a wounded one at that - could surprise him so easily. Of course, where there was a wounded animal, there was also something to wound it. Probably what had spooked the horse to begin with. Unfortunately, no masses of aether stood out nearby, and certainly not one large enough to kill a wolf.

Come to think of it, he didn't feel a wolf either.

Cerric's inane commentary was useless, and the bandit briefly considered that the man had conjured the damn thing himself just to fuck with them. Of course, that begged the question of whether the thing in front of them was a result of an infiltration of their minds, or if it existed as a physical construct. The latter would make for an easy first strike on whoever was bold enough to investigate the wounded canine, should the supposed corpse suddenly spring back to life and attack them, though the former was probably more troubling.

The boy with the strange hair approached soon after, nearly earning him a swift strike to the head from the on-edge bandit, but he purchased his life with information that Ceolfric had missed. He had no guarantee that wasn't also an illusion, designed to draw their attention in one direction while the real threats attacked from the other, but they couldn't afford to ignore it either. However, he didn't quite see the point of the subtlety. If Ermes had spotted an enemy, why was he whispering? Did he not recognize that they'd already been caught in the trap? Or was he merely trying to cower behind the only competent fighter the group had to offer under the guise of being helpful. No, it was probably just the way he'd learned to operate; little urchins like him didn't confront their enemies, they evaded them.

"There's no guarantee it didn't find ours first, on your guard," Ceolfric hissed back to Ermes as his eyes scanned their surroundings for any more movement. Abandoning the cart to search the area would be a poor move, but they couldn't keep moving with a threat lurking so near.

Did these idiots even realize there was a threat?

"That is not a wolf. Someone with a bow, check to see if it's tangible or not," Ceolfric warned loudly, heedless of Ermes' earlier attempt at subtlety. What was their attacker going to do? Attack? "Everyone else, get ready, the creator's here somewhere, and he might have friends."

He turned now past Ermes to address their mystery assailant. "We have no quarrel with you. Allow us passage and live to seek easier prey." He had no idea whether their ambusher was a man or a beast, but he supposed it couldn't hurt to throw the offer out regardless. The scheme seemed a bit advanced for a feral monster, but this forest only grew stranger by the minute and Ceolfric was not a betting man. Perhaps he could lure the conjurer out with promises of a toll for passage, and then rip out its throat for daring to waste his time. At the very least, it might spring its attack once it realizes it'd been seen. Save him the trouble of playing chicken with a fucking bush for hours.


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Sudden quiet in nature was bad, wasn't it? If everything shut up, it had to stem from wariness. A predator drew near, a natural disaster loomed, a calamity was surely in the making. But Daniel couldn't, for the life of him, figure out what had everything on the island so spooked. The sky was still sunny as ever, so that ruled out hurricanes. The island didn't seem big enough to support any particularly dangerous carnivores. Did they feel an earthquake? Was this pathetic excuse for a sandbar about to be wiped off the map by a sudden tsunami?

It seems Sofia had seen it, judging by her second fainting spell. That woman needed to see a doctor. His concern was short-lived, however, as a resounding thud from the distance stole Danny's attentions from the girl near immediately. Stress clenched its way up his frame as he turned; he really hoped everyone else had a good enough vantage point to see the thing too, because asking Sofia what the hell they were dealing with seemed out of the question. (Un)luckily for him, the steadily-increasing hindrance that was his eyesight made little difference; the threat was still quite visible from a distance. It wasn't quite Jurassic Park, but it was close. Some grotesque monster had shambled its way onto the island, somewhere between a frog and... well, he really didn't know what else to classify it as.

For once, he found himself in agreement with just about every comment his fellow islanders had made. Even Verity. It was a dream after all! This was, of course, the part where he'd start running in slow motion, because that always happened in dreams. Then the frog-thing would be moments from eating him, and he'd wake up. It really would just be simpler to accept his fate and let it happen.

But why did that feel like such a bad idea?

