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8 yrs ago
Current Banned Asshole definitely has a positive ring to it.
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8 yrs ago
Gamecube! The nostalgia! Super Smash Bros Brawl tournaments in tiny cramped living rooms. Those were the days.
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8 yrs ago
Insanity does some wacky shit bro. Something something cthulhu
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8 yrs ago
Watch out guys. The 4chan insults are comin out.
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8 yrs ago
Don't you dare. I'm taking my Bara Daddies and getting the fuck outta dodge. I just came out to have a good time.
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@Caits

He's talking about PC vs PC fighting. Like if his character were to fight one of the Overwatch members controlled by one of us, how does that work and how would both write it out, so that it's fair for everyone involved?

Like, as an example: Lucas vs Sampson or Sombra vs Junkrat kind of scenarios.
Despite her 400 HP, Orisa's actually very good at locking points down, I've found. And her team-wide damage buff is pretty amazing. Even so, she does require either an Ana or a Mercy to be able to keep her up once her shield falls and she's unable to put another one down immediately. Fortify really helps reduce damage, though with the added bonus of being unmoveable. Was Tracer one game against Orisa and the minute she put her fortify up, it was like hitting her with tiny water pellets. I did little to no damage - it's something that, if you're at critical health you pop to allow your healer to get you up again.

She feels really good and it's really nice to know, with her running onto live soon, that we won't see Reinhardts in every single game anymore. It's unfortunate that there's no healer as good as Ana right now, though I've been seeing a lot of Mercys, I'm still seeing 90% of comps run Lucio/Ana and the occasional Zen/Ana on defense or when there's a Pharah that needs shutting down.

Also, I'm gonna get a Jesse post up soon! Hopefully sometime tomorrow:) I suppose that's mostly for @Jacobite lol.
Anyone else playing some comp lately?

If so, how's that lookin' for everyone and what's everyone's goals for this season? (Or if you aren't playing comp, what's everyone's goals in general?)

I'm not saying we should, but I'm totally saying we should all exchange B-Net tags. Ahem...
Heeey, I finished my placements!

Lotsa Bastions roaming around. I find he's only incredibly ridiculous on Eichenwalde. But that first choke on Eichenwalde was always ridiculous, Bastion or not. It's the map I've got most of my Draws on8) thanks for fixing that first point Blizzard and thanks for somehow increasing my Draws to Win/Lose ratio on it after this Bastion buff.

If I'm being honest, I feel a bit better with this just because if a Bastion's gonna sentry mode in my face he can't get headshots anymore and I have an even better chance at winning the altercation.

But, isn't it the same with Rein and Roadhog? Hmm, I dunno I think it might be the purpose. They wanted Bastion to be tankier with the buff and he's currently sitting at a healthpool + armor pool at about... between both tanks and other defense heroes. I think he's OW's tankiest non-tank hero currently, but not enough to actually beat a tank in... tankiness. They made up for it by reducing his damage entirely and upping his spread, and I think his fall off too.

I dunno, though, buffing and nerfing someone like Bastion's really hard, I think. Either he's going to be an overpowered defense hero, or he's gonna be completely useless. I'm not sure where that middle grounds is.

But, for input with the Ana/Bastion thing, as an Ana main, I'm still prioritizing Soldier and Genji ults over the stationary Bastion. I'll ult the Bastion if it's ulting, though, 'cause those shots are one-hit kills on non-tanks if he's nanoboosted.
Time for placements!

Anxiety, here I go!
<Snipped quote by Jacobite>

But are you interested in him... in a vest?



No one's taken the bait yet?

Ha! ALL MINE NOW GET OUTTA HERE.
Didn't know how to best introduce Jesse McCree, but, ha.. eheh... I figured a little fantastical was alright. Wanted him to live his cowboy fantasy despite his situation;D

Btw I found out that you can put links in images? So, yeah, uh... ahem, you can click on Jesse's header. Epilepsy warning, though! Careful.


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𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷: 𝙻𝚘𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢 𝙲𝚘𝚠𝚖𝚎𝚗
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Sixty. Million. Dollars.

