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9 yrs ago
Current Just because you can use one-dollar words doesn't mean you know how to make change.
9 yrs ago
Talk QWERTY to me.
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9 yrs ago
I bleed Mountain Dew and angst.
10 yrs ago
Fuck bitches, get punny.
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Bio

Yo.

My real name is Axel Valholm, and I do things. For starters, I'm a college student majoring in Business Administration. I'm terminally poisoned by my teenage weeaboo phase, and as such, all my art has turned to desu.

I also write novels and do voiceovers.

I tend to roleplay as female characters, and I'd define myself as 'advanced' even at the worst of times. If you've a sense of humor, or are relatively open-minded, I'm perfectly willing to play with stranger or otherwise sketchier characters; in fact, I revel in absurdity.

I'd share my art, but unless you want a literal cavalcade of boobs or really dull-looking characters (I do commissions), my aesthete isn't your thing.

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I'm out. This isn't worth getting insulted over. Schatz is a fun character and all, but I certainly wasn't expecting the condescension. I came here so I didn't have to impress and I could just characterize and interact with something a little different and fun. If I wanted to vastly overwrite a simple character, I'd be a comic book author. Peace.
@Aeonumbra

Again, oh well. It wasn't intended to be practical. It was never intended to be practical. It was a facet of her character. Schatz is lewd. She's a lewd person. The first line in her bio sums up her loves in life and one of them is sex, so yeah, she's gonna look like that. That's not saying she'll be super lewd or that sex'll even happen just because she's there, but she's certainly a lot more sexually liberal. Treading the line of 'dangerous' is her thing.

Great Attractor is totally removed from actual magnetism and is far more facile than I think you're reading it. The 'field' of applied magnetism is entirely different from a magnetic field; it's an area around an object where the effect of Great Attractor can come into play. Within that field, objects become magnetic.

I'll throw the explanation into a subset of Ohmosexual.

Rocket as in the back end, not the full thing. They're not magnetic on their own, but the casing sometimes is. I will, however, provide a full summation of what Chutney is.

There is no 'must' with writing. Writing is not made of quantifications. Your setting, however, does have a realistic limit and I don't have enough lore nor a broad understanding of where that limit lies. You've even stated that I don't have the knowledge necessary to suggest the level of realism.

The magnetic field itself is pretty small and can be nullified through conscious effort, given Schatz's abilities center around magnetism.

Way to strip context from what I was saying with those selective quotes, though. That's a rhetorical fallacy. It's more necessity than it is personal taste, but personal taste still plays a big part. I say a lot of things similar to this in the bio, like why she doesn't opt for at least a skirt. She's gonna push the envelope, again. It's who she is.

I don't design things for the sake of design. I design them because it's in line with the character.
@Aeonumbra

The images are meant to go hand in hand with the bio, being that I drew them. I'm aware of the taboo and if you'd done a closer reading of the Appearance section, I think you'll find that it's part of her personality. Yes, it's ridiculous and over the top but she is characterized that way. I'm sorry that our personal tastes conflict, but the character is a study in contrasts. Chutney is the big fuckoff hammer. She has the hat and a scarf, too, so, you know. Quasi-shade.

'Hot-freeze' means that, if there were a bunch of iron filings (in this instance, though it can be anything magnetic) in the air on a particularly cloudy day, those filings would be able to connect their attraction fields and totally solidify a cloud by attracting the vapor to them. What I was really trying to get at is that Great Attractor works with gases as much as liquids and solids. Great Attractor itself isn't a magnetic law and was never intended to be. I was exercising the creative freedom thing to make a power I thought was kinda neat and not all that excessive. On the subject of weird abilities, I'm totally fine with not having bio-organic magnetism. I don't care to have powerful characters, just fun and interesting ones.

The whole bone thing is just the sheer force of their personal magnetism. It's automatically resetting her to a stable state. That I admit to being a touch hard to swallow. However, using force to meld things together still happens, it's not impossible.

The whole thought behind the cauterization is that the body itself is a maintained whole, but breaks in it also break the pattern. Thus, it sucks itself back together and the polarities, naturally rapidly switching, create a rapid friction. The heat isn't constant and I think you took my imagery a little literally with the 'raging fire' thing. Wait a minute, you're allowing the moon to not be, but warm people is too much? The basic idea of her power is that her unwounded body is a 'stable state' and lacerations really fuck that up. She can't do knife fights.

The scarf is just a scarf...Poncho. It keeps things off of her like a poncho does, it doesn't nullify things. It came before the powers in her bio.

But in all seriousness, the design came first and it, like Schatz, is silly and over the top. It's not her being 'da sexiest,' it's just fun. I'd really rather not have to take the time to do a total redesign over taste, because you did emphasize 'creative freedom' in your Interest Check.
EDIT: I'm just gonna point out that if you strip this of context I'm done. When I refer to the 'design' I'm referring to the character itself who is older than this roleplay and is just the type of person who would wear that kind of thing.


