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2 mos ago
Current I WAS GONNA DO A STATUS ABOUT CUPTOAST BUT FUCK YEAH WE GODDAMN BREAKING KNEES. JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED ON A HOT STEAMING PLATE! JUSTICE FOR WHEELS! YEAH!
2 mos ago
fuck I got outplayed
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2 mos ago
sillyman, more silly than a ferret down your trousers.
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2 mos ago
fuck yeah I love splatoon
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2 mos ago
i love bands nobody's even heard about. shoot me a pm to get a random album/artist that has like, one soundcloud account tied to them
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"meow." -CAT YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING DUMBASS


hello! I'm sillyman. no, I won't reveal my name, but I can give you a riddle for it if you want. 🤫
my likes and dislikes;

likes

cats
silly
cuptoast
horror
dark themes
goobers

DISLIKES

fuck hhgregg
fuck anyone without basic respect for ANYONE
fuck you. i know where you live. check your door.


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great now Rufus has trauma. THANKS LOKI! also I did read your post.
@Sky Blue ok!
I was trying to miserably go back and forth in Google translate to make sense of what you're saying
(Jag fick detta från google translate för :( )
@Sky Blue aight tldr;
rummage = drunk and has gun
the raccoons rush to stop him from shooting someone
rookie gets shot in the process
(I knew I should've made it longer!)
@Sky Blue in a good or bad way?
as the two bros were laughing their butts off, rummage was drinking more alcohol and... well, got drunk off uranium.
he stumbled out the room, and started walking off... ("stupid rabbit bird. he's gonna see how his flames compare down in hell.)
as he was doing that, the other two were laughin', enjoying their time.
"DID YOU SEE THAT?"
"what did you think I am, blind?"
insert laugh track here
"that was so funny! right rummage?"
no response.
"rummage?"
no response.
"OH SHI-" as the two started scrambling to find him, rummage was stumbling down the stairs.
as he found his way down to the lobby, he pulled a gun.
he was going to point the gun at the bird, but he was drunk. he instead pointed at a normal joe schmoe, sitting across the bar.

Back to rookie and rufus...
"WHERE IS HE?"
"NOT AGAIIIIN!!!!!"
"wait, don't tell me he's going for the j guy..."
"OH NO"
the raccoons bolted out the room. they hopped in the elevator.

"...so how was your day?"
"...it was good."
the elevator opened near the bar.
"LETS GO! FAST!"
they bolted to see their drunk brother standing there w/ the gun...
"WHAT THE FRICK?"
the raccoons rushed for rummage, tackling him and wrestling him...
"WHAT THE FU-hic THE BIRD CAN SHAPE SHIFT?"
then suddenly...
BANG!

a bullet hole was shot straight through rookie.
"I did it!" rummage falls over and crashes into the floor
aight it's done.
@Sky Blue either one of the raccoons or a civilian
chugged the entire 6 pack and found a gun
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