With that primal, instinctive urge driving him, Danny took off without a word. He had no idea how frogs found their prey or if dinosaur frogs even worked the same as real frogs, but he certainly wasn't going to stay there and be trampled, if not eaten. Though, that begged the question, what was he hoping to find? Sure, big reptiles - amphibians too, probably - weren't exactly known for their stamina, but there was only so much island and the thing would recover eventually. It wasn't like they had any way to kill such a massive thing even while it rested.

"Where are- we running- to?! This- island- isn't big- enough!" Danny huffed out toward his fellow runners between exhales, taking care not to exhaust himself prematurely with something as mundane as manic questions.




Chad paid little mind to the conversation at hand, at least outwardly, and instead contented himself by polishing one of his fangs with his tongue. There was still a little blood on it from earlier. A finger came up to wipe at the corner of his mouth and, as suspected, it too came away with a smear of red. He'd been certain to not let even a drop leak out from that guard and onto the floor, but apparently he'd been less meticulous with his own cleanliness. How careless; she didn't even taste that great. Oh well, no harm done.

That small excitement aside, this operation had been far too boring for the vampire's tastes. He'd been promised a grand conflict with the nearby fortress, and instead he'd been relegated to rescuing idiot mages who'd probably already had their minds torn asunder weeks ago. It didn't help that Dionne's progeny droned on like she was in charge of the operation. Was that his purpose here? Protect daughter dearest from the big bad security guards who'd been left behind when they vacated this dump? At least she had the presence of mind to word her thoughts as suggestions rather than orders, though it was almost cute that she thought he'd need to be reminded to listen for footsteps and hadn't been doing just that since the moment they entered.

Once again, his attention waned as the little purple boy steered the conversation to an explanation of his parlor trick. At least, Chad was pretty sure that was a boy - he initially considered it might be a flat-chested lesbian with a bad haircut, but the voice suggested otherwise. Great Anastasia, what were they feeding mages these days? Andrei's mother had looked more masculine while eight months pregnant than Casper and Purple Nurple did under the best of circumstances.

Chad expected the Eve's input to be more valuable, but he only offered a question of limited importance. Judging by the way he eyed the girl, he was either one of Dionne's sycophants or he somehow found the situation to be incredibly amusing. The Astorio sincerely hoped it was the latter, or this reassignment might actually become irritating.

"I guess we either drag the first one we find along or we stuff them somewhere safe and come get them after we've located the rest," Chad answered with indifferent ease, as if they were discussing the logistics of navigating a grocery store rather than a potentially dangerous imperial prison. "I'm not averse to splitting up, but I think our little mages have recently become joined at the hip and I'd hate to leave them without a chaperone."

The larger group definitely posed more of a risk of discovery, but they were bound to notice that the last girl stopped checking in eventually and raise the alarm regardless. Besides, with how deserted the compound was, they'd probably be able to fight their way out if it came to it.




For all their sanctimonious drivel, these rebels were certainly harder taskmasters than either of the vampires he'd had the pleasure or displeasure of serving. Quinn could remember faces, names; all of that was to be expected, but that commander had thrown him in front of a map for barely enough time to even read the first label and then expected him to retain anything about the operation. While he listened to the briefing too, mind. At least his fellow infiltrators seemed to have their bearings. Quinn had resigned himself to simply follow along until they found a wall they needed to scale or they wanted a quick getaway route. Not that he had any clue where the extraction point was aside from a vague direction of 'west'.

His unease only grew worse once they'd paused. It was necessary, he knew, to discuss a course of action rather than blunder in carelessly, but every moment he spent in stillness was another moment he had to truly analyze his surroundings. Skeleton crew or not, he was in enemy territory, just waiting for them to stumble upon him. Worse, the place gave him the creeps. It reeked of death and felt like the setting of a cheesy horror movie, like some horrifying abomination born from the tortured soul of a former inmate would burst forth from a cell any minute now and drag him away.

