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2 mos ago
Current @POOHEAD What hair?
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3 mos ago
I like spam.
3 mos ago
Are we breaking knees?
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3 mos ago
Wear your brown pants.
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3 mos ago
I refuse to own a Glock purely out of spite. I'm sick of seeing them and hearing about them.

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Name: Ugrokk Limcutta

Nickname: Dok

Klan: Blood Axe

Role: Painboy

Common Armament: Slugga, choppa, dok's tools

Anything else: Due to the impracticality of collecting payments when out sneakin' about, the Dok has taken to keeping a tally of the treatments he administered to each of the ladz. By the time the mission ends he has forgotten which set of tally marks was for which ork, because he never actually labels them. The others are then left to decide amongst themselves how to split the total payment they owe to their resident painboy.
@Jbcool

If I were to go painboy, could I have a grot orderly?
@Jbcool

I am. Just having trouble deciding between being a Blood Axe painboy or a deathskull kommando that likes using the enemies' weapons better than his own. Or a tankbusta.

Indecision is a bitch.
All this talk of D&D, so....

I am most fond of the barbarian. Perhaps not the most exciting in terms of mechanics and fairly simple in terms of actual role-playing, but I can't help but enjoy having the solution to all my problems be 'get royally pissed and beat the problem with an axe until it's no longer a problem'.
I always enjoy some orky shenanigans. I'll give this a go.
Indecision.
If we're claiming stuff then I suppose I'll take the Grandmaster of the Ravenwing position.
I'd be down for this. Guiding a fresh chapter to greatness sounds pretty sweet.
"And I thought they smelled bad.... on the outside."
Bastian Felstead


Bastian climbed down from the giant hound and removed the bandages from his face that had been safeguarding his lungs from the ash. They seemed to be safe for the moment and those bandages made breathing difficult, so there was no need for them now. His companions wanted to explore the tower. At this point Bastian could no longer find anymore reasons to object. Whatever was happening here, the answers were hopefully in that tower. It was their best bet. Bastian would hold onto Col's shield until he returned Lorenzo's bow. Col wouldn't be able to use the shield with the bow anyway.

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