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    1. Spud 9 yrs ago

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7 yrs ago
Current Not just depression ... I have SEVERE DEPRESSION! :D :D :D
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7 yrs ago
That feel when its ur birthday but u have no friends to do birthday things with and last year ur family forgot it was ur birthday ... wew huuraaayyy
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7 yrs ago
Threw my back out today ... and I'm not even old ... wtf
7 yrs ago
Wtf shit phone don't triple post while I'm venting!!! XD I should have studied IT
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7 yrs ago
I'm not crying. My face normally leaks like this. Seriously, this isn't crying, pfft.
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My claim to fame is starting the "dicks in clocks" discussion on the status bar ... and shitposting in general.

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@Spud

thats fine its not bullshit its amazing ! If you ever want to Rp with Loki I will RP with you!


This I like. Just a heads up, Im anticipating I may need to take a hiatus for a while ... I'll have a better idea in a couple weeks/days/notsure.

If I'm sticking around, Im 1000% up for Loki rps so I'll totes hit you up with a message and we can do something!! If I'm off on a hiatus then ... well if you're still here when I get back (please be here!!!) then COUNT ME IN!!!
I like the naughty bad guys and want to comfrt Loki so much. *latched onto loki who scowled* Get off of me peasent


This is like literally how I exist ... My friends get my attention not by yelling out "HEY SPUD LOOK AT THIS" they literally say

"Loki"

or

"Hiddleston"

and I'm like

" 'SCUSE ME!!! I HEAR YER TALKIN BOUT MY FELLA YA SHITEBAG!!!"

then they're like

"Oh okay, you're here, wanna do a round?"

then I'm like

"kay ... Mmmmm Hiddles"

Sorry for this utterly bullshit post, post-con hungover-flu. I'll just leave now *cough or spam loki gifs cough*
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1 - This is to do with Bright Ops disappearance when you and Iron Man are having a fight, when you kind of need Loki to show up so SThor doesn't kill Iron Man.
2 - Blueberry.
3 - @Angel Vicky I require you to translate.


1 - Okayyyy ... so no ones heard from Bright yet? Hmm ... Just a headsup, some crazy shit is going on in my home life, so I'm gradually trying to manage my rp's in a ... goodly-ish? way. SInce I might have to vanish for a while, I was going to have Thor imprisoned or exiled after this fight (or something along those lines) just to wrap up her plot neatly if/until I am able to come back. But yeah, for that to happen, this fight needs to wrap up and if Loki doesn't show up then Thor will open the Iron Man suit and pull Stark out like a canned tuna fish ... Like Five Nights a Freddies but in reverse!
2 - Good to know, cheers
3 - Didn't want to spoil the film (not that I know anything about it) but in the scene from the trailer where they enter the house, T-Hiddles' takes off his hat in one hand and then in the next shot its in his other hand (maybe its the same hand though, II already told yall that Im totally fucked)
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Hiiii Spud!


;)

@Dedonus In terms of @Bright_Ops what do you wanna do? As I hate to say it but he hasn't been on the Guild for a while.

Though I don't see how you can really remove the character as he's become ingrained in the story of several other characters (And a major building block for @Spud). Perhaps Spud could NPC Loki for now, to let Drew and Spud post?


Someone update me on whats going on here? I've literally lost the concept of time between house parties and conventions tthis week (I'm also totally off-my-tits-high on cough medicine because I am waaaaay too sick to go to house parties and conventions but I did anyway ...)

QUESTION
1. Whats going on and what do you need me to do?
2. What day is it?
3. Did anyone else notice the continuity error in Tom Hiddlestons new film during the scene where Thomas and Edith enter the house or am I really-really high?
@LokiisKing I could always ruin this for you by bringing @Spud here.

Though I could always beat you up myself...


@LokiisKing Always happy to rp with Loki haha. @Spud Gonna keeeeeel meeee. XD


Someone said Loki ...?

