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Ho, my writing is so advanced that people can't even see it. Literally the Emperor’s new clothes of collaborative writing.
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See ya next time.
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7 yrs ago
@Grim excuse me? I know people in the 1x1 area that slept with 57 girls (auto-declared). They're also specialists in relationship studies.
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P.s. gotta love how my typo made the already fairly dank status even danker... Well, at least I ain't trying to be the side bar's white knight.
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Mammon Greed

Mammon couldn't avoid grinning as he noticed how no humans answered to his call, happily making his way back to Envy's table and assuming his position on top of it, waiting for he to finish the work that she still had left before their date. "Seems like we're done for tod-..." Before he could even finish the cheerful comment, his enhanced hearing caught the sound of steps in the corridor, that immediately made him stop talking. "Now that's what I call a flag. I seriously need to learn how to shut my mouth." He muttered while pouting, observing the strange human that entered the room together with Sloth, that managed to make his way out of the room before Greed had the time to stare daggers at him, making the sin once more resort to pouting while he waited for Leviathan to finish her job.

He couldn't help but lose his pout right in the next second though, as he immediately started trying to suppress some giggles as the human girl showed clear signs of aversion to burocracy, going as far as muttering something fairly unladylike before making her way towards Envy, something that was clearly heard by Envy herself, considering that she suddenly mercilessly snapped the pen in her hand before gifting a valuable information to the human - an important piece of info that could save her from quite the trouble in Greed's not so humble opinion. "Oh my... Now that's a perfect way of gaining points with Sins right after meeting them." He said amidst a suppressed laugh, observing the strange human with a newfound interest. "Anyone that gives me the opportunity to see the subtle change in Envy's face when she's annoyed most certainly deserves my respect. Pfft."
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Are you three still looking to join?


Yeah. Just taking a while to make the character because I've been kind of excessively occupied recently.
Mammon Greed


"Bye bye." Mammon cheerfully waved to the human that was running away from his speeches, seemingly unfazed by Envy's threat - not that he didn't believe that she wouldn't execute it though - and clearly satisfied with the result of his blabbering, as he somehow managed to make the human go away quicker.

"Of course. I obviously don't want any other male near my Envy for more than 5 minutes after all, and you wouldn't say anything unless they managed to make a mess out of the documents." The sin replied with a naturality that almost made his statement less outrageous, making no effort to gide his nature in front of the other Sin - after all, they did know each other for a really long time, It was already far too late to start hiding his true nature now. "Besides, he was already done with his documents. Not like he had anything else to do here." He shrugged off the subject as he leapt to his feet, walking towards the door of the office, opening it to check if there was any late human. "Anyone here to make documents?" He asked to no one in special, making absolutely no effort to make his voice specially loud or anything. After all, if there was any interested human near they'd probably be near enough hear it anyway and even if they didn't the only difference for him would be having his date earlier than what he expected. Win-Win situation.

Now that sounds like quite the interesting idea. I'd like to express my interest in the RP and possible interest in the Hybrid spot.
If there was a need to name the thing that Souma specially hated in his life, it undoubtedly had to be rain. If he had to name a thing more unpleasant than the cold dampness that he could feel spreading through his skin, numbing his sense of touch, it would undoubtedly be the way that the overwhelming sound made by the dropping rain constantly tickled his mind, nonchalantly menacing to deprive him of his focus due to its sheer immutable constancy - there was undoubtedly nothing unbearable to the point of being comparable to the omnipresent sound that passed to haunt him even in his dreams since coming to this village... That is, excluding the way that the Shinobi of this cursed place felt in the right to wake him up during his day off for the sake of taking care of a few refuges - something that they absolutely could handle by themselves.

In despite of his easygoing personality, Souma couldn't hide that he felt some serious annoyance when faced by the cold - and considerably moist - reality, nonchalantly ignoring both, his team and Sakana's, as he walked besides Sakana while trying to ignore the overwhelming urge to ignore the situation and go back to his bed. "Mhm?" He couldn't help but mumble in an indistinct way when faced by Sakana's question, nodding as if accepting his words yet completely oblivious about what the younger Jounin was trying to say, as his previous delusions has long managed to steal his attention away from the subject brought up by the conversation.

