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Eli and Henry

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Eli was still laughing out the last bit of the speech stuck in his head, seated somewhere else in the hub. He’d seen a good few freshmen laugh at it as well, and that was pretty much a mission success to him. Alleviate some of the tension. No one would believe him when he’d tell them it was a spur-of-the-moment decision. As he was seated there, he looked up to his left, seeing Henry approaching, no doubt to thrash him into the artificial dirt. But Eli didn’t wipe that smile off his face for even a second.

“Enjoy that?” Eli asked aloud.

“I hate you.” Henry stated firmly. He huffed. “Yes.”

Eli straightened his back, pointed at Henry, and chuckled. “Ahhh, I couldn’t help myself. Came to me while you were walking up there. I have that kind of music saved for occasions like this.”

“You have a playlist for these situations?” Henry said incredulously, half confused and half impressed. “So you DO think about me!”

“Yeah, yeah. I played Rasputin once when Orlov was walking through the concourse. Remember that? His skeleboys started dancing and then he joined in. Perfectly synchronized too, like they rehearsed.” Eli sighed, again lightly chuckling. “Ah, sometimes, the moment is just too golden to pass up. But… ah, honestly, I really just felt like giving the freshmen something to laugh at, make the transition from ground to space a little more lighthearted. You get that, right?”

“Of course…” Henry said, a small smile gracing his features. He clapped Elias on the back as gently as he could and continued. “Y’know- for a guy who considers himself such a hard ass, you sure care a lot about these kids.”

“I’m a hard ass by ear. They get the impression that I’m just an irate code monkey when they first hear about me, then I either slowly fade into the recesses of their thoughts, or they approach me and then, well…” He motioned his hand back and forth between himself and Henry. “This happens.” He reclined a bit, taking a look around the room. “Or maybe I’m just mellowing out the longer I stay up here. I dunno.”

Eli’s PDA began buzzing as he sat there. He took it out of his coat pocket and, looking at the screen, said, “Huh. It’s Trevor.” A moment later, reading through a message, he muttered, “Fuck…”

“What is it?” Henry said, watching as Eli stood up, still reading the message. Eli paused for a moment more before replying, “Sunflower Group’s hitting an Academy planetside. Like, right now.”

“Well shit, where on Earth?” Henry pressed, leaning towards his friend trying to read the message.

“Greece.” Eli replied, “Trevor said the attack started about twelve minutes before I got the message. Didn’t even know he was keeping track of that part of Europe…”

“How many are injured?” Henry questioned, grabbing a seat and sitting down. He leaned forward and rested his chin in the palm of his hand. “And how many are…” He trailed off, prompting Eli to fill in the blank.

“Hold on, he’s updating.”

A moment passed, and a new message popped up. Eli sighed. Henry just shook his head in disbelief. “Sixty-seven dead, hundred and two injured.” Eli read it aloud, “High grade explosives detonated all over the grounds.” Another pause before he continued, “Trevor says reports came in of UAVs with null tech. Major strike first, sweep up the survivors second, that’s what they’re doing. And this Academy’s out in the countryside, they’re gonna be on their way out before anyone else gets there.”

Henry leaned back into his chair.

“Fuck.”

Henry rubbed his snout and averted his eyes.

“Makes me glad we’re safe up here, y’know?”

“Yeah, but for how long?” Eli replied, “Null tech is a major step up. Trevor’s been keeping track of recruiting hearsay and they’re all over the eastern hemisphere, so that means they’re upgrading their transportation too. They’re starting to get… I dunno, ambitious.” They both paused for a moment more, before Eli brought up something else. “There’s gonna be news about it, that’s for sure.” He said, “Do we… let it up here? I mean, right at the start of the new year?”

Henry hesitated for a moment. He seemed to contemplate whether it should be shared, and then decided against whatever he initially thought. “Yeah, it should be shared. Not our right to hide things. Will let the students know in a few days. After the dance for sure.” Henry mused, the gears in his head already turning, trying to spin the situation in such a way that he could use it as a learning device.

“Yeah. Alright. Sounds good to me.” Eli replied, “Zoey already knows, I’m betting.”

“Can confirm, Doctor Winzer.”

“Yep, there she is.” Henry commented offhandedly. His body seemed to have slunk down, as if some invisible puppeteer had released his strings and reduced him to this over his normally very animated demeanor. “Damn… Can you call Orlov? I’m feeling cards tonight, just to get my mind off of it, y’know?”

“Oh, yeah.” Eli replied, “Poker with a guy spouting angry Russian about the SG. That’s just what we need.” He sighed, stood up, and nodded to Henry. “I’ll go see him about it, shoot you a message when and where. You just… take care, for now. Yeah?”