Wait, someone was talking. He was supposed to focus on that. The girl - Lyra, she was important, probably had authority - suggested they check the execution room first. That was... down? The map was hazy in his mind, but she mentioned 'upward' in specific, which suggested it was below them. Probably to let the blood drain off. Dedicating a whole room just to killing surely meant they employed methods more complicated (and doubtlessly more morbid) than simply putting a celepertien through their temple and calling it a day. That would definitely be the site of the horror movie scene. Or worse, the executioners could still be inside. They needed to hurry up and save those three people, then! Unless they were executed in their cell- Oh, orders!

But she just called him Quintus. Understandable, given she'd probably just been given his name by whoever bothered to keep track of the roster in Caeli, but it put him on edge all the same. His eyes drifted to the camera that swiveled dangerously close to their position. Someone could be listening. He didn't want to be Quintus while he consorted with these upstart terrorists. It wasn't exactly a common name, and it would take more than dyeing his hair a stupid color to erase himself. He couldn't be seen next to enemies of the state looking like her. Preferably, he'd never be seen at all, but if he was, he could be Quinn, not Quintus, and never Contarini. Though arguing about it here of all places just seemed counter-intuitive. He hoped it didn't catch on.

"I can do that. Just know it might affect your gait a little, so if you're still feeling clumsy after the first couple steps, let me know and I'll stop the spell," he warned quietly. The lavender-haired mage broke his gaze away from Lyra and shifted it to the other mage she'd motioned to briefly. He met his eyes for hardly a second, then lowered his gaze to the blond's feet. Right, he wouldn't need to account for the vampires. So, just three. Plus the prisoners, assuming they could even walk. If not, he'd probably be the one carrying them unless the Astorio volunteered. Quinn certainly wasn't going to be the one to ask.

Quinn's hands found each other in front of his waist, fingers intertwining and shifting about each other as he planned his next move. If he made them too light, they'd just bounce away, but if he didn't make them light enough, it would defeat the purpose of the magic. His hands broke apart and moved upward in a lifting motion toward Caspian and Lyra. They'd feel a faint floatiness come over them, as if they were submerged in a pool. Their clothes sat a little bit lighter on their frame and their hair puffed up the tiniest bit as the earth's grasp on them receded at Quinn’s urging.

"There. Try it out. I assume the cameras are all pointed downward too, so we could probably crawl past them on the ceiling if we need to." He assumed the detention level would have the least amount of blind spots, but the execution room was a toss-up.


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Daniel still didn't understand how they could possibly be this calm, but their words of encouragement at least gave him something to focus on. Orlando was right, he was still doing better than the blubbering messes back on the beach, and walking back there to mope with them would probably only make him feel worse. He'd hoped to distract himself with whatever task Victor was insistent on them performing, but all they seemed to accomplish was taking note of the bleakness of the situation. At least they had a miniscule amount of food now.

Speaking of food, another coconut flew at him, this time from ground level rather than a lofty perch on high. The cracked fruit splashed a bit as it made contact with his chest as though it were a football before he caught it properly in his hands. Daniel raised a quizzical brow; Verity - who had evidently extricated herself from the tree - somehow made it sound unappealing. Who wanted a hot drink on the beach? Still, they couldn't really afford to waste it, and the boy promptly put the coconut to his lips to slurp from its innards.

"Uh, thanks," he mumbled sheepishly after he'd finished, wiping away any remaining dribble from his chin, "All of you. I'm good now. I think." He wasn't, but they didn't need to know that. And if he kept himself distracted, they wouldn't. Because they'd all be back home soon. Yeah.

"So, what were you saying? We should look around?" Danny focused his attention squarely on Victor now, internally hoping with desperate fervor that the other boy's confidence came from a plan that could get them out of here and not because he was a crazy person like Verity. His rapt interest didn't last very long, as the rustling of foliage nearby immediately drew Daniel's gaze like a startled deer. Sofia had mentioned animals, and while that would solve their woes about food, he had no idea how they'd manage to kill one, especially if it was dangerous. Was this island even big enough to support dangerous predators?