"I suppose that you're correct. There is no point in showing mercy for criminals, their life wouldn't be worth damaging our relationship with other villages." It took a while for him to sort his drowsy thoughts to the point of formulating an acceptable reply to the other Shinobi's statement, and they were already nearing their destination when he finally did so, recognizing the logic behind his fellow jounin's thoughts as they reached the clearing that would serve as a temporary shelter until the so called refuges arrived. "Still... I'd rather not abandon my fellow villagers of the hidden leaf to their own fate. It would huet my nationalist self." The sarcasm in his voice was evident as he turned his face towards the six gennin that accompanied him and Sakana, stopping for a second to face Sachi - the sole other native of Konoha in the team - before he signaled to his team, conveying a simple order - that could be interpreted either as "Get Ready" or "Don't die" - through his gestures before once more turning his gaze towards the side from where the refuges would arrive.




It didn't take long for the targeted group to show themselves, leaping away from the forest while looking absolutely wasted, showing clear signs of exhaustion and even some wounds as they approached the center of the clearing, clearly in guard and unsure about what should they do next. Meanwhile, Souma immediately approached Sakana as soon as he got a clear view of the other group, whispering a few sentences to the other jounin while making sure that they couldn't be heard. "Check it out, Black-Eyes, can you see the mark in the Hyuuga guy forehead? It's a brand. He's from the branch family." He tried - and probably succeeded - to sound confident when passing the small piece of info, hoping that his fellow jounin wouldn't make too many inquires about this fact, as it was merely a piece of info that he managed to acquire due to the fact that he had a Main Family Hyuuga as teammate during his period as a genin and once asked the girl why some Hyuuga were so obsessed with covering their foreheads. He never managed, though, to make her tell the reason behind marking their branch members - even after they got pretty... Intimate - and had even promised not to divulge the meager amount of information he got - what he already kind of did in the previous moment... Well, not like he was one to keep promises for long anyway.

He passed the next moments curiously watching the situation that unfolded in front of his eyes, boldly winking to the female Hyuuga as she turned to face him in the middle of her attempt of convincing them - a small act that was almost instinctive for the mischievous jounin - before he moved his gaze away from her, licking his lips as he watched the now visible group of hunter-nin mom that offered their side of the story.

He waited for quite the while before talking again, listening for the end of the explanations and waiting for Sakana's - and one of his inpatient genin's - opinion before he finally felt like talking, cutting the female genin in the middle of her harsh reply. "Listen to the adults before talking, Sweety. Relying in emotion over reason in a battlefield is asking to die." He somehow managed to maintain his carefree tone even when scolding the girl, quickly turning to Sakana as soon as he finished telling her off, purposefully lowering his voice and blocking the view of his mouth so the other group couldn't infer what was he talking about. "I agree with you, Black Eyes. Hyuuga would be an important acquisition for our military force. Still... You should be careful with the woman and child. While they aren't exactly suspicious we still can't discard the possibility of the woman being a spy." While he seemed to be serious when suggesting the possibility of the situation being a ploy, the effect that was immediately broken by his next phrase - that was said in such a mischievous way that even made it hard to infer what he really thought about the situation... That is, if he thought something about it at all. "In fact, we should put her under my personal watch. She can even live in my home during her stay with us."
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Are you actually doing it this time? Cause I kind of still want to use my previous character but wouldn't appreciate the GM suddenly vanishing for a second time.
Mammon Greed

"Need help? No way. She's away too good to need help to start with and you're also correct to call her a workaholic, so she logically wouldn't accept my help, correct?" Greed couldn't help but chuckle when faced by the human's surprisingly exact statement, happily smilling as he answered his question with another question just to answer his own question in the following second, absolutely sure that Envy would agree with his proposal even before she voiced her agreement. "Wrong. After all, while Lis-... Leviathan is clearly a workaholic, she wouldn't ever refuse my help for a single reason: She values efficiency away too much for that" Greed's grin grew even more as the girl voiced her agreement, happily starting to explain his logic to the human as Sloth made his way towards the exit - an act that clearly denoted that he either liked explaining things or loved to hear his own voice to an abnormal extent. If he felt something towards the other male sin quickly finding a reason to run away from the room, it wasn't shown in his face. In the end, his interest in Sloth was far from being expressive enough for him to stop in the middle of his shenanigans to pay attention to the blue haired man.