In The Lucidae 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Sorry to hear bout the unemployment-ness :( samesies here dude .... hope the job hunt pays off and you find something you really like okay. In the mean time I'm glad you'll be back posting epic stuff soon ;0
In The Lucidae 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
"You've been bumping uglies with somebody for sure. I've got three good guesses who and the first two don't count."

He laughed at the doctor's expression, taking delight in treading all over whatever delicate sensibilities the educated man may have.


Loire wondered if Viva noticed ... if it was thaaaat obvious. If it was soooo obvious that Valko, high off his tits Valko, could notice. Not that it was anything to be inherently ashamed of, Loire just didn't want to deal with it right now. Things with Noah and Vee were already pretty messy, Loire didn't want extra chaos brewing on the Lucidae. Plus it was a one-time thing ... for now, Noah had asked about making things serious, but Loire hadn't gotten to respond and now hism mind was reeling.

"Now Noah," He continued after his mirth subsided, although he did flash a grin at the mention of his prime suspect, "Unlike Viva, Noah can take care of himself more often than not. Noah wants to play "Doctor" with a Doctor I ain't gonna tell him no. So If you wanna play 'Cabin boy' to his Captain well then have at it..."

"Just you keep in mind our little discussion yeah?" Val's voice remained casal, but had taken on a dark timbre, "Fuck around all you want, but Noah is as much my kin as Viva is. And if anybody, Anybody Fucks with my family...

"I'll end em." Valko bit the words out with savage relish. Then smiling innocently at the doctor, "Just so we're in the clear ya know."


Loire prepared to respond, prepared to set the record straight with Valko (would he tell the truth but confirm it was a one-time-fling, or would he lie and insist it was all in Val's head, that he was getting totally ludicrous ideas). Suddenly he heard a slight commotion further down the ship, clattering down the halls. Weren't Noah and Viva out refuelling? he thought briefly. Before replying to Valko he excused himself. "I think I heard something ... you stay there and ... stop getting crazy ideas about me and Noah."

He stepped out into the hallway, looking down towards the cockpit (away from the cargo hold). --AMBUSH HIM!!!!--

-----

Switching her legs she ruched up a bit of her lacy skirt, flashing a tantalizing peek of creamy thigh, "I've heard quite a bit of your own reputation Noah Rhoads, Captain of the light freight star cruiser Lucidae."

"All good things I hope." he quipped flippantly. Of course it wasn't good news, he was a fucking criminal.

"You, Captain, are a small time smuggler. A criminal with delusions of grandeur. Which is the absolute worst kind of criminal you could be.
"A humble criminal lives longer..." She crooned, running her elegantly manicured nails down his cheek, "But you have too much ego to ever be satisfied with Humble, don't you. Just look at you, how young and handsome. Tsk, such a shame. "


"Well I won't argue on that last point." he drawled casually, the key was not to show fear, he couldn't let her think she was winning. He knew how much trouble she was though, he knew this wasn't a good meeting but he'd gotten out of that mess with Val, he'd get out of this too. Hopefully with a lot less almost-bleeding-to-death but he couldn't guarantee.


"You thought it would be a good idea to play with the big boys," She said stepping aside as the two brutes secured their arms behind their back, "And ended up stepping on the wrong person's toes. Mar Sullivan doesn't suffer fools, Captain. And that is what you are..." Naomi turned to Viva and repeated her caress on the girl's cheek, "So now you are going to suffer the consequences of your foolishness."


"I'll sort it out with Sullivan, I can take care of myself and my crew." he said, firmly, but calmly, he wasn't going to dare yell at Naomi, he wasn't in the position to mouth off too much. "See this is where I'm getting a little confused, this is between me and Sullivan, you don't have to get your hands dirty with this business at all. Nth isn't exactly your usual remit though is it? Surely your business isn't doing so badly you've had to start pedalling drugs to pick up the girls slack?" it was gutsy ... mayve a little foolish, but Noah needed to know what Naomi was involved too. Her whorehouse usually kept her busy.
"Speaking of which, do you still have that lovely blonde girl working for you? She was from Poseidon her eyes were two different shades of blue, looked weird but she was pretty good at her job."

