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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Doivid
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I'm too high for this thread.
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What does this even mean

I've never had butt throbs so am I drinking wrong or ?????
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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Alex
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can you feel the universe pulsing through your fanny veins
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@Alex

that takes on a whole new meaning for british people
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You have incredibly tiny ass in that case if you can feel the pulse down there.
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I didn't know you can get drank enough to feel my throbbing butt.

But I do get drunk enough where standing is simply a needless concept and crawling is much more efficient

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Yeah, but what if...like your butt... was actually a miniature heart and when you poop, you're just... like pooping love, man... Dude...
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Yeah, but what if...like your butt... was actually a miniature heart and when you poop, you're just... like pooping love, man... Dude...


Wait

You mean like the whole butt is just a heart?
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@Doivid That does happen.
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But I do get drunk enough where standing is simply a needless concept and crawling is much more efficient


I have never crawled while wasted.
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<Snipped quote by Azarthes>

I have never crawled while wasted.


It only happens when I'm about ready to begin to puke-o-tron 3000
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<Snipped quote by Larfleeze>

Wait

You mean like the whole butt is just a heart?


Nah, like her butt contains another heart, man. Like a Dinosaur's hindbrain - a buttheart if you will...

Quick, I need x-rays of Taaj's butt!
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<Snipped quote by Azarthes>

Nah, like her butt contains another heart, man. Like a Dinosaur's hindbrain - a buttheart if you will...

Quick, I need x-rays of Taaj's butt!


Quick! She's entering assystolic cardiac arrest, administer a cardiac massage.
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What does this even mean

I've never had butt throbs so am I drinking wrong or ?????


Your butt is weak
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I can only recall feeling a pulsating butt after my cheeks had taken a little bit of trauma (i.e. falling on my ass).

What I'm saying is: rein it in, Taaj. Give your booty a break, okay?

I don't wanna know what-

I don't wanna know.

Just ease up a bit, okay?
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Your butt is weak


my butt's a solid 6/6.5, that's at least throwing an effort out there
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my butt's a solid 6/6.5, that's at least throwing an effort out there


If you can't feel your pulse in it then it's a 4 at most.
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What does this even mean

I've never had butt throbs so am I drinking wrong or ?????


You don't have a bony ass.
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buttheart


A young prince is dying, and the only way to save him is to give him the heart of a butt.
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