He wanted to vomit. He wanted to tear the bounty down. Back in the old west, in the films Jesse watched, they made these posters out of paper, nailed to the side of a saloon. It would've felt so satisfying to take his anger out on a flimsy piece of paper. Everything these days faded out of digital and into holographic, even in rural states like this one.

Not many frequented New Mexico, aside from a few areas that festered with Deadlock like giant, bleeding chasms. They hung a few miles out of larger cities in the West, near Santa Fe, Tuscan, Phoenix, Albuquerque. Jesse avoided most of those cities like a plague, but Santa Fe had once gave Jesse a home. With his streak of luck, upon rolling in he'd discovered the Gang abandoned one of their bases. It sat close to an Overwatch Outpost that still stood pre-fall, and they didn't bother coming back when they'd fled the first time.

For Jesse, that meant a few days in a dingy Motel Six barely scraping by on a bounty he'd stolen. A few thousand bucks for a deadbeat snitch. Unfortunately, since his ten year long bounty only ever increased in price, Jesse had to subside for months on fake names and small bounties. The smaller the better; people didn't bother checking who turned who in when the stipend barely covered a weeks worth of groceries. He played that to his strengths, riding through half of North America on the production line rails.

Only recently had he heard Winston's call to arms, passing Overwatch's defunct base in Grand Mesa. The message, likely courtesy of Athena, played on repeat on all of the functioning consoles in the base. It made for an awful night's sleep, until Jesse finally packed what he could of the rations and reserves, then left.

To this day, all he dreamed about was Winston's recall. It made no sense. What would he go back to? Ana died, something Jesse still felt numb about. He still wanted to blame Jack again and again, but Jesse already enacted his vendetta; he hadn't told Jack of Gabriel's plans. None of it was justified and he might as well have been spitting on Jack's grave for surviving this long. But, like any wanderer, guilt kept him alive, kept him going, kept his mind on a goal to repent even if he knew it would never be for Jack. He was selfish that way.

Survival. He had to take care to remember what Ana taught him: stay low, make friends where you can, keep alert. Most importantly, she told him to never stop running. And he didn't. Funny, that. The moment Ana died and Gabriel betrayed them all, Jesse never stopped running. For an entire decade, all Jesse McCree ever knew were dirt roads, rat holes, and a starving hunger. All he knew was the pounding of his boots against pavement and his eyes on the horizon. He just hoped Ana would have been proud of him.

"You alright, sir?" a voice caught McCree's thoughts, a net reeling in a bucket of fish.

He turned toward the voice, slid his lips into a wicked smile, and tipped his hat. "Jus' fine," he said, dipping his tone into a smooth bass, "I just needed some direction. I gotta pal lookin' for me and I ain't been round these parts in so long." Jesse tipped over, letting his torso lean against the cold metal of the bar. The man behind swallowed hard, red tinting his cheeks. "What say you, uh, point me in the direction of Perrito's bar, cariño?"

A good few minutes longer than Jesse expected and he had what he needed. The ad flashing his name on the wall next to the bar fizzled slightly, though failed to go out entirely. He wiped his mouth and stomped out of the establishment with hardly any eyes on him. Unfortunate for the bar owner, but Jesse supposed it was their fault for placing a bar where no bikers or gangs frequented. He could feel the pounding music from a nearby club that likely soaked up what would have been this guy's customers. The younger generations never could appreciate the smell of stale piss and the broken jukebox that only ever played Achy Breaky Heart. Jesse couldn't blame them.

It took Jesse a few hours to traverse the city in the safest way possible, walking through the most crowded bits for as long as he could allow. Everything eventually bled into grimy streets and back alleys, until he finally found his destination:

Perrito's. A giant, red neon sign jutted out from a dilapidated establishment. It flickered with a heavy buzz of a busted out light fixture. The place looked as worn out as he'd imagined when he'd gotten the call from the owner telling him he could throw him a bone. Safe passage from Santa Fe all the way to Carson City, from there he could find a way to get to Washington on his own accord.

Jesse looked up one last time, staring at the low hanging T that had seemingly lodged itself into the O. The beginning P-E-R and the S had fizzed out long ago, leaving '-rito' as the only flickering, red letters. Except it looked more like -rip, than -rito. A part of him wanted desperately to believe in omens, enough so that Jesse felt a chill crawl down his spine. "Rip, indeed," he said, wincing as he yanked the cigar from his mouth and flicked it against the black pavement.

