@Trimblebird Hello, Trimblebird!
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Sorry for the late-and-hasty post. First day of school and all that.
@LoneSilverWolf That's true. It's just a little complicated, so I won't be able to get all of it in.
>With your newfound hair, follow the sign that says "phat loot yo."
>And as always, beware the Underbear!
EDIT: @FreyaRoseJane Oops, sorry. Just missed yours...
>Infused with the energy of Fred and Hambush, call upon your mighty spirit-beast, Hamfred! Ask Hamfred to sniff out Phat loot.
>Since you've just partaken of the "ham" part, you are left with the "bush"
>Use this "bush" as a toupee', because you are bald and need hair for your next monster to run his fingers through.
I just got 200 more notecards and some NEW PENS! Woop!
>Attack with merinade, then follow up with Super Roast for 2 hours at 350 degrees!!!! Then finish it off with the Knife and Fork combo >:D
>Slay hambeast mightily.
>Loot hambeast.
>Fry it
>Both meat and vegetables work as a fried food
>EAT IT.
>Don't forget to absorb the hambush's juicy prowess.
>Get all OCD on that clutter. ORGANIZE, clean. Stack from biggest to smallest box, sweep the room, LEAVE THE DUNGEON CLEANER THAN YOU FOUND IT!
>Do so while assuming that all clutter is actually monsters. Be prepared for an hambush.
...look around for any delicious monsters...
>Roast the ham if there does happen to be a hambush.
>Achieve a new level of respect with Cactus. Name it Fred. Install Fred as your official quest adviser.
>Start a romantic relationship with the cactus. Allow the cactus to love you. Love the cactus. Become ONE WITH THE FERKING CACTUS!!!!
>make armor from cactus
...after the other sillyness, boldly look for stairs going up to next floor...
>CUT through the Axe Knight's emotional barriers. Understand his deepest self, and use your new found knowledge to become friends.
>Learn that trying to headbutt a cactus is a very bad life decision
I can't begin to tell you how much easier this is rather than doing it on the computer. In terms of suggestions though, while I end up drawing more than I mean to, could you keep in mind how many cards I would have to draw for it? I love some of the suggestions that there were, but it would just take too many cards to do. Thanks, folks.
>Cut face off self, place on belly
>Cut belly off self, place on face.
(We need to be hip, since it's a reboot)
Look for something to decapitate!!!
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