Henry waved Eli off. “You know me, will be back to normal in no time. You two schmucks have a way of cheering me up.”

“It’s those skeletons.” Eli replied as he walked away, “They’re a riot.”

As Elias left, Henry took a deep sigh and fixed his shirt, put on a happy face, and stood up again, walking towards the crowd to meet and greet his new class.
Archie



“First time actually, in a more official setting.” Archie replied to Blair, “I spent most of last year designing the whole thing, testing it with some of the senior students and faculty. Now, I’m gonna see how it plays out, and after the champion’s been named, revise it as necessary for next year.”

Archie placed his hands in his blazer pockets, taking another look at the poster. “I just hope people like it, is all. Something to entertain.”

He paused a moment before continuing. “Anyhoo… believe they’re gonna start orientation over at the main stage pretty soon, so you’re gonna wanna be present for that.” He stated, in as casual and subtle a tone as possible, “You want to talk more on the challenge, I will be at my club, the Apothic. You can find it on the map they’ll be giving you in a bit.” Yes, it was a bit of shameless self-promoting, but Archie was the sort who was undeterred by the practice.

He stepped backward a bit, looking to leave. “Take care, Sparky.” He said, acting as if he and Blair were already fast friends. He turned, and began making his way away from the bustle of the hub’s gathering crowd.

@Mega Birb
Is it just my turn to get burned to death tonight or something?
Damn, he's going to be gone all week.


Okay. I'm defeated. Life bar empty. Dropped my loot.
<Snipped quote by KaiserElectric>

When he's finished banging @SepticGentleman.


Alright, that's a beatin'.

On your knees.
@Hippocamp Bro put Uril in the CHAR tab so he can be an official shitlord student.
@SepticGentleman
You don't miss a beat, do you?


I promised my coach I would become the fastest poster alive before an edgelord murdered him to death.

Also it's late, I'm bored, and New Years has already lost its luster.

@Spoopy Scary Our children will be beautiful.
Archie



Archie’s attention turned towards the new girl, dressed in by far the most punk-ish outfit he’d seen on the station today. And she was sporting a robotic arm to boot. This, this is what Archie loved, all these characters with quirks and personality. Brought a whole ton of spice to the happenings aboard the Promise.

“Well, uh…” Archie said, retracting his hand from the attempted handshake with the rugged gentleman. He paused for a moment to collect himself. He cleared his throat - metaphorically - and began.

“Blair Van Zant.” He repeated her name, a bit struck by it. Then again, there was plenty else to be struck by in this crazy place. “Hello. My name is Andrew, or, Archie, yes, and…” He paused again, turning to his first source of intrigue. “I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your name, sir?” The gentleman simply replied, “Abe.” He looked just a tad confused, and irritated, but he was still present, so Archie attempted to salvage the situation by explaining the rules of his challenge.

“Yes, well, the way it works in detail is - five arenas, ascending in general difficulty and number of enemies to face. We start with Prima, and take the hundred or fewer participants who make it through all five waves and defeat the ‘boss’, so to say. All those hundred are then allowed to take on Secura, the second arena, and half of the participants who finish the arena with the best times move on to Tertia. And so on to Quartia, and lastly to Quinta. For the final challenge in particular, who so of the ten participants who finishes it in the fastest time, takes home the grand prize of ten thousand credits, in addition to their winnings from previous trials. All are welcome to participate, students new and old alike, as long as they believe their powers are combat-applicable. The challenges are nonlethal towards the fighters, of course, as I don't want any blood on my hands. My constructs are designed purely to incapacitate.”

Archie clapped his hands together, darting his vision between Blair and Abe. “All understood?” He asked, holding his hands out.

@Spoopy Scary
@Mega Birb
Happy New Year to all you filthy savages.
Archie



“Well…” Archie began in response, “It is a game, friend. And plenty of people are gonna be part of it this year.” He took a step around Abraham, looking at the poster.

“But it’s no sinister plot or, criminal undertaking, I assure you.” He continued, “It’s simply what it says. Come to one of my arenas, fight some enemies of my design, win some credits. Credits, of course, being the staple currency aboard the Promise - not sure if they told you so already, thought I might as well. Nothing else to the game, just gotta… take your money, spend it how you like. Better payday than student allowance or most jobs here, I’ll tell you.” He turned his head to Abraham, meeting his gaze (in a sense). “I am the proprietor of this venture, by the way.” He said, pointing towards the circle with the X in it at the bottom of the poster, akin to the design of his own mask.

“Andrew Malcolm Davis. Archie. Pleasure to meet you.”

He extended his right gloved hand, for a shake.

@Spoopy Scary
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