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7 yrs ago
Current Not just depression ... I have SEVERE DEPRESSION! :D :D :D
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7 yrs ago
That feel when its ur birthday but u have no friends to do birthday things with and last year ur family forgot it was ur birthday ... wew huuraaayyy
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7 yrs ago
Threw my back out today ... and I'm not even old ... wtf
7 yrs ago
Wtf shit phone don't triple post while I'm venting!!! XD I should have studied IT
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7 yrs ago
I'm not crying. My face normally leaks like this. Seriously, this isn't crying, pfft.
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My claim to fame is starting the "dicks in clocks" discussion on the status bar ... and shitposting in general.

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You could always try send Thor x'D as long as she doesn't notice Loki's there she's glad to help, she only goes nuts when she sees Loki. She was going to piss off Iron Man first though but she won't need to go through him to get Loki if SHIELD called her in.

I'm enjoying watching the action unfold either way :3
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Do you not have Adders in Ireland like we do?

I know they're not really dangerous or anything but they're still snakes...


No. St Patrick got rid of all the snakes apparently ... and science says they were never here and that all that shit was made up and once a year in March we all get really drunk to celebrate banishing imaginary snakes ... Whoa sorry that derailed a bit lol

Nah, no snakes, no reptiles in general cept for frogs ... Any snakes here are pets but theres no wild snakes. I didn't know Scotland had snakes!!!! I lived in Auckland a while back and there were lizards there. Heck maybe there are snakes and lizards here but no one told me as a cruel trick. I'll go google it to be sure.

Question, since snakes live on the ground, and it rains a tonne in Scotland like it rains a tonne here ... how do the snakes not drown?!

UPDATE:
This was an interesting read and explains a bunch. ... So there are snakes in the UK ... I had no idea, I am very intrigued to visit again >:)
rte.ie/tv/scope/SCOPE4_show03_snakes.h..

It wouldn't take much to flee... a quick teleport and he would be in Ireland, where there weren't any snakes and he would never have to deal with the fanged demons ever again.


Hate to break it to ya Loki love, but there are snakes here ... in the zoo and as exotic pets hehehe (my friends bf has some snakes actually). Lol, that was another great post Bright, Loki wouldn't have to worry about snakes here though, there are no wild ones ^__^


Unbeknownst to Thor, Stark wasn't home, and everything was going down at Parrington estate. Still, there would be plenty of action tomorrow, although Thor was impatient if anything. She arrived at Stark Towers relatively uninterrupted, traffic had been worse than usual around New York which was a mere annoyance, but she made it to Stark towers without Fury calling in the cavalry to get in her way. Little did she know she was being tailed by a small team of agents, though she did suspect Fury would pull a move like that anyway.

Stark towers was tall, and shiny. Clearly, this Tony Stark kid on the TV wasn't all mouth and no trousers. Thor cared little for business empires on Midgard, but the grandeur of Stark towers clearly showed that Stark was a significant person. That was good, if he was living in a hovel, Thor doubted he'd be of much use.

She pounded on the door but there was no response, a security guard made his way down to deal with the commotion.
"What in blazes are you doing lady? Theres a doorbell yknow and no ones here."
"I come seeking he who calls himself Stark." she answered. "It is most urgent."
"Well he ain't here, he'll be back tomorrow. I'm sure if you leave your details he can arrange a meeting"
"This cannot wait you must tell me where he is"

Before Thor could continue to grill the security guard, the SHIELD agents sent to pursue her stepped in, perfect timing too, because if she couldn't get to Stark soon, she'd likely break in and teach herself how to use satellites (more than likely breaking them before achieving any kind of success).
"Step down Thor, we don't mean any harm." the agent warned, hand hovering at his side incase he'd need to grab his sidearm.
Thor turned to face the team of special agents, Mjolnir clasped in her hand.
"If you truly mean me no harm, you'll stay out of my way. Fury has sent you has he not? To stop me, because he believes Loki is to become Midgards mighty guardian? Your protector?"
The agents looked amongst themselves, trying to formulate a response, Fury had sent them, but it was likely she didn't want to hear that answer, even though she knew it was the truth.
"Aye, your silence only confirms it. What, pray-tell, has he command you do to me? Kill me? Capture me?"
"He sent us to talk." came the response.
"I have no use for his words, nor yours, unless those words reveal where Laufeyson is hiding."
"Why have you come to Stark Towers, he's obviously not here." the Agent tried distraction tactics.
"I've no need to answer to you, nor Fury."

One of the Agents, during the conversation, managed to sneak around, positioning himself behind Thor's back while the other agents attempted to talk her down. Armed with a stun gun and sedatives, he hoped the element of surprise would be advantage enough to take down the Thunder God. He sprung forward, years of special training ended in a fraction of a second when Thor spun around, hammer-arm at the ready, and easily batted the agent aside, sending him crashing into a parked car leaving a sizeable dent. He wasn't killed by the swift blow, but he was certainly badly injured and instantly KO'd. It would take months to recover from the hit.

"Who shall be next?"Thor shouted at the remaining agents, a burning anger in her eyes. Nothing and no one was allowed to stand in her way when it came to finding and eliminating Loki.
The agents, who'd raised their weapons in the moment Thor swung her hammer, immediately began lowering them.
"Go tend to your wounded. I have no need for further bloodshed this day, unless 'tis the blood of that wretched traitor Loki." Thor said coldly.

