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I bleed Mountain Dew and angst.
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Fuck bitches, get punny.
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Yo.

My real name is Axel Valholm, and I do things. For starters, I'm a college student majoring in Business Administration. I'm terminally poisoned by my teenage weeaboo phase, and as such, all my art has turned to desu.

I also write novels and do voiceovers.

I tend to roleplay as female characters, and I'd define myself as 'advanced' even at the worst of times. If you've a sense of humor, or are relatively open-minded, I'm perfectly willing to play with stranger or otherwise sketchier characters; in fact, I revel in absurdity.

I'd share my art, but unless you want a literal cavalcade of boobs or really dull-looking characters (I do commissions), my aesthete isn't your thing.

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I might diddle with this, though I've got a more pressing project on my docket.

Consider me interested, though a bit reticent to dive right in. I'll watch the first few sheets when this starts proper and if it tickles my fancy, I'll totally join up.
I'm gonna go ahead and start dropping off my character designs here so I don't have to rummage around the internet/computer directory trying to find them.

Go me. Feel free to drop your thoughts below, but I don't do commissions on my public profile. So, you know, don't go around asking.



Will update semi-regularly as I join roleplays and start using relevant characters.

Won't update with WIPs, most of the time, unless people start frequenting this for some reason and start asking to see what I'm working on. A few of these characters might not even see use, but they're there simply because I might want to use their design for something in the future.
This Old Ghost Town in my ass.

A story of getting a lot and then none at all.
Oh, man.

I kinda want this.

I kinda want this a lot really bad very much.

I'm just... I'm just going to dangle my interest here. I used to play a lot of Shadowrun-styled Pathfinder/3.5e, and this whole playing with the augmentation of reality and the access of networks through neural rapport really just... Bangs my bell.

Even if I don't get a CS rolling for this on time, this has me itching to fashion a character for't.

I, too, dig your writing style, by the by. It's verbose without being pedantic and there's a certain reality--urbanity? Humanity?--to it. There is some top-shelf goodness to the way you provide exposition and it definitely excites my creative drive.

TL;DR: You write well. I like it. I like cyberpunk. I like your take on non-dominant AI. I like writing about augmented characters what use prostheses as enhancements rather than facsimiles. I'm going to go draw a lady and then write the hell out of her bio.
Take this post as an expression of my interest, and that I'm working on a character, but be forewarned: I write the hell out of things.

Few questions:

I. What, uh... Rank of Casual would you classify this as? (Mid/High/Low)

II. Is it safe to assume you'll throw our stats at us after finishing our sheets to your specification?

III. I always draw my characters. Always. Can I throw that down in lieu of a description or am I to double up?

IV. Safe to assume we're starting at level 5-10? Or, like, what's the plan with that?

V. Finally, is combat or character interaction going to take the fore? How much of this do you expect to be stat-fights and, conversely, the inter-character rapport Fire Emblem is known for?

Also, Tactician is super cliche, but I'd like to put myself down for it. You know, in case anyone's reading this and intends to fill around who picks what class.
Let me know if I pushed the envelope.

Something had to happen. Big risk for big reward is Bryn's MO but I'm really not sure how weak these specific mooks are, so I dispatched a group in a drawn-out personal firefight. If that's not cool I'll totally kill the post and write a new one.
Helter did not so much bark as it did howl.

The demons got organized. Grouped up, started approaching in droves. Bryn counted the oncoming group--one for each finger, and her index got itchy. One demon rose its voice into a piercing crescendo--and the note staccatoed in its throat. Six bullets: two in the head, one in the gut, three peppering its thighs, all working together to bring it to the ground. Her depth perception was awful, and Bryn's only way of compensating for it was the application of extra bullets.

The bullet casings tinkled a lullaby for the demon's dirt nap. Thoughts raced through the bounty hunter's mind, counting the shots like beats. Bryn watched the demon drop. Its head bounced. Four left, closing fast. Fast, faster. Too fast. Her mind raced through its options.

