SpookySquid

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@xChrome Sorry for the delayed response

William woke up inside of a small cage. However, the cage seemed large to him because he had magically shrunk, somehow. Debra was the same size as him, and curled up in a ball, horrified. Six dragons were dead on the ground, and Ronald's corpse was among them. An apologetic Larry was standing among them. Both of his hands were claws now. The two black and white dragon twins with no wings remained as well.

"Hello," said Larry. "First of all, I wasn't prepared for the dragons to get out of hand. The goal was for them to open the cage and see that we had outsmarted them, prove a point. But the gun made them jumpy. I refused to let you die just because of my arrogance. So I fought to protect you, a task only my closest friends were willing to join me in," he nodded towards the two black dragons with white stripes, who smiled happily.

"I'm sorry but I wasn't able to save Ronald. @DriveEMOut Jesper, at least I think that's his name, fled. He's probably in pursuit of Emily and Eddy. The two of them were abducted and taken to Dragon Country. Tell me, William, how did you get here? You're clearly not from the dungeon, I can smell it. Who have you met so far?"

@Bishop I'll get to you ASAP

Find the blender, damn it! {Always Open}

The man wearing the baseball cap nodded. "Two or three years ago, this was a regular prison. But then the rioting got so bad, the guards gave up. Maintained the perimeter, added additional magic proof protective measures, and let ol', Knife Teeth, the ogre and leader of the rioting, take charge. He communicates to the outside world, has the only cell phone, etc. He makes sure we're fed and allows us to settle all of or disputes in a fight to death in the arena or "Coliseum," if you're inclined to call it that.

When you and those four mutants were thrown in here, I thought you were as good as dead since you were brought in unconscious. But the Dark One- Wyatt- told everyone to back off," he nodded towards the strange man with glowing green eyes. "That one wolf guy didn't make it. Bled out from some ostrich pecks or something. Anyways, if you wanna stay alive, follow three simple rules. Don't piss of Knife Teeth and his pals, don't run towards the gate, and if you're going to fight, fight with someone you'll win against with permission from Knife Teeth. Because if Knife Teeth finds out you killed someone without going through his weird ogre fighting ceremony, you're as good as dead, tadpole."

The wolf, tiger, and polar bear mutants began to approach The Master angrily as the baseball capped man spoke.

"By the way, name's Marcus."

Find the blender, damn it! {Always Open}

The cells were empty, so The Master went outside. A swarm of people were standing around a corpse on the ground, patting a bloody-knuckled man on the back. Most of the men wore tattered clothing and were covered in filth. The Master noticed that the tiger, polar bear, and one of the wolf mutants from earlier were straggling towards the back of the crowd. The polar bear saw The Master and grimaced at him, but didn't approach him. Suddenly, there was a high pitched whistling noise, and everyone turned to a man standing on balcony on the second floor of the building. Only he wasn't a man. He was an ogre. He had green skin with red rings around his arms and a red tattoo on his neck. He was a tad pudgy, but not fat. He must have been nine feet high. He was guarded by two scar covered men and two goblins that were chatting to each other quietly. A quick glance around revealed that these weren't the only odd creature in here. The Master was able to count three dwarves, two more mutants (salamander and giraffe), and a cyborg. There was also a strange man with night black skin and glowing green eyes.

A man roughly the same height as The Master, but skinnier approached him. He was wearing shorts and a baseball cap.

The ogre began to speak, "It seems that Eli has won." The crowd of fifty roared. "Eli, you get his belongings," he nodded to one of the men who left to retrieve said belongings.

"I pronounce Nate nameless. Eli, will you take his title?"

"What titles?" said Eli sarcastically in a deep voice. It was hard too see Eli through the crowd, but The Master could tell he was definitely a black skinned human. A few men around Eli laughed.

"Good point. When you leave, his home is yours," now the ogre was sarcastic. Eli and several of the other men snickered and laughed. Everyone dispersed slowly. The skinny man with the baseball cap leaned into The Master's ear and whispered, "Welcome to the Rock, minnow," he said. "Everyone's favorite prison, led by the lovable 'Knife Teeth.'"

He spat and gestured to the twisted corpse on the ground. A few men had already torn off one of the arms for food. Nobody else seemed desperate enough for food.

Find the blender, damn it! {Always Open}

The ostrich seemed surprised by his mounting. It briskly lurched forward when The Master tapped it with his heels. Then the ostrich hurtled straight towards the mutants. A wolf mutant drew a dagger, grinning devilishly. But, before The Master or the wolf mutant could do anything, the ostrich pecked at the wolf mutant to get some of that sweet, sweet gelatin. "Agh! Stop that!" roared the wolf mutant as he was assaulted by the ostrich. The polar bear mutant smacked at the ostrich with his club. It struck the ostrich's side, and it yelped and dashed towards the door. It seemed that The Master had escaped from the five mutants! And then is forehead slammed against the ceiling and he was flung, semiconscious, from the ostrich. Too dazed to stand, The Master laid on his back as the mutants approached him... the last thing he heard was... sirens? Shouting in Arabic? Growls of pain? Gunfire? His vision blurred, he he quickly passed out.

The Master awoke on a cot. There was shouting outside. It was dark. He was inside of a jail cell, and there were several other jail cells around him. But most of the doors, his included, were wide open. It didn't seem like any of them were even capable of fully shutting.