Thankfully, nothing jumped out at him abruptly. His eyes instinctively narrowed as he strained his vision into the not-so-distant distance, only to promptly let out a relieved exhale as he spotted movement from definitively person-shaped figures. They must've come looking for Verity after the trio of boys didn't return swiftly enough.

"Ah, hell, here comes more Sofia orders. Unless somebody already strangled her," he grumbled as he waved away his earlier train of thought. If she didn't have an explanation ready, he really didn't want any part of her hysterics, especially since the swimmer had just calmed himself down. He could feel the beginnings of a headache tingling at the base of his skull already, though he wasn't sure if it was the stress or if he was already dehydrated and really did need to drink that coconut.








Thankfully, nobody acquiesced to Verity's weird request, though Victor did suggest something with vines that made Daniel the slightest bit wary. What the hell was she going to do with vines that she needed pants for? Actually, that was pretty solid dream logic, so maybe that meant he'd be waking up soon.

His question - which he really didn't need answered, honestly - was answered regardless moments later, when the girl threw herself at the tree in an attempt to climb it. He almost yelled at her to get down, but to his surprise, she was actually decent at it. Danny watched in perplexed awe as she hopped her way up the palm one weird movement at a time. Not that he was a physicist or anything, but it didn't even seem possible. All he needed her to do was outright start walking up the tree to confirm his dream theory, but unfortunately she remained just inside the realm of plausibility just to spite him. This dream sucked.

As the coconuts began to rain down, Danny immediately raced backward, leaving the fruit-catching to the other two - one head injury was enough for today. Possibly two, depending on whether or not he really did take a rock to the head and die back at the dockhouse. To his chagrin, he couldn't even get mad at the tree-climbing psychopath either; that was food and water they could use right there.

Oh, god, they'd have to find food out here. If a boat didn't pass by quickly, they were fucked; this island probably didn't have enough resources to sustain two people, let alone nine kids who didn't know the first thing about survivalism. They'd probably end up eating Mav first. Or Sofia if she cracked one too many bad jokes.

He needed to get the fuck out of here.

That feeling of his stomach twisting itself in three different directions at once sunk in with a vengeance. The one he gets when he has to tell people he doesn't like girls. God, what a pathetic comparison; imminent death weighed against getting called a fag by a teenager. He was suddenly hyper-aware of the thin sheen of sweat on his skin - was that already there from the tropical heat or had it just formed? He hadn't noticed.

"Don't suppose you can see where we are from up there," he called up, not even believing the hope in his own voice. He doubted her vantage point provided anything they couldn't see from the shore, but Danny didn't exactly trust his less-than-stellar vision to take in a comprehensive account of their surroundings. Yeah, yeah; he could've completely missed something. No one pointed it out because it seemed obvious. Even broken glasses girl still had one functional eye over him. Ugh, this sounded like a cope even before the thought had finished. Turning back to the other two boys, Daniel barely restrained himself from pleading, "You guys didn't see anything back on the beach either, right? There's no, like, weird little cabanas on a nearby island we can call for help at?"

His voice had quivered a little. Idiot.

"I think," Danny abruptly muttered as he turned his gaze downward in thinly veiled horror, "I- I think I'm freaking out. Sorry, sorry. We should... get back to the others."






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This was definitely a dream; the situation was too absurd to be real. Putting aside the obvious implausibility of washing up completely dry on the shores of the Bahamas or wherever the hell they'd ended up, half the crew exploded into hysterics and the other half seemed about as bothered as if nothing unusual had happened at all. Honestly, Daniel just wanted confirmation that they weren't all dead right now, even if the only other explanation was that the dockhouse was haunted or something.