Move.
Fourteen bullets sat in her magazine, and Bryn herself sat like a duck. She hated immobility, but for some reason, her leg wouldn't cock. It wasn't some fear paralysis; something kept her there. Move. Her instincts weren't operating. Move. Bryn wanted to, but didn't see an alternate option. Move, move, move, move... Her eye rolled in its socket, surveying the scenery--and found her way out. Saloon, sitting on the outskirts. Old wood, easy to clamber. She'd get awful close to the demons but--

Move!

And she did. Off like a shot, her prosthesis whistled in duet, carrying Bryn--and her tune--up the nearby wall, piercing its way up the planks with almost surgical precision. Her fingers barely touched the wooden siding. Making it up onto the awning pistol-first, the rest of her rolled forward and reacquired her piece in one fluid movement. Rational thought turned to static in her mind, ringing like a flashbang between Bryn's temples. One of the demons was following her up. Its head poked above-and-it-was-gone. Skelter screeched in harmony with the demon's death throes. Bryn didn't even recall unsheathing it. She knew this feeling. She relished this feeling. Pure, sweet adrenaline and its moment-to-moment nepenthe came to her aid, as the browns and blacks and reds of the wasteland turned all-too-sharp, and the three remaining demons turned nearly florescent against the townscape. The climb slowed them a touch, but they were much closer to Bryn than she ever would've preferred. What she did have on her side, though, was a command of the landscape; she knew towns. One of the quick ones zeroed in on her and took a pair of shots to the leg. It barely even seemed to care.

Bryn bounced against the awning, heading backwards into the ramshackle, long-destroyed window. The quick one followed and it followed fast. Careening through the window, she'd only had a moment to raise her blade against the all-too-quick Ravager. Sinking the tip into the demon's throat, she flung with all her strength, pulling Skelter back at the last second as the demon went careening down into the bar. She heard its vertebrae snap. Another shot to the shoulder was all she could get in before its cohorts made it through the windows, with Bryn herself sandwiched between them.

8 foot drop.

Crowsfoot stuck the landing for her. One Ravager pounced into the other when she jumped the railing, but they quickly took stock of the situation. Before Bryn could regain her balance, the taller one broke the railing and chucked the splintered beam, to which her left leg replied with a sickening 'schlick.'

The beam gored her inner thigh, cutting deep before turning hard and landing between Bryn's legs. It was survivable, but the demon was prepping for a jump and that was most certainly not. Seven shots went wide, but the eighth struck it square in the chest mid-leap. The other demon wasn't so unlucky; on pure instinct, Bryn's foot cocked back, pushing the beam directly in its path and ripping its shoulder cleanly from the socket. It was alive. It was pissed.

And, considering the low growl from the other end of the bar, Bryn's ears had deceived her. Whatever had cracked, it wasn't the demon's spine. Her leg was getting shaky and these demons were getting worrisome. Her pupil retracted to the size of a pinhead, and her arm moved like a whip. Bryn left two shots in the closest Ravager, and her last bullet found purchase in the other's skull, rather than its shoulder. She kept pulling the trigger.

Click-click-click-click. Her mind kept moving, racing. Her first adrenaline rush of the day. Bryn crumpled into a seat, pulling a new mag out of her pocket and reloading.

Fresh wound. The laceration was pretty deep, but the blood was oozing. Tearing off the rest of the remaining pants leg, Bryn made a bandage that'd suit her until she could get the cut looked at. It felt cold at the edges, and the cold mixed with the abrasive material didn't do anything to help how much the wound hurt. Biting past the pain, Bryn holed up in the saloon, watching for the next batch of demons. She'd made a hell of a lot of noise, and knew that more were coming. She put her back to the bar wall, raising Helter towards the doors.

This was going to be a long day.
So I posted, and I want to point out that I know there's at least 35 Ravagers around.