The walls were old and tattered. He seemed free to go outside, but could likely only go so far. A look outside of the window revealed a large fence and some guards. There also seemed to be a large crowd of people underneath of him, but he would have to go downstairs in order to investigate.

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The boy looked at The Master and seemed a tad annoyed, but also seemed to recognize him. "Ugh, stop acting, dude. I know you, sure, but you don't now me. I'm That Boy. And if anyone needs protecting, it's Sandra," That Boy pointed at the girl receiving medical attention."

The door flew open and five gelatin covered mutants grumpily entered the ostrich hospital. "It's That Boy!" shouted the mutant polar bear.

"Oh shit! Whaddup?" exclaimed That Boy as he picked up Sandra and threw her over his shoulder. He looked at The Master. "I'm getting out of here. You can either try and outrun them or take an ostrich. I'm going outside to get on my new motorized unicycle."

Find the blender, damn it! {Always Open}

The two dragons, seeing the bullets, dove to the ground. They flung themselves towards William as well, pushing him forwards. William was knocked (gracefully) to the ground and the bullets went above everyone's head. Jesper dashed upstairs after Emily. They crashed through the giant window and began to sail off. As Jesper reached the top of the stairs, he realized there was no way he could catch up to her on foot. He turned back around to see that Eddy was gone as well. Thankfully, the soda machine was still there.

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The Master, covered in gelatin, spilled out into the hallway of a strange hospital. There was a sign, but it was in Arabic, so unless The Master spoke Arabic, he would only be able to infer that he was in a Mauritanian ostrich hospital. Several ostriches were walking around unsupervised. There was a set of double doors that flapped open occasionally as the result of the wind, revealing a small town.

The sound of mutants falling into gelatin came from behind him.

However, the most interesting thing was the table at the center of the room. A girl was on the table, bleeding. She seemed to have been badly beaten. A few people are crowded around her, preforming surgery. A boy is sitting on a stool at the corner of the room, and, although he is clearly there for the girl, seems to be staring at The Master.

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The Master ran for the door. The polar bear mutant sneered. "We've got a runner!" The Master flung the blue door open and looked down. About twenty-five feet (8 meters, whatever) down.

The door seemed to open in the middle of a random spot on a wall. At the bottom of the of the 25 feet/ 8 meter drop was a lot of... gelatin. The floor was covered in the stuff. There was a door at the bottom, but it was covered by the bouncy dessert.

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"Don't worry," said a soothing voice, "just breath in the purple smoke. Sleep. It will all be okay."

The door was wide open for Jesper. If he wanted to, he could bolt up the stairs. He would just have to outrun the dragons. He had hit two of the three. One seemed seriously injured, but the other one was merely temporarily phased and distracted by the pain. Another was flying straight towards Jesper.

The two black and white dragons tried to grasp William's arms and hold him down.

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One of the pool players briefly made eye contact with The Master. He was temporarily surprised to see The Master awake, but he certainly didn't dwell on it. Suddenly, one of the iron doors (the northern one) opened. Five figures entered the room. "Ah, you must be... erm... 'The Master,'" growled one of them. "The Five Fingered Alliance is looking for you." The man... polar bear? Mutant Polar Bear? Polar man...? The Polar Bear Mutant was accompanied by three wolf mutants and a tiger mutant, all wearing leather jackets. The mutant polar bear pulled out a club. "How about we... step outside for a moment?" he grinned.

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"Put the gun down," said Larry, not phased by Jesper's offer. Debra saw the gun and, full of nerves, promptly threw up. When she leaned over to vomit, she pulled a blanket off of three cages that were stacked on top of each other. The flew open! Revealing... no dragons? The cages were empty. Ronald gasped.

"What on earth?" said Ronald, "where-"

"No!" shouted Larry. "Now!" rasped a different voice, which sounded more like a dragon.

The ceiling erupted. Twenty dragons ranging from the size of small dogs to small horses flew around their heads. Magical breaths poured out of dragon's mouths. A purple mist filled the air and Debra passed out. Larry breathed it in as well, and became unconscious.

The dragons didn't seem to be sticking to the same plan. Five of the dragons flew up the stairs. The largest dragon, a muscular, golden dragon with brilliant green eyes and a simple, emerald colored dragon flew towards William. They were intercepted by a light purple dragon. Four dragons headed straight towards Ronald, who was being cornered quickly. Two black dragons with white stripes on their scales and long tails landed next to William. They had small wings and stood on their hind legs and were only a head shorter than him. One was spewing the purple mist through the air (which was approaching Jesper and William) and three small but stereotypical dragons approached Jesper with his strapped on machine gun (fine, fine, you can have your strap. Gosh, so needy. I kid). One of them shot a beam of ice towards Jesper. It missed and hit a cage behind him, solidifying it.

Finally, two dragons with blinding white scales went straight towards Emily (who was still unconscious) and begin flying towards the exit with her.

Find the blender, damn it! {Always Open}

Just for effect, you know..

@Bishop

Oh, I see. That's fine.

Find the blender, damn it! {Always Open}

The dragon smirked, "The name is Larry. The locks require finger scanners. I can't copy anything that minute. The only way I got out in the first place was by tricking the locking mechanism when they opened the door. Now, I suppose you two could run now, but then you wouldn't be able to help your friend. I mean, they're just small dragons. What's the worst that could happen?" The last two sentences are dripping with sarcasm.