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Capes of Denver: A Worm RP

@Xandrya@Gardevoiran@solokolos I'm not against something not going exactly as planned, but could you Xandrya describe how the guard spotted them just for clarification? Also, Gardevior an, could you explain what they are getting at in the warehouse suspected enemies, weapons Etc? What illegal activity is going on? I'm not sure we all know that info.

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As their janitor continued to clean more employees strolled in. His floor was unfortunately scuffed up by a woman. She exclaimed, "Oh sorry!" Her name was Veronica. She had a long coat and hair tucked into a bun. She was their receptionist and answered all phone calls. She was absent minded and forgot things constantly. Even when she wrote them down.

An elderly black man named Isaac shuffled in as well. He shook his head at the sight of the dirty floor. When he walked across the floor it did not get any worse. As far as anyone could remember, Isaac had worked at their office. Even the boss knew he was there before him. The company photos always had him in them every year. He never seemed to age any further but maintained his somewhat cordial gruff attitude. He had particular interest in their building. Maybe he WAS the embodiment of the building. Hahaha haha... I Crack myself up. He sat down in a place in the back.

Veronica waved at the jet pack man. She was a very kind lady and their boss had taken a liking to her. "Good morning, Veronica," he said in a friendly tone, "How are you this fine morning?" Anyone who had worked there for any length of time would know the boss rarely greeted others. Veronica was an exception..

She replied, "I'm good Albert, I should get to work." She began reading her to do list and attempted to get something done. She was a hard worker, but not a very good one. Albert stared at her for longer then was necessary. He looked around somewhat embarrassed and quickly ducked back into his office shutting the door behind him.

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@bctheentity I'm good with that haha

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@Bctheentity haha ok Travis. Could you tweak it to be a little less NMH? It's your character after all.

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Seeing the young aviator stroll inside took Albert out of his daydream. After the man punched in he squinted his eyes trying to remember his name. Seeing him punch in and sit down to comb his hair made Albert slightly annoyed, "Are you combing your hair on company time?" He said in a slightly low and nasally voice.

He should know by now that you did that before work. Albert combed his few precious strands of hair impeccably every morning.

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Post what you feel like. It is a modern setting, but be inspired as you write. If you would briefly post in CS what your character is about etc that would help for clarification. No need to though if you don't care to do that nonesense.

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roleplayerguild.com/topics/169057-eve…

And here we go...

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@irredeemable If your character was caught exceeding the speed limit (15 mph) they would be ticketed incessantly. Those things are new after all.

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The Office

Albert made his way towards the office and took his keys to unlock the front door. He was early, as usual. He had to be there in order to get things ready for the rest of the workers. Despite being the head manager, he still had his own boss to please.

Donut in mouth, coffee pinched to his side with an elbow, keys in one hand, briefcase in the other, newspaper against his other side..he kept things moving. At least as much movement as an overweight, balding man could.

As he made his way into his enclosed office within the main office he sat down to enjoy his bounty. Humans had long ago moved on from being hunter gatherers, but the need to conquer had never left. Albert happened to "conquer" his coffee, donut, and newspaper 30 minutes before they opened.

Now what..

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Welcome to "Everything is Normal." Where most everything is..normal. Working that office job that pays just enough to make you not wanna quit, but not enough to make you wanna stay. Don't get me started on the boss either; he is an overweight, lazy, coffee addict with a penchant for looking over your shoulder to make certain you aren't browsing cute animal photos on his time.

Does this sound mundane and boring to you yet? Because it should. Of course now and again some unexplainable things may occur. A water cooler exploding randomly. A monster attack here and there. Nothing out of the ordinary for Anytown USA.

What type of character you play as is entirely up to you. Ex-con with a bad temper? A woman who's only companions are house cats? Or maybe a millennial with punctuality problems, dyed hair and gauges in his ears? You decide! No character sheets required. Simply jump in with a brief explanation of who your character is and your good to go. In case you haven't noticed, humor is very important in this roleplay. Here we will play by the rule of funny. If it's funny, make it happen. Inspiration is taken from; The Office (US), The Simpsons, and One Punch Man.

Now, who is ready for some boring, repetitive roleplay?! I know I'm not.