France and Brazil had a point, as ridiculous as their supposed nonchalance was, but he couldn't help but find himself in agreement with the angry girl and the last boy in their entourage. Somebody was at fault here, though Danny was more inclined to rest the blame on the girl whose ankles he currently held over Maven or whatever her name was. At least until he noticed the crack running down one of the lenses of the angry one's glasses. A sympathetic wince escaped him - yeah, that was all Meeve's clumsiness right there; he'd be pissed too. Though, just as he was about to add his own fuel to the fire, the unconscious Sofia suddenly rose from the dead and slammed right into him, sending him recoiling backward with a whine.

To his absolute incredulity, now Sofia had tried to join the pragmatist camp, as if she hadn't just been psychically assaulted by the Ghost of Harbour Academy just moments prior. Was this just the norm around here?! Haha, prank the new kids by sending them careening through a portal to Tahiti, classic HAGAY hazing! Daniel gave up trying to rationalize any of it and just dumbly stared as Sofia barked out orders.

"You- but- I thought- I thought you were dead," he stammered out as Sofia turned foolishly into the path of Imogen's ire, quietly at first, then rising in panicked intensity, "How are you so calm about this?! Did you know this would happen? You can't seriously just-" He abruptly cut himself off with a frustrated groan. If it was her fault, then it would probably be prudent to listen to her, at least until they were back to somewhere he recognized - if she thought there was danger out there, there might well be; to say nothing of what would happen if Sofia were deliberately holding them hostage. Everyone else could chew her ass in the meantime, apparently he had a girl to save from a tiger or something.

"Fine," he huffed after a moment of internal turmoil, "But I'm expecting an explanation when we get back." Danny stormed off in search of Verity - he assumed that was the girl from the roof; she was the only one that had the gall to wander off alone - though his pace slowed from aggressive and determined to a cautious hopping as he crossed the threshold from silky sand to jungled dirt. If he'd've known he was about to be ripped into a survival movie, he would have brought shoes.

When he reached Verity at last, he saw no tiger nor monkey nor even particularly aggressive seagull; just a teenage girl asking him to whip his dick out in broad daylight. A bit early to be thinking about repopulating the human race, wasn't it? This had to be a very realistic dream. Or he had died and this was divine punishment for leading that girl on.

Whatever flirty response a more lucid Daniel would've concocted outside of a life-or-death emergency died on his tongue. "You really did hit your head on that jump, holy shit."


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Whatever sense of security Ceolfric might’ve cultivated before they departed was promptly dashed shortly into the trip. Cerric was fucking with him, clearly, though the bandit wasn’t quite sure how he’d done it. If there was a powerful Aetherborn perched atop the wagon before, there certainly wasn’t now - at least as far as he could register. The temptation to pry into his seemingly undefended head was strong, but the threat of being caught was stronger, and Ceolfric dared not make a move until he understood the game. Either the elf wanted to signal to them that he’d be no help in the coming task, or he intended to pose as a harmless caravaneer to get the drop on anything with magical senses.

Ceolfric hoped it was the latter.

Lilann’s caterwauling would’ve been welcome ambience to a seedy drinking hall, but out on the road where a demon was known to lurk, it was little more than an annoying distraction. Several times, he was tempted to shut her up, but any threats that got past all of his other senses and only tipped him off by sound were likely already in the midst of pouncing on him anyway. Thankfully, the frayed nerves were for naught, as they arrived dry and unhindered at their first stop. It made sense; any threats too near to the city would be handled more promptly - if the guard did their jobs, anyway - and any highwaymen with a brain would park themselves further out.

Just as he was about to start on dinner, the songstress herself rounded the wagon to pester him. With how destitute he seemed, Freckles probably didn’t have enough to share and she had come seeking rations to bum off of him. What escaped her mouth drew a wary glance from the bandit, and he curtly nodded before stepping out into view of the others. Unexpected, but not unwelcome. Surely she’d be better at collecting rumors than him, now that he thought about it.

“Storyborn and I are going to scout the area. If you get a pot boiling, don’t take it off the fire until we return,” Ceolfric called in a bored monotone. He offered no room for objection, despite the elven woman’s glaring, and beckoned Lilann along as he drew his cloak about him and paced into the brush.

