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65 wpm, granted I'm a typo queen so a lot of backspacing was involved
I could sadly jerk off in a room without windows and be funnier than any of this
I don't know about active anymore, considering I lost my password for over a year and just remembered it this morning. I kind of used to be active on oldguild, though. Not that anyone would probably remember that, nor would they think too highly of me. Buuut.

*wave*


sure
I've noticed that as of lately the art and culture(haha, yeah right spam culture) has been in bloom over the norm of mindless shitposting. So, I guess I'm making this shitpost in honour and celebration of this phenomenon.


lmao what fantasy world are you living in
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I'll never forget Smiral's glorious dolphin tits.


even I fucking forgot it/them
Step 1 Go to google
Step 2 type in a name
step 3 add "the hedgehog"
step 4 YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES


doing this lead me to a "sonic adventure" wiki which is just sonic oc hell

sonicmovie.wikia.com/wiki/Ca..

savor them
Hey kids, give me all your fucking money.
Got a hundred Macbooks and I swear I'm not a druggie.
I'm on that real shit, now it's time to get pissed.
If you get offended, fuck you, suck my dick.

These bitches say they got love for their fans
But they're fake and lie it's all a part of their plans
The scene is plagued with fucking gimmicks and lies
And you're a God damn fool if you trust a disguise.

Even Ronnie Radke talks shit on my Instagram,
Give me your address so I can hit you with a mic stand,
Send me a letter about the guys that you blew,
And that faggot you butt-fucked his name is Christofer Drew.

How can you talk down on your biggest fan,
Your career is on it's way to the garbage can.
I'm a multi-tasking badass and you're a disgrace.
Watch me laughing my ass off while I'm pissing in your face.

Uh. the ladies love me 'cause I always fuck 'em good,
Flip 'em over do the tongue trick and treat 'em with the big dick.
My name is always in the headlines stirring up your kids' minds.
Check it.

If you hate gay people you should get your ass beat.
You're a close minded faggot bitch kiss my feet.
I don't live for tomorrow and fuck for today,
I tried to pray to God but I'm too busy getting paid.

These bitches say they got love for their fans
But they're fake and lie it's all a part of their plans
The scene is plagued with fucking gimmicks and lies
And you're a God damn fool if you trust a disguise.

These bitches say they got love for their fans
But they're fake and lie it's all a part of their plans
The scene is plagued with fucking gimmicks and lies
And everybody is fucking gay.

Now that everybody knows, here we go, let the haters unfold.
Start a motherfucking riot bitch you love it and you can't even deny it.
Fuck the world!
Everyone sucks dick.
Bitch I never give a fuck about your problems read a book and fucking solve 'em
Cry a motherfuckin' river full of lies and get attention it's a pity party
Eat my shit!
And I'll pretend to give a fuck about it.
Hey Westboro baptist.
Fuck you too, come and protest this dick.
Faggots.
Fuck the military and its imperialist interests fight me OP
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