Passing that threshold sealed his fate. The minute Jesse's boots clacked against the rotted hardwood of the bar, just about seven guns trained their sights on his head. He raised both hands, looking up from his tilted head. "Well, Ah'll be damned," Jesse drew, taking in the silence of his warm welcome. He broke it almost immediately, "Y'aint gonna gimme a head start, are ya, cabrón?"

"Not how this works, my friend."

"Figured as much," Jesse said. He shrugged and put his hands back down, slow as not to startle anyone. "Bet it's too much to ask if you actually have that ticket to Nevada?"

"Just a bit," Perrito, the owner didn't spare any more words, though he tutted as soon as Jesse took a step forward, "Ay, hey, hey. You got seven bloodthirsty mercs lookin' to get rich. I wouldn't be so casual, if I were you."

Jesse let out a burst of laughter, not daring to stop his meander to the nearest bar stool. He side-eyed the patron sat there, her grimace enough of a warning for Jesse. Though, Jesse didn't take any heed much anyways. He slid his hand past her, snatching the bottle of whiskey she was downing and ignoring her cry. "'M worth more alive, cabrón. You know it, they know it, I know it. They ain't gettin' paid a dime with a bullet in my head," he explained, throwing his arm out at one of the hired mercs. He finger gunned away, mocking the man with little, exasperated gunshot noises.

"Ya see," Jesse turned his head toward Perrito, a full row of white teeth bared in his most charming grin, "there's only a few ways this'll turn out, but I'll spare ya the details and give you the most likely story." Jesse took a great swig of the Jack Daniels before standing up again, throwing his body around as if already three sheets to the wind. "You're gonna try 'n cuff me. Knock me out. Tie me up. Throw me in a piss ridden cellar. But first, all seven of your men are gonna surround me, just like they're doin' now, 'n the first thing I'm gonna do is down this entire bottle of whiskey. While I'm doin' that, I'm gonna unlatch all my flash bangs and in the most heinous, stupidest, and idiotic of moves, I'ma toss 'em up and fall to the floor. Yeah? Ya still followin' 'cause if I lost you, then you might wanna check yer pockets."

Not every cowboy fell for it, but the one who did, the one closest to McCree made sure to lean right into his grasp. Jesse threw the whiskey across the bar counter, smacking Perrito in the face while he threw the distracted merc into the circle of already firing guns. Without a second to hesitate, McCree unholstered Peacekeeper and with six flicks of his wrist, downed each and every one of Perrito's men before they could so much as cock a look his way.

Pulling himself from the counter, Perrito stared across the bar to a smirking son of a bitch Jesse McCree, clutching his bleeding nose and eye. McCree tipped his hat, bending over to rummage in each of the pockets. "Sorry 'bout the mess, Pero," he apologized, stuffing a thick wad of cash into his pockets, "but I've been on the run for ten long years. Ain't no two-bit... ah shit." The moment McCree took a glance up, he noticed exactly how many individuals actually did pay his shenanigan any mind. Too many to count.

"Fifty-fifty of thirty-million bucks for that man's head on a pike - fuck the alive payment!," Perrito screamed over the cacophony of gunfire riddling holes in his bar. He yelled a hoarse scream after McCree, boots having already taken him skidding down the alleyway, "Dead man walking! Ten years and this is how you die, Jesse McCree!"

With the sun peaking over the horizon, it was a dead man's race to the all-American tram way that split Santa Fe in two on its way to Los Angeles. A whole saloon of angry mercenaries and bounty hunters with a whiff of his scent would tear Santa Fe down for even a few thousand bucks of cash. What they'd do for millions, Jesse wasn't about to find out.

Godspeed, cowboy.
Any time I write a post, I always make sure to 'select all', 'copy', and then 'paste' it into a google docs. But, I always write them somewhere on here, usually in a PM to myself, so that I can also post it there and have the draft saved.

Multiple copies! It never hurt anyone. Probably even saved a few lives.


