Sombrero

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

Oh, and I hate the ideas of tanning beds and whitening cream and I cannot stand narcissists.

...or Donald Trump.

@MyCatGinger

I thought the latter was generally implied when you said you hated tanning beds and narcissists.

Here I go again :3 (MxM stuff, 18+ , the usual :P)

As an ex omegle-troll, whenever people say they have no limits, I feel obligated to ask whether they're okay boning a two-headed, morbidly obese, skyscraper-length caterpillar centaur covered in a thick layer of fluorescent rainbow goop... On fire. With dubstep screamo metal blaring at all times. In the middle of a warzone.

Also, here's a bump for you. ^.^

Hold onto your breeches...!

I'd offer you membership in the Cool Hat Society, but it looks like you're already in.

The Golden Tree Hotel

2 Days, alright. Bump!

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

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Thanks for the condescending, snarky, yet informative post, I'm sure plenty people on the internet will think you are cooler than me now, Congratulations.

You've made some valid points, and I am Inclined to agree with you on the three dudes being insecure about their dating preferences, this is a massive problem with men in general. Women maybe picky and shallow but they have the balls to run with what they want. Men are insecure little dweebs who love to spout a rant about bringing back the 'Alpha Male' and 'Masculinity' but they cant walk the walk, they are mostly followers and will follow the social convention to act disgusted at fat girls, even if they are in fact attracted to them, unacceptable.

But there are some points about generalising which I also covered in that same post as the above one (aren't I great) and here I'ill even put it in the hider so you wont hurt your scrolling finger....

Enjoy

3. OH MY GODZ DYNAMU, DONT BE GENORILIZING, ITS NOT ALL ABOUT LOOKS ITS ABOUT TEH PERSONALITY, AND LOOKZ ARE TEH SUBJECTIVES!1!!

Beauty On the Inside

This is one of the most twisted half truths I've ever heard....

Are looks subjective? yes
Does Personality matter? yes

But does that mean that giving advice based on this isolated fact in a world where there are obvious patterns and trends in the way we perceive beauty a good Idea? HELL NO

Yes everyone likes different things, some women like men who stink. does that mean we tell men to stop showering JUST IN CASE, no.
You have to generalise to be practical, and its ridiculous to fool ourselves thinking everything is this perfect swirling blossom of different opinions and tastes.....THERE ARE SOME HARD TRUTHS

Most women are going to prefer a guy taller than them
Most women are going to prefer a guy somewhere close to their age usually not younger though
Most women like men who dont shit thier pants during the 3rd date and then try and clean it up with the tablecloth...

do you get the point? We have to generlise for somethings to give good advice!

And this everyone is attractive to someone thing as well, THANK YOU FOR THAT TECHNICAL POSSIBILITY

Yes its technically possible, that there are women out there who find this man absolutely irresistable


but I have a strange intuition that maybe this guy is going to rank slightly higher on general scale



LETS JUST BE MORE HONEST AND PRACTICAL WITH GENERALIZATIONS PEOPLE!!!!

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@Dynamo Frokane

Woah! sorry! I didn't mean for it to sound condescending. >.< Hell, it wasn't in response to anything you or anyone else said. I was just posting an independent complaint, as I am prone to doing in threads about complaining. I mean, your post clears it up, I guess, (and I did read that whole advice post you linked to before. 'Twas a fun and useful experience.) I just wanted to gripe about how I was a little confused that the Dudes who Shall Not Be Named didn't feel comfortable enough to be honest with the other guys. But yeah, you're probably right, and there might be something I'm missing. Again, I'm really sorry if that came off as a slight towards you. I have nothing against you or anything you've said on this thread. You know what you're talking about, and I don't, really.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

Not to take up too much space on the scroll bar. And also clicking hiders is fun. Like a Christmas present.

And rants are, as we all know, the gift that keeps on giving.

As a fellow who's discussed girls with fellow fellows in the privacy of social gatherings and elsewhere, one thing I dislike is how people's tastes are suddenly so subject to change all depending on context. It happens with other things, sure, but I find this particular phenomenon particularly irking because it insults actual people.

See, if what Dude A, Dude B and Dude C say in private is to be believed, then they have absolutely no problem with heavier women, and kind of like them. Dude C even says he used to have a thing for Adele ("used to" as in "before that one album where she was much thinner than usual"). Except, in Health class one day, when we were watching a documentary about (of all fucking things) eating disorders, A, B, and C felt inclined to (out loud) express how gross it was with "ugh" "ew" and other such grunts after plus-sized models were shown. (Most of which were ironically Adele-sized)

Now, I can understand that the Dudes may feel the need to hide their preferences, since liking big ladies isn't something guys normally do. But seriously? Do you really need to express your faux disgust at this, especially after a whole section on Anorexia that played out more like a horror movie than an educational film?

Now, there were girls in the room who could've heard that, (Two of which I know to be very insecure about their appearance) and had they not been quietly whispering in our back corner of the room, they could have done some serious damage. Hell, there were some girls there that were probably their type who would have considered them off the table, dating-wise, because obviously they think chubby is gross.

And for what, really? This is Wisconsin. In the winter. In a high school with about 4 gay couples out and proud and another guy who'll be quick to add in that he's a lightcore masochist, and even an out-of-the-closet Brony,(And I mean that kind of Brony) because why the hell not? Nobody gives them any honest-to-god shit about their sexualities, so don't they trust Dude D and Dude E to be bros about it? I mean, sure, they might get a little well-intentioned ribbing here and there, and they'd probably be okay with that, given that I've been harassing them in a tongue-in-cheek manner about everything for years now, and that's kinda their sense of humor anyway.

I dunno. I guess I can see why they'd still be kinda iffy about saying that, but honestly, I feel like they maybe wouldn't be so potentially hurtful to some people and they maybe wouldn't have to complain every other day about not having a girlfriend if they let those walls come down. Sheesh.

The Reborn~Rise Of The Cyborgs

I'm trying to follow your path of logic here...

>Makes an rp.
>No one replies for a day. (It normally takes a while around here, y'know.)
>Bumps it by saying "Screw you".
>The second bump comes 13 days later in a forum active enough to push this off the front page in minutes.
>"FUCK ALL YA'LL!"
>Changes status to "Why does everyone hate me!?"

Jesus, dude, I haven't seen this level of BPD Prima-Donna dramaticism since my days on Deviantart. No one hates you, no one even knows you, but if you're going to bump infrequently and insult any potential players, of course you're not going to have anyone signing up.

EDIT: On another note, holy wow, it actually turns things into greentext by itself...

Kobold Roleplay (Open!)

What are Kobolds like in this game? Everyone's monsters are different, and I've heard descriptions of Kobolds being nearly anything from big-nosed ghosts to mane-rocking salamanders to subterranean catmen to big evil gnomes to snake-tailed wolf people.
Ah, nevermind, I read it.

Well, what do we have here?

@crestfallen I'd be glad to have you aboard!

I Am Player 1

Ready Welcome, Player 1! What's it like, being the only one who's allowed to click things on the game menu?

If you're looking for supernatural, science-fictioney stories, you might just be into the RP linked to in my signature... I'm determined to get it running soon enough.