Once he’d put a respectable distance between them and the camp, he finally deigned to acknowledge his fellow mercenary.

“This better not be another tall tale.”

Lilann cocked a brow at him. She seemed uncertain, glancing back towards the wagon as if she was afraid someone might still hear them. Eventually she acquiesced, and her attentions turned to the trees.

I can’t make you believe me,” she said. “But what are the odds there are two giant, toothy beasts that drain the wits of their prey walking around?

Her hat bobbed as she nodded back to the camp. “I got curious yesterday, went looking for the ghoul from the other night. I found it, about an hour or so outside of the town, and nearly wound up its dinner in my…escape. Cost me my sword, you might have noticed.

Liadon sent me.” She looked up at him, though most of the light that had previously soaked her hair and eyes blue was dim and gone. “He knew right where I’d find it, and I’m not entirely convinced he expected me to return. Now here he is, on a route where we could very well run into it again. I’ve no love for Fate, but this doesn’t feel like chance to me.

Ceolfric’s steps paused momentarily as he listened, though he quickly recovered and once again started trudging through the woods in a lazily simulacrum of reconnaissance. Might as well do what he’d claimed they were going to while they were out here. The bit about Cerric was worrisome, to say the least, though he had no idea what the man stood to gain from… any of this.

“The demon born from the orc’s dying breath? That he claimed was a farce?” And, more importantly, that he also claimed had been looming over them while they slept the night before. “He seems intent on not drawing attention to himself. Did you feel him change when we left? Ever since we left the city, I can barely sense him anymore. I assumed at first it was because he intended for us to handle the entire mission, but if he intends to use us as demon bait…” Ceolfric’s words trailed off thoughtfully.

“What else did you see? And - more importantly - how do you intend to do your job without a weapon?”

I don’t I have any measure of him I could rely on. Before, I might have doubted he would put our client in danger to draw out a monster, but now…

She hesitated at his question—both parts. Without her mask, there was only the dark to obscure the anxious twitch in her eyes. “I’m an aetherborn,” she said at last. “The sword’s a formality. Besides, its hide is thick as sin—we may have to get creative, should it find us. Cerric would be of help, though I’m unsure he’d involve himself. Kyreth I trust, and you, I hope, are as tough as you put on to be. I can’t speak on Ermes and Eila.

Ceolfric merely grunted in acknowledgement. She could trust Kyreth all she wanted, but he’d lose a grapple with a wet blanket as far as the bandit could tell. People feared him once, and now his prowess gets tossed around in the same breath as a nervous farmhand.

“Toughness won’t be an issue, but impenetrable skin might. I hope its mind will prove easier to pierce, or else we’ll be stuck dancing around while we try to gouge out its eyes,” he mused with a self-satisfied grin, “I wouldn’t count on the pampered lady or the kid to offer much in the way of support either, so we’ll have to hope it doesn’t rip them to shreds and then raise their corpses against us.”

Hopefully. I’m not in the habit of killing children and pretty women.

She paused, arms folded in thought, staring quite intently at nothing. “It doesn’t feel right. If Cerric knows about the beast, I can’t imagine Mystralath doesn’t as well. And if that’s the case, why leave it be for so long? For posterity? Just to say ‘Look! Our Bounty House slew the big fuckoff demon’? Sure it’s a good story, but the risk. I feel like a piece in someone’s game, and I don’t even know who’s playing.

Lilann might not be in that business, but Ceolfric certainly was. Not that he’d enjoy having to fend off zombies while they contended with the beast even if he did want them both dead.

“Exactly my thoughts. He has nothing to gain here and there’s easier ways to get rid of us that wouldn’t endanger a paying customer.” The brigand swiveled his gaze across their surroundings before continuing. “I’m not certain the entire House is in accord either. The old crone - err, Hawthorne had a few choice words about Aleka; apparently people only leave their little island at their liege’s behest, and I can’t imagine the Verazians and the Mystraleths are perfectly aligned in their agendas. If that humorless bore can manage it, I don’t see why a cunning man like Liadon couldn’t sneak his own interests past the man in charge.”