The agents scrambled to help their fallen comrade, whose lungs had been punctured by his crushed ribs and his head had taken quite a smack when it crashed into the car. He was gasping and gurgling as they called in for backup. Thor skulked off into the darkness.

There would be no more bloodshed tonight ... but tomorrow she would have Stark, and he would find Loki, and she would get revenge.

Dwight was shocked ... he couldn't believe his ears when Fury, who'd sent agents to bring him in for questioning regarding Thor's movements, revealed the destruction Thor had caused. Fury quickly surmised that THor was operating alone and that Dwight genuinely had no idea what she was doing or where she was going.

It hurt. Dwight felt betrayed, but ... his logical brain kicked in and he told himself that she'd snuck off to protect him ... He was her friend, she'd said as much, and she was trying to protect him from Loki. But as Fury revealed Thor's path of destruction, the wrecked police car, destroyed museum doors and security, injured cops and now the seriously injured SHIELD agent, he feared for her, for himself. Had he bought into the legends too much? Was it the fabled God of Lies who should be trusted and not Thor?

He'd been unbelievably loyal to Thor, and she'd shown him nothing only kindness, yet she had wrought such destruction. But it was all to track down Loki, she'd not harmed a soul in her quest to find answers, to find Odinson, it was only since she saw Loki she became dangerous. Perhaps Loki had cast a spell on her that had made her become unhinged ... he was a trickster after all.

"I can talk to her. Director Fury, let me help. She'll listen to me." Dwight pleaded.
Perhaps if he could talk her down ... she'd explain, he's be right that she meant well. He'd fix this.
"Son, she's beyond reason. She claims she wants justice for her homeland, but this isn't the behaviour of a benevolent Goddess dealing justice to a fugitive, this is much more. She wants revenge. Not even you can talk her down. You've seen what she done to one of our agents." Fury said sternly.
Dwight was a good man, Fury wasn't going to have him throw his life away because he was enamoured with a vengeful Goddess.
"She could have killed that agent. If she was truly that callous she'd have killed him, she has Mjolnir and Goddess-tier strength, to her, that was barely a tap, if she wanted him dead she could have pounded him into slush without breaking a sweat. She overreacted, yes, but you haven't seen what she's seen. The last thing she saw during Ragnarok was a clone of her greatest ally, Odinson, turning on her, and Loki, wreaking havok. She's probably having PTSD, she truly thinks he'll destroy Midgard. She's trying to help us."
"You think you're like her, that you understand her. Doctor, you aren't an Asgardian, you're a researcher, and you need to remember whose side your on. Humanities. The Earth."


~And thus ends Thor's rampage for one day. Stay tuned for part two. Whack-a-mole Whack-a-Loki~
AAAAAND we're off! *Lone Ranger theme tune*

So we got Iron Man to protect Pepper. Doom can protect whoever the hell he likes. Loki can do his good deed for the day and meanwhile....S'Thor having take out. I think she's having more fun tbh.


I think I'll actually post SThor going to starks place tonight -ic and irl ... lol- and then no ones home and shes like "Well f**K" and then the SHIELD agents catch up with her and she creates a scene, then crashes starks tower tomorrow when hes back from le party at the Parringtons. Is that coolio?
Considering they're both gonna think SThor is an uber bitch when shes finished, they'll have a great basis to build their friendship on ^__^

SThor: *Smashes a hole in stark towers, or does whatever shitstorm-type-thing to piss of Stark and then beats up Loki (or gets her arse handed to her, who knows how it will pan out)*

Stark: B!tch destroyed my stuff!
Loki: She hit me with the hammer.
Stark: Lets be friends.
Loki: Okey.
Stark & Loki: *link pinkies or just brofist ... whatevs, I assume theres already plenty of creepy fanfiction about Starki(?!? Lork? idk)*

As a side note, I just read the first new Thor comic like 2 days ago? (well the hardback with like 5 issues of the individual comics in it), anyone else read it?! Holy sheeeeeeeeet I like Thor's plot much more than SThor which makes me feel bad ... I don't wanna post spoilers but I know who SThor's real identity is (coz I accidentally googled it *sadface*).

Haha "dick measuring contest" XD

So lets get the party started shall we? Mwahahahaaaa.



Loki and Stark's sass literally gives me life lol

Also @Angel Vicky that meme kills me x'D

Edit:

I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THE LITTLE PARTY HAT OMG
@Bright_Ops

Your post is why I f**king love Loki! Lol that was perfect x'D
I am irish I just happened to be born in London xP I pull the British card sometimes though but my passport is irish my birthplace is Britain xP

Does that make sense? I'm still an Irish Spud, just one that gets around ;)
I took a personality test with the wife that broke it down like those with the letters and such. When the wife took it, it tells you about your personality, relationships, parenting, etc. and it was ALL spot on. She was bragging because her celebrity personality matches included Robert Downey Jr. and other actors and actresses. Mine? Basically said I was more of a leader and my celebrity personality matches included Martin Luther King Jr. and Nelson Mandela. Checkmate LOL

~KL~


ENFP here ... its funny coz apparently Captain Britain is ENFP and I got kicked out of a friends house that one time for pointing out I'm actually British ^^"... racist w**kstain *grumbles*
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