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    1. Shiyonichi 7 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

2 yrs ago
Current Yearly Update… I’m alive. The end.
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3 yrs ago
Why do I post the same status twice? It's like I'm-Motherf-
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3 yrs ago
Why do I post the same status twice? It's like I'm-
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4 yrs ago
Haven’t updated this in about a year, better think of something clever to put- Oh goddamnit!
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4 yrs ago
Haven’t updated this in about a year, better think of something clever to put- Oh goddamnit!

Bio

So, I just realized this exists... After about an year... Right time to fill this out.

So hi, I’m Shiyonichi and as you can tell from my user name meaning death four one, in Japanese. I am...

An Edgy Weeaboo!


So yeah, I am basically human garbage.

I may or may not disappear on you during role plays. From either being dead, trying save the world, trying to destory the world, or a sudden case of being dead inside.

My favorite animals are dogs, I like red velvet cake, and I am obsessed with the katana.

If you need to contact me off forum I have a discord. Though I’m not straight up give it to you, because I’m human garbage.

Though here’s a hint: The first part is the most over used horror cliche of the last decade and the last part is a place with pretty damn good meatballs.

Most Recent Posts

Well to be honest that's just up to otaku not me, I just wanted a humorous introduction. He could have simply just been an egg that just happened to be stolen or lost or something.
Well I kinda wrote in my digimon so I think I'm an exception. Also that's a prefinal battle speech.
@Renny@Shiyonichi nah guys ur both wrong. This is how it ends.

All of us stand in front of the final boss. Then right before we all get obliterated we grab the main character of our group and use them as a shield. "Don't worry guys. His plot armor will protect us!!!" Then the attack gets reflected and we win


THIS CAN'T BE OUR ENDING! IT NEEDS TO HAVE AN OVER THE TOP AND HAMMY FINAL SPEACH BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW!
However, before they could leave something fell from the sky kicking up a dirt cloud covering the area after the dust cloud cleared what appeared to be a a shrub with a purple fox like tail fell right next to Robert. Robert looked down at what just fell and looked at the shrubbery that fell down. Then to Norn, then back, then to Norn, then back, then he asked quite seriously if this happens often. A purple furry dragon like head popped out from the greenery with a few leaves which it proceeds to shake off.

"So your Barney the dinosaur falls from the sky and is vegetarian."

To which the dinosaur responded with.

"Well cause I'm also Santa and I'm against eating weirdos with no fashion sense."

To Robert replied.

"Ah good you speak my language."

Robert helped the little dinosaur up.
Oh I've got an even better ending.

*Everything plays out the same until I'm about to punch Renny.*

*I hold out my hand in an epic fashion and red energy surrounds it.*

SEE THIS! THIS IS OUR SOUL! THIS IS THE EMOTION THAT ROARS WITH EVERYONE THAT SUPPORTS US! THE POWERS GIVEN TO US BY EVERY HUMAN BEING'S ENDLESS IMAGINATION! TAKE THIS!

*FALCON PUNCHES RENNY INTO A BUILDING BUT THIS TIME WITH BAY LEVEL OF EXPLOSIONS*

ARTISTIC INTEGRITY!!!!

@Shiyonichi And that's the end of the story lol.

Cue epic anime music, cue sun shining through the clouds, cue injured but still alive companions that we've forgot for an entire episode. Roll credits with Shiyon being picked up by his female interest.

THANKS FOR WATCHING EVERYONE!!!

Now go find an anime similar in structure but not as good as the one you previously binge-watched to become addicted to Shounen Anime!


I do believe we either made the most meta or the most cliche anime script in history.
@Shiyonichi Darn you! What gave me away? was it the push for INNOVATION!? EVERYTHING MUST CHANGE!!!


BUT WE MUST NOT GIVE AWAY WHAT MADE OURSELVES GREAT, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT OUR HEART IS! WITH THAT HEART WE CAN TRULY BRING INNOVATION! SOMEONE LIKE YOU CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND THAT!

*Falcon punches Renny into a building while screaming at the top of the lungs*
@Crimson Lion To INNOVATE!!! We don't Leomon, we need sadder. We need a little simba look-a-like to die curled up in a pile of digi-blood.

PS. Not really, I'm making myself cry now T_T


You... I have realized your true form... the most evil being in existence! You are a Corporate executive!
@Shiyonichi You imagined Liolmon's death. Who's the real monster here?


Still you. Yep still you.
@Shiyonichi We should totes have a Leomon that dies horribly.

>:)

Or even worst a Liolmon. He's a little digital simba. Imagine that life-changing lion never making it to adulthood and influencing millions of kids. T-T

So sad.


You monster.
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