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Myriad Reality

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Funny enough, I don’t like flying in airplanes.

@Ignacious

Woah, really? Claustrophobic?

Myriad Reality

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It’s likely he did. But the shipment itself was never in danger, just him.

@Intrepid

I think everywhere should have a laughter bonus so you don't get in trouble if it was funny.

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I don’t wish to go further, if that’s okay with you?

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*in a strained voice*
Nono, I am good!
*a lady in a maid outfit walks out of the kitchen doors, she walks up behind me and pucks my up by my arms towards the drink, I grab it and she gently sets me down, but my face is beet red, and she walks back into the kitchen*

@Ignacious

Say no more. No problem. Sooo how about that airline food?

Myriad Reality

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I dunno. Not anyone that worked for me.

@Intrepid

Hopefully he didn’t get in much trouble for it. That’s hilarious!

Myriad Reality

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Events like that are the best, in my business. You think there's a catastrophe, turns out to be just an inconvenience with a cause you can shake your head at now, and laugh at later.

@Intrepid

Did anything happen to that guy?

Myriad Reality

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Silly stuff. Like one time, a weapons shipment was late. People thought it got pirated or hijacked and robbed. Turns out, the guy just stopped for food at his favorite diner on a world on the way when he shouldn't have, and that diner was what was getting held up with him in the bathroom hiding.

@Intrepid

*Laughs and hits the counter*
That’s great. What a prankster.

Myriad Reality

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If you need a hand, feel free to say so.

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That’s hard to pick from. My favorite kind is the one that starts out serious but ends up being a false because someone did something they shouldn’t have.

@Intrepid

Something they shouldn’t have like what?

Myriad Reality

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Uh…No, it wasn’t…

@Ignacious

Something wrong?

Myriad Reality

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Yes. They did.

@Ignacious

Was it a family member or something?

Myriad Reality

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I-I don’t know.

@Ignacious

Did someone else name him?