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4 days ago
Current gargling wildly at wanting more roleplays.
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5 days ago
House move was a success, now we just gotta set everything back up again and I can get back to art properly.
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13 days ago
GOD I have idea's for dino-horror and I can't pull myself to advertise it because I'm anxiety
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20 days ago
Husband got me sick and everything sucks aaaaaaaaaaa
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27 days ago
ko-fi.com/alienstrayart/com… Added Full-Body commissions to my Ko-Fi! (Replies will come soon, promise <3 )
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Hiya! I'm Sporko!
I'm a Gender-Fluid Novelist and Roleplayer from New Zealand! (They/Him Pronouns please)
I roleplay many different genres and Fandoms; I'm very ready to start new friendships and new roleplays here!
I prefer to roleplay in the mature sections of places because I have a tendency to get pretty wordy when it comes to violence and language.
I do not write smut due to trauma, I will do gentle foreplay up until fade black.
If you wanna try and start up a roleplay with me, just flick me a message!

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No it's okay! Any length is a good length, I'm just glad you're still around <3
Arterius has totally taken a tractor to it's full speed and then some.
Arterius listened to the explanation of what the IRS was carefully, they seemed confused at first before it seemed to slowly tick over in their head before they shuddered.
"I don't like the sound of that." They said softly, before they frowned when asked for a bit of coal. "No, I don't think I-" They paused as Agthalan pulled out a bit of coal for the Furnace goddess with a bit of a smile.

Arterius looked out the window to the RV for a moment, "It will... Work, right?" They asked hesitantly, "It looks a bit... Run down?"
Pertius gave a grunt as he moved himself to get more food from the table, Arterius moving to pull the plates closer to their companion so he didn't have to strain himself.
"I am glad I'm not driving." Arterius said with a small smile after a moment, "The last time I managed to get behind the 'wheel' of a mortal vehicle didn't end up too well." They laughed slightly. "Let's just say human farm equipment isn't as bulky and slow as it looks."
Pertius gave a happy huff when it was mentioned that he was able to join, and with the entrance of the twins, he gave a happy huff as he was gently scratched. He moved and eyed the food that was placed on the table that Arterius ordered, the Goddex of nature moving to offer him a bit of bacon; which he scarfed happily.

Arterius grinned happily at the twins, "It's a pleasure to see you two!" They said happily before they shuffled across slowly, pulling Pertius with them. "Sit down, come have some food!" They grinned happily as they spread out the plates of food they ordered. They started to eat as more 'people' appeared.
"Qhiuleri!" They said with a wide grin as they addressed the group as a family, "Are you hungry? Please help yourself, there's enough for all of us, as long as Pert doesn't try and eat everything!" Their attention was drawn to Agthalan again as he spoke about where they were going.

They were about to exclaim excitement before they glanced towards Homura with a smile, moving to turn around in the booth and extended their hands out for her to shake. "I don't believe I've properly met you!" Arterius said with a wide grin, "I'm Arterius, and this is Pertius! You can call me Arti if you want to!" They grinned before they paused and tilted their head for a moment.
"...Agth?" They looked back to the one who orchestrated everything, "What's the 'IRS'?" They asked with a bit of a quizzical look on their face.
Arterius doesn't know what the IRS is, they're quite literally there for the ride and the Chaos :D
Arti loves pretty much everyone, even Death Gods. Death is natural in Nature, Destruction is natural in Nature as long as you're not an ass to them or Pert.
Aaaaa I hope my post is okay. Sorry for being late on it, pushing through writers block and burn out, but getting there!
Arterius was snoozing quietly in one of the large trees in their domain, their rainbow hair simply glistening in the sunlight that shone through. Pertius was in his full form, curled up around the bottom of the tree watching everything happen around the two of them before he spotted Agthalans' Sigil appear in the sky.
The large blue dragon moved to stretch out from around the tree before they made their way up to get Arterius' attention.

Arterius gave a grumble before they opened their eyes, they looked around for a moment before they saw the sigil. It took a moment for Arti to realize what they had seen, "Oh!" They said excitedly, moving to leap off the branch and down to Partius' back. "Onward!" They said with a smile on their face. The blue dragon seemed to roll his eyes before he started to move, sluggish at first before speeding up and taking into the air before Arterius summoned a portal to where the run down diner was.

Travelling through a portal always made the both of them nauseous, which to a god of anything; was always something strange to feel.
Arterius slipped off Partius' back and glanced around; Strange, why was there a mortal vehicle here? They headed over towards the RV for a moment, giving it a look over before looking towards the Diner. There was a moment of stillness from the usually excitable goddex before they seemed to spot someone in the diner.

Arti gave a gasp and ran towards the entrance, sliding through the door as if slipping on wet floor; before they leapt over the back of the booth to land across the table from Agthalan. "Ags!" They said excitedly, tapping at the table with their hands in a soft rhythm. "It's been too long! How are you? What have you been doing?"
They sat up to motion over someone to get them any sort of food, sure they didn't have to eat, but they wanted something sweet currently.

Partius slowly wandered into the Diner after sniffing around the RV, having shifted into more of a Komodo Dragon size as he slowly clambered over to his companion and pulled himself up to the seat beside them. "I hope you don't mind that I brought Parts with me? You know he doesn't like being alone."
So, just so I'm clear; @Zyx, Your lad has basically given the summon for our characters to join in, and meet at the Diner?
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>I'd say we could just use the order of gods as they are presented in the characters tab, but unless you're managing to spam replies I feel like it won't be that hard to follow. Again, one post a week is good enough for me. There's no rush.


That sounds perfect!
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