But Bryn doesn't know that, and I sincerely doubt they're all clumped in one spot. That's dumb. I felt like thirteen was a good round number for plain sight.
Something about the state of the town got Bryn all a-tizzy. That special brand of demonic reek played about her nostrils, a tincture of decay, blood, and unnaturally bad body odor. Skelter buzzed in its sheathe as Bryn hummed under her breath, harmonizing with the frequency of the blade--though her tune was almost silent. Being a terrible mage, she often resorted to routines to get herself in the spellcasting mindset. With a flash of scintilla and an unnecessary flourish, Skelter flew forth from its scabbard, held tightly in Bryn's right hand.

In regular fashion, she only took stock of the situation long after she'd armed up. The horde of demons sat near the core of the town--and considering that the crystal had gotten destroyed, it's likely they'd holed up near it. Bryn counted them all out, not taking stock of their builds, sizes, or forms. From her viewpoint, she could see 13, the 'big fucker' included. A short jog east of her, just outside of sight, sat the cannon fodder--she'd been too deep too many times to go diving into the fray without anyone to patch her up later, and had been the meat before on one too many occasions.

And then there was the big shadow off to her left. A little demon Bryn hadn't seen made a beeline for it.

Flash. Chunk. Dead. Dull thud.

"...That cunt is on a horse!" She called, possibly a little too loudly. Stamping her boot on the ground, she tilted back onto her prosthesis, regaining her balance. Looking back towards the town, one of the smaller rovers had started eyeballing her. "...Shit."

In a couple seconds, Bryn was hugging dead weight, hilt-deep in demon. Its misshapen skull crackled with energy, a satisfying, crisp noise. Sparks darted around its form as it sloughed off of her blade, collapsing in a heap in front of her. Clearing her throat, she quickly sheathed the crackling, sparking blade, palming Helter instead. Pressing her thumbs against the neck of the handle, she pointed her index barrel-wards and dropped her arms into a ready position, so as to not accidentally shoot anyone.

That horse worried Bryn. Anyone with that kind of firepower and higher ground boded ill for her payday. She hadn't had steady work in almost four months; losing this crystal meant she'd have to start taking out loans. Her lodgings were crap and getting relatively expensive, but food and bed came before comfort.

She would kill for a good meal and a shower. In fact, Bryn often did--contracts were contracts, and got thrown her way for good reason.

Now, though, all Bryn could do was wait. Going in too soon would get her killed, and she'd rather die among a field of corpses, not just a couple.

"Killed 13 demons and one big motherfucker, all by her lonesome, even after all the other hunters died trying... Howzat for an epitaph?" Bryn chortled, talking to herself to fill the silence before the brawl. She was tense, excited, and raring for a fight.

...Above all, though, Bryn was ready to make some cold, hard cash.
I'm unwilling to participate in this anymore. It's growing more and more cliched, and I came here hoping for something new. Too many characters feel shoehorned in unnecessarily, and the 'power limiter' thing is the straw that breaks my back.

If you're going to play a god, play one. The backpedaling leads me to believe that you want these characters closer than they ever should be to our PCs, and insofar the only character sheet I've seen that I'd really call 'Advanced' level of play would be our GM's, and I believe that's only because of his intimacy with this project.

I want to be a part of this, I really, really do, but I can't in good conscience keep playing with rules that are getting amended to suit the GM's needs even in the natal state of this RP. No offense to any of you, either, but no character as yet in this roleplay has really wowed me enough to want to stay, either. I don't want to be the one guy who writes the hell out of his character and gets nothing out of it in return. It's an exercise in futility.

I bear zero ill will (to any of you, but this is mostly relevant to @JohnSolaris), I only wish that you would play it straight. Playing a god is fine, but do as gods do and be umpteen-times removed from reality. Now we've got incoming 'epic' level characters, and the roleplay has not even started yet. Power is a privilege, not a right.

So, yeah, that's about it. I wish you all luck, but I'm not willing to write anything for this anymore. For that, I'm sorry.
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