Oh, and I take huge exception to implying that Schatz is a Sue just because of the way she looks. That is the epitome of judging a book by its cover. I know you don't mean to come off as rude but rule one's ''Respect your GM'' and you state within it that you'll try to do the same.
@Aeonumbra

Hey, I'm just glad you're getting around to it. No need to rush yourself; I'd rather have a meticulous GM who gets things done just a little late than one who rushes right through shit and accepts everything.

However, I've got about an hour-twenty as of this post before I'm off to go do terrible things with terrible people, so keep in mind that I may take a long time to answer your questions after that timeframe.
@Aeonumbra

Gimme the full rundown of technical questions you said you had(?), because it's absolutely better that I answer them here than in PM.
Big warning sign for me is when the GM doesn't put all the information you need out there in the open but still expects you to adhere. Had this happen a few times, and it often leads to 'little' things being left out of their narrative when the roleplay starts proper, only to get thrown in your face like an invisible smoking gun.

I tend to get antsy about a roleplay when more than half of the characters have an 'edgy' backstory. Tends to turn into a power struggle for who can narrate their angst better.

That being said, I haven't been in enough roleplays on the Guild, so I can't speak to the community here.
Oh man, are we posting tanks, because--


@Aeonumbra

My characters tend to be unapologetically vibrant.

Feel free to nail me for not matching the theme of gritty and brown.



Keep in mind that this is all pretty off-the-cuff, so feel free to pick out things you don't think'll fly.
Just thought I'd drop by and say 'yeah fuck it I'm in.'

I'll have a sheet toot sweet.
@The Wanderer

Bryn padded at her eyepatch in mock horror, wrapping both hands around it and snapping it for effect.

"Oh god, I'm blind! And--holy shit, I've lost a leg!" She bellowed, words dripping with sarcasm. Rolling forward from her terribly uncomfortable seat on one of the shelves behind the bar, Bryn bounded over the counter and out towards the off-tempo series of gunshots. She took a moment to look at her handiwork--a litter of demons, all riddled with bullet holes, save the fresh one that'd seated its head in one of the chairs. A whistle and a tap offered Conrad a playful 'zap' on the thigh, Skelter rolling between Bryn's dexterous fingers.

"Nah, I'm just fucking with you. These're old. Obviously. What corny comic shat you out, anyway? You look like you died-but-got-better and now you're out for revenge." Bryn cackled at her own impression of an 'extreme' announcer, a talent she'd appropriated from listening to too many radio soaps. She took the time to study the cowboy-looking character, trying to get a read on him.

Two holsters, far's she could tell. Big guns, from the sound they'd made, but certainly nothing like that could've made a pit in a demon and-or saloon wall like that. Something on him was inscribed. Was it one of the guns? She'd have to wait for the reload. Big black stick. Big, pointy, metal black stick. This guy was a walking armory. He even had a belt full of bullets, just... Sitting there. His guns were high caliber--those bullets were thick. Had to be .44. Bullets were never cheap.

Disposable income, for sure. Whoever the Lone Ranger here was, he had pocket change or a leatherworker in his pocket. His cape... Thing, Bryn didn't know the proper term--it had some nice yellow embroidering. Unless this was his only change of clothes, this guy had some jingle and more than enough of it to go around, seeing how much he was willing to spend on his outings. Looked somewhere between young and old--thirties, certainly. He'd been doing this for a while, it appeared. If he wasn't rich, he was certainly a looter. Too many bullets on hand and too many nice things.

Of course, Bryn's definition of rich wasn't the most accurate: considering she'd been sleeping on hay and a sheet for the past week and paying for the pleasure, not having to piss in public was the epitome of fortune.

Two shots. Quick, classy chkk-brap-brrap. Safety was off and the awning had two new holes in it. Bryn was much for conversation, but from the looks of this guy, he wasn't. Looked moody. Type to talk with his guns. Pulling the demons rather than letting them wander towards them left little room for surprises on their end--they were still on the outskirts, and the saloon was wall-to-wall with two other buildings. No back attacks. Any demons that cared to jump down her ass would have by now--and by Bryn's summation, the pack of five were probably lollygagging in the other two shops before they grouped up.

"Hey, Leather'R'Us. Back to mine, got it? You know how this goes. Shit goes south, we bail different directions, stretch the demons thin and ease back into the fray. You've done this before, so I'm not going to give you the whole spiel on 'don't look at your gun looking at the landscape look at the landscape' n' so on. Brynnet Schene, by the way. You're going to call me Bryn." She tapped her back, offering it to her new cohort. The tie she'd made for her leg was already getting soaked.

"Watch the gimp leg. I got gored by a railing. Spook threw it. I'm good to move. Not like there's any muscle beneath the knee." Bryn explained with trained brevity--her sentences were almost rhythmic, short and sweet. A cigarette rasp filled the gap between the last two statements, reminding Bryn that she needed to quit--just as soon as she had enough money to buy another pack. Come down easy. Very, very easy.

"You got a name there, Skippy? Because I can't keep calling you various euphemisms for 'Some leather-clad asshole with two legs and a dumb hat.'"
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