Quick as a flash, Naomi struck Viva a vicious slap across the cheek that whipped her head to one side.
"Oh no," Ms. Dybbuk said in dismay as she turned away, "I've broken a nail- That's going to cost you."

At a wave of her hand, the grunt that had Viva's hands behind her back quickly pulled them up into a painful looking hold. Dragging her head to one side with a grip on her hair, the man shoved a knife to her neck before she could do more than yelp.


Noah flinched as Viva was attacked and the knife came out. Now they really were in deep shit.
"Y'allright Vee?" he asked, daring to cast his eyes in her direction, but not moving his head too far lest he get beaten too. She had to keep her cool, if she didn't then she'd put them all at risk, she'd have to keep her cool, she knew Valko was still on board and as long as they kept Naomi and her crew here, they'd keep Valko out of harms way.

Returning to her original perch on top of the crates, she seated herself like it was a throne, "You are not in a position to negotiate Captain Rhoads, so I am going to dictate the terms. You are going to Tell me where the Nth is, or your little crewmember here is going to suffer greatly for your arrogance. You've already lost one Crux twin after all... can you really afford to lose another?"

He gritted his teeth, it was all he could do to stop himself lashing out and getting them all shot. He looked over at Viva and willed her eyes to meet his, he was trying to talk to her with his eyes, to tell her that he was bluffing and that everything he would say was a lie to buy them time, a gamble to get them out of this. He didn't mean a thing. She had to play along but know he didn't mean it.

"You're right, I already lost Val ... and what use is just one twin huh? Its like a bike with one fucking wheel, if you kill her, I still won't talk, and if you kill me, you'll have to tear this ship apart inch by inch to find the Nth if its even on this ship, we docked back in Noveria, it could still be there for all you know, the point if I'm not telling. The street value of the Nth is more than enough to get a new crew and a total refit for the Lucidae, not to mention a few sessions with some of your lovely girls Naomi, if you can pencil me in that is." he wished he had the faith to pray to a God but he knew he was on his own right now and it sucked.
"Tell you what, I can cut you a deal, how about 60/40? You know how much Nth we have, 60% is a hefty chunk and we've already done most of the work, you can't get a better deal than that." He hoped it would pay off, it had to pay off he had no other options left.
In The Lucidae 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Omg she looks amazing! I don't watch Gotham myself (Marvel fan here ^^") and you should TOTALLY get that haircut!!!

I'll work on areply sooon once I do a bit of housework first.

btw ... Valko was just EPIC in that post, and Naomi ... wow ... they're in deep shit.


Campus of Royal Holloway, University of London, United Kingdom
March 22nd, 2005
Roughly 8:30 a.m.


The campus was lightly littered with yawning students, despite being in the heart of London, the campus was still relatively quiet, no doubt there'd be a sudden surge of students at around quarter to 9, rushing to get to morning lectures in the nick of time. The few students who did wander about like hungover lost souls stared and whispered at the strangely dressed, tall woman walking confusedly around the campus.

"Hey Barbie! You're a bit early for Halloween!" one smart-alec yelled, laughing and chugging on his Starbucks. Thor completely ignored it, she didn't even register that the comment was aimed towards her, she had no idea who Barbie was and what a "Halloween" was. Even if she'd noticed that he was talking to her, she was likely to have ignored it just as much because she had a mission, and Barbies and Halloweens were irrelevant to her cause right now.

A groundskeeper, rake in hand, eyed her up and down and she came to a stop in front of him. "I seek a man by the name of Eric Selvig, can you bring me to him?" she asked.
The groundskeeper gave her a wary look and shrugged.
"Selvig always did keep strange company, I'll bring you up to his office." he replied, leaving the rake against a wall and taking her inside one of the impressively large buildings. If Thor's mind wasn't otherwise occupied with countless questions she'd have regarded the university building with awe and curiosity.

