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2 mos ago
Current @POOHEAD What hair?
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3 mos ago
I like spam.
3 mos ago
Are we breaking knees?
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3 mos ago
Wear your brown pants.
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3 mos ago
I refuse to own a Glock purely out of spite. I'm sick of seeing them and hearing about them.

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Lemur.
Atone had been standing in the corner as isolated as he could possibly be in such a crowded place as he maintained a quiet vigil over the establishment. He spoke to no one, but he watched everyone. As soon as the fight broke out he was quick to respond. A bald-headed and tattooed man had decided to pick a fight with a half-orc. A foolish decision on his part, really. The half-orc would no doubt be able to fend for herself, but the man was not alone and such violence inside the tavern would not be tolerated.

Atone forced his way through the crowd that had gathered around the brawl until he made inside of the circle they had formed around the combatants. Standing straight and tall and taking a deep breathe, Atone used thaumaturgy to amplify his voice to the point where he could be heard even over spectators who had gathered.

"That's enough," he roared. "Such behavior will not be tolerated."

He turned to the bald man that had started the fight.

"You were the instigator. You will leave the tavern at once for disturbing the peace."
Chipmunk
This will have to do I suppose.

Pangolin
Opossum
I like how you are suggesting all these large animals for a scrawny white boy. :P
Hippos are crazy. You don't fuck with hippos. They bite boats in half.
My memory ain't good enough to be an elephant. I've taken too many hits to the head.

I'm probably a sloth on a good day. :P
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