Phone tells me a joke: "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." I think I've been lied to about who is my real dad.
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7 yrs ago
That awkward moment when you're playing Monster Hunter World, and you know that young you would have been sexually awoken by that Field Captain.
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7 yrs ago
That awkward moment when you need a young person to explain a meme to you, and all you can do is shake your walker at them and scream "get off my lawn and stop explaining the I-TER-NETS to me!"
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7 yrs ago
When you screw up a word so bad that even spell check is like: "I got nothing for yah, bro."
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Hoot, hoot... *coughs* People words. People words. I'm definitely a person.
A person who roleplays bad boys with hearts made of cookie. I also enjoy flying at night breathing.
[i]Hoot, hoot...[/i]
*coughs*
People words. People words. I'm definitely a person.
A person who roleplays bad boys with hearts made of cookie.
I also enjoy [s]flying at night[/s] breathing.
Thank.
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><span class="bb-i">Hoot, hoot...</span><br>*coughs*<br>People words. People words. I'm definitely a person.<br><br>A person who roleplays bad boys with hearts made of cookie.<br>I also enjoy <span class="bb-s">flying at night</span> breathing.<br><br>Thank.</div>