SpookySquid

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Now that's terrifying!

@xChrome

Oops...

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"I'll give you someone to work with," said Jared. The tent flap opened and a well dressed man entered. "This is Jeffery," said Jared. "He's my brother. Since he was cursed by a necromancer several years ago, he has to kill one person every day. However, he does kill two people on Saturday, so as not to kill anyone on a Sunday. He and Emily will help you kill Jesper." William realized that Jeffery had a large sniper rifle. Jeffery produced a sub machine gun and another sniper rifle. He gave the second sniper rifle to Emily and the sub machine gun to William.

"Here's the plan," said Jeffery. "You lure Jesper somewhere we can kill him with the sniper rifle. If things go south, use the sub machine gun. Got it?"

Emily absentmindedly grabbed the sniper rifle and nodded, as if she wasn't mentally present.

Before William could answer, though, Sandra spoke up. "Wait! You can't be serious! You're going to kill him? He's only sixteen years old!"

"Calm down," said Jessica.

"William, I want you to help Eddie but-" Sandra was interrupted as Jessica carried her out of the tent.

"So?" said Jeffery, "Are you going to help or not?"

Emily fiddled around with her digital camera.

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"Hey wait a-" began the man. But it was too late. Jesper was already gone.

Jesper continued to drive down the road in the motorized unicycle. The wall remained red. Suddenly, Jesper heard a soft cry. "Help..." to his right, there was a man with jet black hair laying down on the ground. Blood was practically sprinting out of a large bullet wound in his stomach. "Please! Help!" he cried, as Jesper rapidly approached him on the unicycle.

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How about one that allows him to create a particularly large group of insects, but only for a few seconds, and one that allows him to summon a poodle for fifteen minutes, but completely drains him.

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@SpookySquid

Woops I think you got me wrong. In my previous IC post I mentioned that I managed to memorise one or two simple spells from the books, so I was wondering if you could let me know (IC or otherwise) what spells they were.

@xChrome

I'll get back to you on that soon.

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Jesper found 37 dollars in the cash register. The man was finishing up with the gas, and began to walk back towards the store.

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"I was about to ask you the same question," chuckled the man. "Your unicycle needs some gas. I can fill it up. Gas is pretty cheap now. I'll do it for a dollar and you can be on your way."

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@SpookySquid

This is why it sucks to travel with kids, darn kids with their tiny bladders and eagerness to get kidnapped.

P.S. Mind letting me know which spells I memorised? Seems more random if I'm not the one choosing.

@xChrome

As far as your known spells, we'll just stick with the insect related ones for now (Summoning a few at a time). Remember how That Boy had a page of your old spellbook on his unicycle though (under the radio)? That has some amphibian summoning stuff on it.

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Jared shrugged, "Sandra can stay here, for her, there is no catch. In order for you to stay, we just need you to do one small favor. Then, we'll reward you with the books." Jared flicked his hand through the air. The few books that William had flipped through went flew out of his hands and entered the chest, which closed on it's own.

"Since you've already met him, and are on reasonably good terms, I believe you could be helpful to us with this task..." Jared cleared his throat.

"Allow me to explain. You are what's is known as 'Breachers.' Breachers are, essentially, anyone who enters this dungeon through unconventional means. Typically through a complicated summoning process, similar to one that the belated Mr. Reaper preformed on you. Thankfully, we (the Ancient Roots) are fairly accepting of Breachers, as long as they haven't done anything particularly wrong. Other groups would usually hunt you down and kill Breachers regardless, so we want to assure that you remain safe. That's why we want Eddie in our custody- for his safety, of course... however, Jesper... well, that's a different story. So here is what we want you to do- keep in mind, after you do this, you can do whatever you want, and explore magic for the rest of your life."

Jesper looked straight at William, "We want you to retrieve Eddie. And kill Jesper."

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The only two options available to Jesper were an extension chord (for strangling) and a large gallon of milk (for bludgeoning). The only other alternative would be shaking up bottles of soda and having them explode.

"Hey! Who's that out there? Maybe he knows where Sandra is!" exclaimed Eddie, making his way towards the exit.