Lilann let out a small, mirthless chuckle. “I’d say I regret all this, but, I did come here for an interesting story,” she said, glancing up at him again. It was an appraising look, one that ended on the hilt of his sword.

You’re calm for all this. Most of the brigands I’ve seen crumble in the face of an enemy that fights back. Get up to much demon slaying back in Dranir?

“Would you rather I piss myself and not offer a solution?” Ceolfric countered in an equally humorless manner. While he would’ve relished the opportunity to give a notorious legend-peddler intimate knowledge of his demonic ties normally, his reputation needed a finer touch in these civilized lands. If this job didn’t work out, it’d be a pain to be run out of Soft Haven because a few imbeciles overheard his saga sung in the tavern.

“I am not ‘most brigands’. Most brigands are only fit to serve. They used to say I was the spawn of a succubus. It’s why I could make people obey,” he rambled, halfway deflecting the question, “The truth is, it’s because they’re weak. This is not the first demon I’ve encountered, but I can’t say I have a record of slaying them, least of all ones as imposing as you claim the Rancor to be.”

Lilann hesitated, frowning with apparent worry, then stark curiosity, as though she were deciding whether or not to believe him. She didn’t seem afraid, though fear took many unobvious forms, and her eyes did quickly dart back to the trees. Eventually she smirked, like she’d remembered something funny.

Ceolfric, Demon-Spawn.’” she said with quiet theatricality, shrugging with her lips. “It has a nice ring to it.

Whatever else he’d given her to consider went unvoiced, though in the dark, her hair pulsed once in a deep blue, before blackening once again.

I won’t move against Cerric—not that I imagine I could if I wanted to. Perhaps if we pass this little test, our employer will see fit to give us some answers,” she said. “But either way, that’s all I’ve got. Will you pass it on to the others?

Ceolfric leveled a contemplative gaze back to Lilann as she assigned him a moniker. Had she heard of his father before? Ceolfric himself? Or was that just her jester’s brain coming up with how she’d repeat this to a bunch of drooling drunkards? It mattered little if they ended up Rancor food, so he supposed he had bigger issues to ponder.

“I intended to anyway. I considered trying to infiltrate Cerric’s thoughts too, but until I’m certain he couldn’t detect me - or worse - I figured it’d be too much of a gamble,” the bandit admitted as he altered his path back toward the camp they’d embarked from.

That’s probably wise. So long as we keep the Buckman woman between us and him, I don’t think he poses any direct danger. Though if you find me mysteriously drowned in the morning, feel free to write ‘idiot’ in the long, touching eulogy I’m sure you’ll write for me.

She followed him, not closely, though it seemed her nerves were soothed the closer they drew to the camp’s light.

And if you happen to know any particularly charitable demons, I’m sure we’d all appreciate the help.

Damn it, she’d puzzled him out, hadn’t she?

“Don’t know any of them personally either, I’m afraid,” Ceolfric responded dryly, “And I don’t think a single one exists that could be called ‘charitable’.” As the camp came back into range, the man cleared his cloak with his left arm, as if he’d intended to draw his blade. Instead, he raised a different weapon, repeating his earlier snap and exhalation combo far more flamboyantly in the absence of onlookers.

Once again, Ermes, Kyreth, and Eila would hear a whisper breathing down the back of their neck, ‘Hello again. Storyborn claims she’s seen the beast, following Cerric’s directions. He may be setting us up, but that’s just speculation. Stay on your guard anyway and keep your conversations about this out of earshot - or don’t, but don’t expect me to save you. Oh, and apparently it’s got a hide like armor, so plan accordingly.’

A few moments after the message rang out, Ceolfric emerged innocently from the treeline, Lilann in tow shortly behind.

“All clear.”


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