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𝙻𝙾𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽: 𝚆𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚝𝚘𝚗 𝙳.𝙲.
𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷: 𝚂𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚔𝚎 (𝙰𝚗𝚊 𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚒) @Jacobite
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“Here's my advice to you: don't marry until you can tell yourself that you've done all you could, and until you've stopped loving the women you've chosen, until you see her clearly, otherwise you'll be cruelly and irremediably mistaken. Marry when you're old and good for nothing... Otherwise all that's good and lofty in you will be lost.”


Glasses pressed firmly against the bridge of his nose and a ball cap hung low. Johnathon "Jack" Morrison, with his nose stuck to the pages of a book, read the same sentences over and over and over again. His mind itched with the insatiable need to keep moving. Paranoia, over the years, had become as much a good friend as the woman he waited on. It kept him alive more times than he could count, though less than the amount of needles Amari stuck him with.

His hand pressed the crumbling book closed, sliding Tolstoy back in his spot on the bookshelf before him. Wrong place, but he couldn’t be concerned with bookstore etiquette now. Jack had to organize his thoughts before he cared about anything else. They could fuss over antiques some other time.

Without sparing a glance, Jack slid another of the dilapidated books into his hands, letting his eyes linger on the cafe across the street. He could catch the purple of a hijab floating among the patrons in the window, stark only to his eyes. The flutter of the fabric in the air conditioned room, it reminded him of something. Or, perhaps the absence of something.

Years spent alone, Jack wouldn’t have thought he’d end up like this, with someone from his past, nonetheless. It felt surreal, though he couldn’t quite complain, much less bring it up to her. They’d both died, Captain Amari the first to go, and then Jack and Gabriel. The words felt bitter on his tongue, even speaking his own. Even though Ana sat right there, not a few hundred feet away, it still tore at his heart. Perhaps not Ana’s name, but rather his.

Jack ground his teeth, shutting the book the moment Ana stood. Her voice rang in his ear, relaying information on their next target. Jesse McCree. “Been years, kid,” he mumbled, not bothering to mute his side of the transmission.

Taking the finality in her words, Jack moved toward the bookshop's lone exit, taking care to slide the book on the nearest surface before leaving - he ignored the cry from the decked out, hipster, cashier. It always took a year for him to do much of anything these days. Old age didn’t slow him as much as his own instincts did. It never hurt to tread cautiously these days.

Once he’d finally matched pace with Ana, Jack opened their secured channel, once more. ”Details on the bounty? Location. Urgency.” he asked, barely moving his lips while he parsed through the crowded sidewalk. The less he thought, the more rigid his steps were, more deliberate, and more spartan. He had to actively calm himself to fall back into a relaxed gait. He needed to come off as less military and more civilian, to keep attention off of him.

“He has some big spenders out after him––sixty million if he’s taken alive,” Ana said. She was several yards away, hands clasped behind her back. Some people were naturals at appearing discrete, and she was one of them, or so her own mentors in the military said way back when. Though she swore she could feel Jack’s laser stare focusing on her as he tailed her, she didn’t so much as peek over to the other side of the road, instead staring in the display windows of the stores with feigned interest. “Location… I’ll have to make a few calls to check on his whereabouts. I have a few trustworthy trackers. But I think he’ll need our help soon; it’s sixty million.”

She stopped at the end of the block to briefly wait for traffic. Her eyes caught Jack’s from across the street, and she gestured for him with a quick jerk of her head for him to come and join her. “I don’t think it’s the UN whose upped his price. It’s someone else, and I don’t want to point fingers, but we do happen to know of a murderous organisation with the funding for it.”

Not much in the way of expression filtered across Jack’s face, even in dire times. But, the slight nudge of his jaw as his teeth ground against each other was enough to denote the shock to himself. Filtered anger. While he talked, Jack walked toward the nearest stoplight to cross, taking care to keep his pace unhurried.

“It’s my fault for not wiping his slate entirely clean,” Jack said. He stopped a small distance from Ana, side to side and facing opposite directions. The com-link died with a small press, though his voice remained small, distant. He had to choose his words carefully here. Just uttering the world felt like ash, as if the name would summon a pair of black clad mooks around the corner. “If what you’re suggesting is true, then all the more reason to get our hands on him first.”

