Smertless

QUEST: a picture adventure

>What's that paper?

@Robeatics

>Ignore the hole and grab the paper
>read the paper
>then eat the paper

@BrobyDDark

>read paper first
>seduce guard by throwing paper airplane at him/her
>go down hole

@TheBrightestEyes

Oh, you almost missed it. I guess it was under the bucket. Let's see what it is.





Oh, cool! It's a magic scroll! And hey, the spell sticker is still on! You're not sure exactly what it does, but all you have to do is rip off that sticker and the spell will activate. Deciding this will be more useful outside of your stomach, you pocket the scroll and go back to the hole.

>shout obscenities into the hole.
>listen to estimate how deep it is
>listen to hear if anybody shouts back

@Vilageidiotx

Using your signature expletive-location ability, you are able to judge the relative size and shape of the hole.

>Ride the spoon like a skateboard down the hole while shouting Yeehaw

@Nerevarine

YEEEEEHAAAAAW

QUEST: a picture adventure

Suggestions

>Your teeth must be hella strong if your mouth is that big. What's the door made of? Perhaps you can gnaw your way through.

If you're adding suggestions as quotes before the real page, add comments too.

We are probably going to end up staying in this room the entire game...

@BrobyDDark

>seduce the guard

@Mr_pink

>Sharpen spoon
>Seduce the guard to get them to open the door
>Stab guard
>Seduce bucket

@TheBrightestEyes

>Check to see if the door is even locked

@Nerevarine

>Equip Bucket in helmet slot.
You don't need eye-hole since your nipples are your eyes.

@Vilageidiotx

You have several ideas that pop into your head... But you realize that they won't really work. Even if the door was unlocked, you have no handle on your side. Even though the bucket would make a great helmet, it won't fit onto your head. As for seducing the guard... You are a genderless space creature, and have little to no knowledge of the mating habits of the creatures here.





You could at least sharpen the spoon, except for one thing. It appears to be literally indestructible. Maybe it's magic or something, but what do you know about magic?

>Throw bucket at door

@Sana

It's time to throw the bucket at the door! You let out a primal scream!





Well, darn. You thought that would have gone better, but you're not sure what you really expected.

>Sharpen spoon, then check under the bed/haypile.

@Robeatics

Yeah, I guess you may as well look under the bed.



Well hey, look at that! Somebody dug a hole here! I guess it's a good thing you didn't sleep in that bed.

QUEST: a picture adventure

If you're adding suggestions as quotes before the real page, add comments too.

@BrobyDDark

What sort of comments?

QUEST: a picture adventure

Eh, I'm doing it anyway.

Suggestion

>Vigorously masturbate

@Sana

Gross. That's not really possible, since you are a genderless alien, though. You're not sure why you thought of it in the first place.

QUEST: a picture adventure

You're the only person in this cell, so "spooning" your cellmate isn't an option. You will, however, make a mental note to try it next time you are in prison.



And since you are alone, you have nobody to paddle you with the spoon, either. I guess your only option is to dig your way out...



It appears that your tiny spoon is no match for the mighty stone floor. You should probably stop tapping it against the ground, but you honestly have nothing else to do until you come up with something else.

As an aside, would you like me to start adding your suggestions to these posts in the form of quotes?

QUEST: a picture adventure

Oh, that's right! You're a genderless space creature! Well, back to escaping this cell.



Anyway, let's check out that bucket over there in the corner.



Hopefully there's nothing nasty in there...



Oh, thank goodness. It's just a spoon.

QUEST: a picture adventure

You decide to go with the Fighting guy, because he has a really cool belt, and that's the closest thing there to bondage equipment. Looks like you are...



At least...



You would be if you weren't stuck in this cell. Looks like your axe and shield aren't here, but at least you still have your belt! I guess you should figure out how to escape, though.

You also question whether you are a guy or a girl, and you suppose you should figure that out before you get going.

QUEST: a picture adventure

>Pick a really cool belt

@Sana

Actually, you get all of the items for that class.

QUEST: a picture adventure

You decide to go the creative route, and put the face parts on the stomach. You couldn't quite get the effect you were going for, but it's close enough.



Now it looks like you need to choose a class... Hmm...

QUEST: a picture adventure

Unfortunately, this is the only game you own for some reason, so I guess you're stuck with it. You dramatically press one of the buttons on the controller.



And are brought to this screen. Looks like you get to customize your character a little!