Smiral

Spam, please take Magnum back.

@ASTA

I find something about you refreshing.

Perhaps it's that you seem to have actual substance, rather than some of the people here who are comprised solely of a series of ironically shitty memes.

I mean, not that that's bad or anything.

No wait it totally is.

@Doivid

do I pass your test for success

To the ass lovers out there:

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It's called milk, you fucking yokel.

@Hank

Titty
Nectar

You can't stop me from using unconventional terminology

Thanks ASTA and Aza

cool

Spam, please take Magnum back.

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Good tastes are hard to find these days...

*Drinks his mocha latte extreme*

@Gwazi Magnum

Dude if you were a smoothie I'd make you out of the grime in the bottom my deep fryer, the piss-rust coating my toilet seat hinges, some cigarette butts pulled specifically from a 50 year old septic tank, and I'd top it off with my Taco Bell shits from the other day

If someone has taste for that you should probably take them to the hospital because they definitely have every hepatitis is the known universe now

To the ass lovers out there:

My mom has a theory that it has to do with whether or not a dude was breastfed

Which would explain why asses are more prevalent in modern society, everybody was too scared to let their children drink titty-nectar in the 90s

When you're so drunk you can feel your pulse in your butt

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Your butt is weak

@The Nexerus

my butt's a solid 6/6.5, that's at least throwing an effort out there

When you're so drunk you can feel your pulse in your butt

What does this even mean

I've never had butt throbs so am I drinking wrong or ?????

I've been having extremely realistic nightmares for over a week now.

jesus christ taaj

The only nightmares I remember were from childhood and I'm like 99% certain they were all just memories of fucked up movies/cartoons I watched late at night

Unless you count those dreams where I get into a life or death fight and my punches just deflect off my opponent's face like they have a diamond shield coating their body, and when I get desperate and start stomping on their head they just kinda giggle while I get really fucking frustrated

It's like I'm an anime character but it's only the second episode and I haven't realized my power yet

Anonymously confess your Spam crush.

I'd fuck me

I've got another dick question (and this time I know how to phrase it)

Taaj, you should buy a high tech ultra realistic strapon dildo and walk around with it on for a few days. Then you could stop making threads about dicks.

@The Nexerus

okay but what if I told you dick threads are the coolest thing about spam rn