Jack tapped the side of Ana’s jacket, tugging at the fabric just slightly before beginning to trot casually in front of her. “We’ll have a short window of time. How fast can your trackers spot him?”

“If he’s stationary, lying low, it’s hard to say. But when has that ever been Jesse?” There was something akin to pride in her voice. If anyone took Ana Amari’s teachings to heart before her death, it was the gunslinger––if he had even the slightest inkling that he was being hunted, and hell, maybe even if he was completely unaware of the danger he was in, she was sure that her words would still echo like bullets in a train carriage in his thick skull. Don’t stop moving. “If he’s heading somewhere, anywhere in particular, they can find him within thirty-six hours. My… friends, shall we say, have their fingers on the pulse of public and private transport all over the country. They can find him.”

They were closer now, but there was still an insurmountable distance between them. Ana felt it in her bones, an emptiness where there was once companionship. Jack, Gabriel, Reinhardt, Torbjorn, Ana. Now they were scattered and dead and “dead”, and since meeting the elusive Soldier: 76, she couldn’t help but to cling to him as a reminder of the past. To bog it all down in protocol was so typically Morrison, but neither was it a particularly helpful reminder of what they had lost.

“Jack, we should be careful not to show our faces to him. It’s too much of a temptation just to take off my mask, hang it up and wrangle him back to Overwatch, if he’s not with them already.” Ana brushed the old soldier’s elbow as she took a position at his side, guided by the movement of the sparse crowds. “He was never one of yours, always mine and Gabriel’s––” She winced, slightly, at the accidental but no less touchy reminder of the intense rivalry turned sour, but continued on. “I just want to make sure he’s okay from afar.”

Those words reminded Jack plenty of his own memories with Jesse. They’d always been terse, with politeness verging on exasperated sarcasm. But the kid grew on him, it just took a lot longer than his companionship with the others. The only thing Jack hadn’t shared, that Ana and Gabriel did, was just how close their relationships had been. Jesse was a soldier to him, but he might as well have been Ana and Gabriel’s own son - shared custody, likely.

Jack pressed his shoulder against Ana’s, looking down at her beyond the tint of his glasses. He hummed, contemplating for a moment before nodding. “You’ll head this one, then,” he started, tearing his gaze from her, “I’ll follow your lead. You understand stealth and reconnaissance better than I do.” Jack stopped the both of them abruptly, pulling Ana to the side, caged in an alley and away from strangers.

“However,” Jack said, “I’m entrusting you to make the right decision should things end up southbound. I’m assuming your tactics haven’t changed much.” He brushed passed her, sliding back into the thrum of the crowds walking past them. “Still act like a hard ass, Ana?”

Ana damn near cackled in the middle of the street, which would have certainly sold the ‘mad old lady’ impression. “You know it’s not an act, Commander. Or do I need to beat you six ways to Sunday in a training scenario again?” A bus rattled down the road beside them, slow enough so that it was beginning to become hard to hear with their purposeful distancing from each other. “I can lead a strike team of two. It’s been a long time, but I can do it. The old Omnic skirmishing tactics, me on the high ground calling shots and keeping you… in one piece. Something like that.”

The further away she was from McCree, the better it would be. “Of course, we’re getting a little ahead of ourselves here. For all we know he could be safe as can be, and our mutual enemy isn’t even gunning full force for him.”

A tinge of something twitched at Jack's lips. Fondness? Nostalgia? He couldn't pinpoint the feeling; he was just glad to have something again, however flimsy it may have seemed. Or perhaps that was his own perception of his and Ana's current relationship. That distance he put himself at, the one that could be seen physically portrayed between them, was his own fault. But, Jack never dwelt on his own introspection. He had to keep moving; safety laid in unpredictability.

Who knew how long this would last between them. “Taking chances like that could get him killed,” Jack put it blunt, though he respected her need to tell herself otherwise. A mother needed hope when her cub's safety was a concern. He didn't want her complacency to slow her down. “Let's get geared up. I'll meet you at the nearest airport. I assume you'll handle the ticket fair.”

Jack left with his words, sliding into the crowds and the corners, until he disappeared completely from view. Ana knew where he'd be when she called for him. Jack was nothing if not reliable.
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