When you're so drunk you can feel your pulse in your butt

[NotAMouse]

help

[Doivid]

I'm too high for this thread.

[Smiral]

What does this even mean

I've never had butt throbs so am I drinking wrong or ?????

[Alex]

can you feel the universe pulsing through your fanny veins

[Doivid]

@Alex

that takes on a whole new meaning for british people

[Smink]

You have incredibly tiny ass in that case if you can feel the pulse down there.

[aza]

I didn't know you can get drank enough to feel my throbbing butt.

But I do get drunk enough where standing is simply a needless concept and crawling is much more efficient

[Larfleeze]

Yeah, but what if...like your butt... was actually a miniature heart and when you poop, you're just... like pooping love, man... Dude...

[aza]

Yeah, but what if...like your butt... was actually a miniature heart and when you poop, you're just... like pooping love, man... Dude...

@Larfleeze

Wait

You mean like the whole butt is just a heart?

[idlehands]

@Doivid That does happen.

[Smink]

But I do get drunk enough where standing is simply a needless concept and crawling is much more efficient

@Azarthes

I have never crawled while wasted.

[aza]

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I have never crawled while wasted.

@Smink

It only happens when I'm about ready to begin to puke-o-tron 3000

[Larfleeze]

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Wait

You mean like the whole butt is just a heart?

@Azarthes

Nah, like her butt contains another heart, man. Like a Dinosaur's hindbrain - a buttheart if you will...

Quick, I need x-rays of Taaj's butt!

[KnightShade]

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Nah, like her butt contains another heart, man. Like a Dinosaur's hindbrain - a buttheart if you will...

Quick, I need x-rays of Taaj's butt!

@Larfleeze

Quick! She's entering assystolic cardiac arrest, administer a cardiac massage.

[The Nexerus]

What does this even mean

I've never had butt throbs so am I drinking wrong or ?????

@Smiral

Your butt is weak

[Awson]

I can only recall feeling a pulsating butt after my cheeks had taken a little bit of trauma (i.e. falling on my ass).

What I'm saying is: rein it in, Taaj. Give your booty a break, okay?

I don't wanna know what-

I don't wanna know.

Just ease up a bit, okay?

[Smiral]

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Your butt is weak

@The Nexerus

my butt's a solid 6/6.5, that's at least throwing an effort out there

[The Nexerus]

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my butt's a solid 6/6.5, that's at least throwing an effort out there

@Smiral

If you can't feel your pulse in it then it's a 4 at most.

[Smink]

What does this even mean

I've never had butt throbs so am I drinking wrong or ?????

@Smiral

You don't have a bony ass.

[Keyguyperson]

buttheart

@Larfleeze

A young prince is dying, and the only way to save him is to give him the heart of a butt.