"While Leviathan is undoubtedly the most competent - and loveable, if my personal opinion counts - member of the sins and can easily finish all the ridiculously amount of work she has rather quickly even by herself, she is also always trying to improve her own efficiency, nonchalantly eliminating any futile thought or emotional influence that could disturb her." He started, nonchalantly explaining his line of thought to the poor human who dared to make a question to the king of blabbering as he efficiently organized the paperwork around him, conveniently using some of his "borrowed" powers to make the work of efficiently recognizing and classifying the documents he would need easier as he continued his explanation. "While this could roughly classify her as the kind of person you'd reffer to as workaholic, it also makes something rather easy to understand: While she personally likes to work by herself, she wouldn't insist on it as long as sharing her work resulted in a better efficiency." He calmly explained his own thoughts about what happened while sorting the papers, quickly calling one of the new residents over to his side as he pointed where he'd need to sign, conveniently using one of the many small powers that he previously took for himself to convey the information in a non-verbal way as he finished the analysis."While this wouldn't mean much for anyone else, as there's hardly any being that can cope with Envy when it comes to dealing with bureaucracy, it's quite the good thing for me, as - if i may be a little arrogant - I'm one of the few persons that can possibly maintain the same work rhythm without going insane..." He left his conclusion hanging for a while to take the documents that the newcomer handled back, taking a few seconds to check the documents before giving them to the other newcomer together with a few explanations before finally turning back to Oliver.

"...And I'm most certainly the only one who can possibly compete with paperwork for her affection. Can't see anyone else being mad enough to court such a troublesome woman." He finished with a chuckle, his expression showing how clearly satisfied with the arrangements made for a second before he returned to his work mode, nonchalantly calling the next person in the line as he once concentrated in the documents, seemingly not interested in checking the reaction of the human boy - It was more than clear that he was more interested in finishing the work sooner than messing around, his date with Envy was waiting for it after all.
Mammon Greed

Mammon nonchalantly stretched his arms as he listened to newcomers, lazily leaning against the documents that covered Envy's table as he adjusted his position, stopping just to frown a little as his enhanced senses faintly detected the "advice" given by the human boy.Wish I could do that, Boy. It's a shame that Levi isn't exactly an emotional person... He couldn't stop himself from laughing inwardly at the image tho, as he found the thought of seeing a flustered Leviathan extremely amusing - albeit improbable - enough to make his interest in the humans seemingly die as he once more turned his gaze towards Leviathan, listening to her answer and possibly imagining how cute her flustered face would be."We don't? Seriously?" He asked, his face demonstrating his obvious - and completely fake - surprise for a second before he suddenly nodded, his expression changing to demonstrate concordance."Now that I think about It, last time I ate something or slept was around 3 weeks ago. A normal person would be totally dead by now." He said with a grim, conveniently adjusting the tone of his voice to make it clearly audible for the humans, as if giving a hint about how they couldn't apply their common sense in the underworld - an almost helpful tip, at least for his standards.

"Oh. Really?" He asked as soon as Envy voiced her willingness to hear him as long as he seriously gave her an offer, involuntarily showing a genuine half-smile - far from the usual amused grins previously demonstrated - before regaining his composure, turning his face towards the group of humans brought by Sloth as he tried to hide the satisfaction brought by the unexpected answer.

"Very well, since I've managed to get such a rare opportunity I could as well make a serious proposal" He finally spoke after a few seconds of thought, his demeanor instantly changing to the more serious, almost emotionless behaviour he demonstrates when working - a clear sign of his decision to take things seriously - as he turned to once more face Leviathan."Since I have no hope of appealing to emotion, I could as well follow your ways when asking your for a date... If you accept to come with me for a single date - just for today - I'll take care of 15% of your daily work for the next week." He voiced the offer in a business-like manner, directly looking into Leviathan's eyes as he tried to convey his seriousness."It won't directly impact my efficiency in my own work since I've already managed to organize our funds in a way that the economy could run smoothly even without my help for at least a few days and will considerably improve your efficiency as I'm definitely one of the more competent sins and - considering that I'm not Lucifer - this is definitely not my pride speaking for me." He stated in a serious tone, clearly confident about his own capacities."In the end, I'll get my date and you'll get a competent helping hand, all of that while improving the inner working of the underworld. It's profitable for the underworld and satisfies all the involved parties."

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