SirBeowulf
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What a load of Donk.
STATUS: It might be three inches, but it smells like a foot. 10 yrs ago
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It might be three inches, but it smells like a foot.
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I like the new name, it clicks pretty well, y'know? More ominous, too.
Also, yay for first OOC. I'll get to twerkin' on my character, I should have it done by tomorrow evening at the latest.
Also, yay for first OOC. I'll get to twerkin' on my character, I should have it done by tomorrow evening at the latest.
Sugoi. I've been thinking of making my character the son of a butcher, except it might be a bit difficult if we have no backstory section. I'll go ahead and wait to see the character sheet, then. git ert durn.
Wes be ready to SHOOT BOOLETS AT ENEMY.
"Of course I'm gonna bitch about rations. A happy soldier is a bitching soldier. When they're huddled in small groups with glassy eyes, that's when you know somethings wrong," Wes said as he took another sip of the coffee. "And hell yeah, I remember Haffuk. Hafffkuh. That planet."
Wes chuckled before continuing. "That was some crazy shit, then. Didn't we set up a temporary base inside a restaurant? Best hamburgers I ever had, that place. And then we had those daily food runs, looting houses for fuckin' cereal and ramen." Of course, as soon as Wes began to go for another sip, the whole ship buckled from the impact of a large explosion, the coffee mug splashing all over Wes. "Fackin' god damn it. What the hell?" Wes cried as his face turned into a grimace, the front portion of his wife beater now brown and steaming. He grabbed the bottom of his shirt and wiped his own face. "I liked this damn shirt."
As the 'BRACE FOR DISMOUNT' roared over the speakers, Wes cursed and grabbed onto the heavy crate he was next to. Shit went flying, but fortunately anything weighing more than fifty kilos was good. As their good leader spoke into his earphone, Wes spoke up again. "You think its aliens?" he asked with a heaping platter of sarcasm to his voice, wiggling his fingers to get the point across.
Of course, it was just the plain old Coalition come to play in their sandbox. It was a good thing the seventh liked to share its toys. Wes simply nodded as Tagg explained the whole situation. They were to mount up, ASAP. Wes was just finally glad to get back into the action. While leave was fun and all, there was shit to do on board. He preferred to spend his time fighting instead of simply sleeping like he normally did.
Climbing the ladder, he gave a quick nod to Tark who nodded back, giving a thumbs up to signal that Disposal was ready to go. As he climbed, mechanical arms descended and began attaching the GAW onto Disposal's right arm. The only thing he was pissed about was that it would be a space mission. He hated space missions. No matter how many trials he did, no matter how many missions, he always got sicker than an old dog. There was just something about space that almost made him barf. It didn't stop him from doing his job, but that didn't mean he had to enjoy it. Disposal wasn't too great in space either, it had design more suited for ground, but it did its job.
He scraped the trash out of the way as he sat down in the cockpit, "Hello. My name is RALF and welcome to the B15-7 MK.II Heavy Class MAS," called off through the speakers for the millionth time as screens and lights came on. He gripped the controls, flexing them for a moment before hearing a call off signal. "Brick is good to kick ass," he said as others said their own.
As Tagg finished his little speech, he grunted as an elevator brought him a little present. A Capital-Wrecker. The bomb was about as tall as a man, and fatter than a cow. Disposal's left hand descended to grab the bomb by its handle, bringing it up to the magnetic holder that was on its back. "Aye, aye," Wes said. "But why am I the one with the bomb? I swear its gonna blow up on me. Explosives and me don't fit well, boss."
Wes chuckled before continuing. "That was some crazy shit, then. Didn't we set up a temporary base inside a restaurant? Best hamburgers I ever had, that place. And then we had those daily food runs, looting houses for fuckin' cereal and ramen." Of course, as soon as Wes began to go for another sip, the whole ship buckled from the impact of a large explosion, the coffee mug splashing all over Wes. "Fackin' god damn it. What the hell?" Wes cried as his face turned into a grimace, the front portion of his wife beater now brown and steaming. He grabbed the bottom of his shirt and wiped his own face. "I liked this damn shirt."
As the 'BRACE FOR DISMOUNT' roared over the speakers, Wes cursed and grabbed onto the heavy crate he was next to. Shit went flying, but fortunately anything weighing more than fifty kilos was good. As their good leader spoke into his earphone, Wes spoke up again. "You think its aliens?" he asked with a heaping platter of sarcasm to his voice, wiggling his fingers to get the point across.
Of course, it was just the plain old Coalition come to play in their sandbox. It was a good thing the seventh liked to share its toys. Wes simply nodded as Tagg explained the whole situation. They were to mount up, ASAP. Wes was just finally glad to get back into the action. While leave was fun and all, there was shit to do on board. He preferred to spend his time fighting instead of simply sleeping like he normally did.
Climbing the ladder, he gave a quick nod to Tark who nodded back, giving a thumbs up to signal that Disposal was ready to go. As he climbed, mechanical arms descended and began attaching the GAW onto Disposal's right arm. The only thing he was pissed about was that it would be a space mission. He hated space missions. No matter how many trials he did, no matter how many missions, he always got sicker than an old dog. There was just something about space that almost made him barf. It didn't stop him from doing his job, but that didn't mean he had to enjoy it. Disposal wasn't too great in space either, it had design more suited for ground, but it did its job.
He scraped the trash out of the way as he sat down in the cockpit, "Hello. My name is RALF and welcome to the B15-7 MK.II Heavy Class MAS," called off through the speakers for the millionth time as screens and lights came on. He gripped the controls, flexing them for a moment before hearing a call off signal. "Brick is good to kick ass," he said as others said their own.
As Tagg finished his little speech, he grunted as an elevator brought him a little present. A Capital-Wrecker. The bomb was about as tall as a man, and fatter than a cow. Disposal's left hand descended to grab the bomb by its handle, bringing it up to the magnetic holder that was on its back. "Aye, aye," Wes said. "But why am I the one with the bomb? I swear its gonna blow up on me. Explosives and me don't fit well, boss."
There has to be running gags now, right :3?
Wes griping about the quality of rations.
I'm also real damn interested, and like Ash, I will also barrage you with questions because I am Jon Snow. What will the RP be like if you want people meeting each other to be scarce? I envision the rp becoming a bit stale with everyone just running around doing their own thing. Part of roleplaying is creating a story with other people, but if we spend a lot of it just detailing our scared characters, what then?
Another thing, what about the dangerous creatures? Can we get any idea of what they might be? Also, aside from magical items and stuff, will there be remnants from our world? Like, places and structures we might recognize. Maybe even little bits and bobbles ranging from fishing hooks to old tools.
Another thing, what about the dangerous creatures? Can we get any idea of what they might be? Also, aside from magical items and stuff, will there be remnants from our world? Like, places and structures we might recognize. Maybe even little bits and bobbles ranging from fishing hooks to old tools.
Okay @whoami you're free to post the collab whenever! Also, note to all players- do not leave the ship!
Wes: "Nah, mate." *jumps out of the airlock*
I think it'll be fine if you drop the collab now Whoami,
Actually yeah, just drop the collab now :o
Just realized, I haven't actually posted ic in 10 days. Maybe I should post first..
Slacker.
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