"Just that door up there on the left." the groundskeeper said, pointing at a thick oak door.
"You have my thanks good sir." she replied, parting ways with the groundskeeper and knocking on Selvig's door.
"It's open." came his reply.
"Eric Selvig, I would have words with thee." she closed the door behind her.
"And who might you be?" Selvig replied cautiously, though he saw the hammer strapped to her hip and recognised it instantly. He was filled with a number of questions himself. Whoever this woman was, she had Thor's hammer, something which not just anyone could pick up on a whim.
"I am Thor, and you are an ally of Odinson are you not?"
Selvig gave a hearty laugh and gestured for Thor to take a seat opposite his desk.
"You aren't Thor madam, he's an old friend of mine and he certainly didn't look like that" he pointed at her, "Last I saw him"
"Verily, I am Thor, she who commands lightning, weilder of Mjolnir, the Goddess of Thunder."
Selvig quelled his laughing and decided to roll with this for now, till he could get to the bottom of it at least.
"Alright, alright, Thor ... Lets say I believe you ... Why do you have Mjolnir? Where is ... Odinson?"
She steepled her fingers together. "I was hopeful that you woulds't be able tell me where Odinson is."

This disappointed her. Selvig was an ally of Odinson's, and Mjolnir had been abandoned on earth, so surely he was here somewhere and he would have reunited with his allies if that were the case, yet Selvig had no answers for her.
"I'm sorry ... I haven't seen him or heard from him since the Convergence, I cannot tell you where he is. You are clearly of Asgard yourself ... why are you here?"

"Asgard has fallen. I believed Odinson would come with haste to this realm ... his love for Midgard is unlike anyone else of Asgard's. With Asgard lost, I seek to defend Midgard in his stead, just as he did."
Selvig nodded slowly, sadly. Part of him was reeling, numb, how could Asgard be lost? Destroyed? Had Odinson ... the Thor that Selvig had known, been lost in the battle? Was that even possible.
"You seek Odinson, so that you can protect Midgard together?" Selvig confirmed.
She nodded. "I believe if anyone could survive Ragnarok, Odinson would, and it is in this realm he woulds't seek sanctuary. I can only hope that the Son of Laufey hath not."
"But Loki died during the Convergence ... it's impossible."
"He was very much alive during the war." she said icily.
"Are you sure he died on Asgard? It wouldn't be the first time he's escaped his fate."
"From what mine eyes bore witness on Asgard ... not a soul couldst escape the helfires intact ... Odinson though ..." she trailed off.
"You think he'd survive?"
"Verily. He is truly remarkable, not even Ragnarok could best his might." she looked out the window, the campus below was growing busier. Suddenly a large black military helicarrier landed on the campus and heavily armoured mercs hopped out, weapons primed, students ran screaming. Selvig got up and looked out the window.
"Looks like you have a welcoming party."
"Art these your allies Selvig?" she asked, turning to walk towards the door.
"I don't know them ... be careful ... Thor" he said, suspicious of this mysterious woman. Whomever she was, she wasn't Thor Odinson, he was certain. She wasn't an enemy yet, but his guard was up.

Thor stepped out onto the campus, Selvig ran to catch up with her but stayed in the door way out of the way as the armoured men inched forward. She held Mjolnir in her hand, primed and ready to swing.
"Lay down thine weapons and I'll let thou live another day." she said.
The mercs stayed still, one raised his fingers to his helmet, awaiting orders. Slowly they lowered their weapons.
"We want to talk. Would you come talk with us?" he finally asked.
"Who commands thee? I would have words with him." came her reply.
"We'll take you to him."
"So be it. I will accompany thou." she turned to Selvig and gave him a parting gesture, "Farewell, Eric Selvig."

She disappeared into the helicarrier which took off from the campus and disappeared across the horizon.
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