[center][img]https://i.imgur.com/bdAYhoA.png[/img][img]https://i.imgur.com/Uoijvpk.png[/img] [color=pink][h2]Welcome to the Wondrous World of Me![/h2][/color] [colour=white]Did you hear the whispers? Catch the rumour in the wind? See the meme in the group chat? It's true. I’m a walking, talking, chaos-fuelled delight with the comedic timing of a falling anvil and the elegance of a cat that just missed the jump. Yes, it's me—the Silliest Sausage™ in the proverbial packet.[/colour] [colour=pink]Terribly Fun Facts: I once confidently called my teacher "Mum" and made it worse by trying to explain why. My Father wasn't impressed. I possess the superhuman ability to trip on flat surfaces. Watch me defy physics! I hope you don't mind smashed dinnerware. I find myself whipping up puns so bad they qualify as psychological warfare. You will need to drown them out with Vogon poetry. My kitchen adventures are less “Master Chef” and more “How Does Water Catch Fire?”[/colour] [color=lightblue]Life with me is like riding a glittery rollercoaster designed by a catnip-fuelled herd of cats. Expect tangents, terrible jokes, and an enthusiasm level usually reserved for people on game shows. But here’s the deal: I’m here for the fun and the feels. I’m all about creating something joyful, a little bit magical, and just chaotic enough to keep it interesting. Come play, laugh, and join me in this carnival of silliness.[/color] [colour=black][i]Disclaimer: Side effects may include facepalming, eye-rolling, and occasionally questioning your life choices.[/i][/colour] [/center]

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/bdAYhoA.png" /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/Uoijvpk.png" /><br><font color="pink"><div class="bb-h2">Welcome to the Wondrous World of Me!</div></font><br><br><font color="white">Did you hear the whispers? Catch the rumour in the wind? See the meme in the group chat? It's true. I’m a walking, talking, chaos-fuelled delight with the comedic timing of a falling anvil and the elegance of a cat that just missed the jump. Yes, it's me—the Silliest Sausage™ in the proverbial packet.</font><br><br><font color="pink">Terribly Fun Facts:<br>I once confidently called my teacher "Mum" and made it worse by trying to explain why. My Father wasn't impressed.<br>I possess the superhuman ability to trip on flat surfaces. Watch me defy physics! I hope you don't mind smashed dinnerware.<br>I find myself whipping up puns so bad they qualify as psychological warfare. You will need to drown them out with Vogon poetry.<br>My kitchen adventures are less “Master Chef” and more “How Does Water Catch Fire?”</font><br><br><font color="lightblue">Life with me is like riding a glittery rollercoaster designed by a catnip-fuelled herd of cats. Expect tangents, terrible jokes, and an enthusiasm level usually reserved for people on game shows. But here’s the deal: I’m here for the fun and the feels. I’m all about creating something joyful, a little bit magical, and just chaotic enough to keep it interesting. Come play, laugh, and join me in this carnival of silliness.</font><br><br><font color="black"><span class="bb-i">Disclaimer: Side effects may include facepalming, eye-rolling, and occasionally questioning your life choices.</span></font></div></div>