I like telling dirty jokes,
and I like smoking crystal meth,
but darling I love you.
And I like laughing at retards,
And I like throwing rocks at dogs,
but darling I love you.
I love you like the moon and stars,
when little kids get hit by cars,
girl you know it's true.
Darling, I love you.
I've been tryin' to move on,
since you left,
since you've been gone,
but it's so hard on me.
Talked to a girl in first hour,
bought her a CD,
bought her a flower,
but she's a stupid cunt.
But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone.
I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun.
I'll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too.
But darling, I love you<3