Question ... will Thor and Loki join Tarene for beers with Coulson?
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Not just depression ... I have SEVERE DEPRESSION! :D :D :D
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That feel when its ur birthday but u have no friends to do birthday things with and last year ur family forgot it was ur birthday ... wew huuraaayyy
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OMG Yeah I noticed x'D I was like "ooooooooohhhh she knoooooowwwwsss" but that extra bit about Valko was extra "sick burnz" sorry my post is a wee bit short, Noahs in a bit of a bind now and Loire is powerless to do anything (Noah will make it up to him later though xD)
Ah I hope I didn't miss anything, Loire's gonna enter panic attack mode as soon as a firefight breaks out. I seriously cant wait for Viva to find out about Loire and Noah though x'D I mean Valko already has them figured out, I wanna see him confront Noah about it too. Poor Viva, she needs to release all that anger, Im so glad she'll get that break soon.
Noah's given up now, hes just like "Yeah I fucked up"
Ah I hope I didn't miss anything, Loire's gonna enter panic attack mode as soon as a firefight breaks out. I seriously cant wait for Viva to find out about Loire and Noah though x'D I mean Valko already has them figured out, I wanna see him confront Noah about it too. Poor Viva, she needs to release all that anger, Im so glad she'll get that break soon.
Noah's given up now, hes just like "Yeah I fucked up"
Loire winced as Naomi dragged the blade across his cheek, the pain subtle enough to sting dreadfully, but not bad enough to make him yelp in pain. He sucked in a hissed breath. He immediately regretted ever considering Noah's suggestion of staying out here. Noah was bad news, it wasn't worth the risk, this woman would kill him and Noah wouldn't care.
"If we give you the Nth or the coordinates to find the Nth, you'll possibly spare our lives but you'll leave us floating out in space with no fuel and nothing to maintain the ships life support systems. Now I can't speak for Vee and our little civvie friend, but if you were to slit our throats here and now it would be a kinder and quicker death than slowly rotting away adrift in space on a dead ship." not that Noah's observation made anyone feel any better. "I also don't trust you to spare our lives if we did give you the cargo. How can I be certain you won't kill my crew?" Loire looked up at Noah with terrified eyes, was Noah actually considering ditching the cargo?
"Just give her what she wants, no amount of drug money is worth it if you're dead." Loire glared, he noticed one of the henchmen smirked, it would be clear to Naomi that Loire knew where the drugs were, but would he cave easily? "I know that" Noah bristled, "But its worth even less if she takes it and then kills us." he frowned but ... it was clear that he had nothing left to negotiate, she'd won either way.
"Let us finish our refuel, then I'll give you the Nth, just give us enough fuel to get off this rock and onto another job and don't harm my crew." he conceded. At the rate the ship was going, they didn't have enough parts and fuel to make it on another job, they'd have to sell the Lucidae for scrap and purchase a smaller ship, not that Noah was going to admit that, especially not to Naomi ... though he was more frightened of Viva than Naomi when it came to admitting they couldn't afford to run the ship anymore.
"Why can't we have a little fun with them first boss?" on of the thugs grunted, he made Loire feel queasy. "That one has pretty hair like a girl, been a while since I've seen a long haired girl but he could do. Taggart can have the feisty little one too"
"I want my crew unharmed, that means you take your hands off Loire and Viva." Noah said stiffly, Loire couldn't bare to look him in the eye.
"So are we agreed? You'll let us refuel, my crew goes unharmed and I give you the nth." Noah knew he'd get a royal bollacking from Viva once Naomi was gone but he was powerless to avoid it and powerless to do anything right now.
"If we give you the Nth or the coordinates to find the Nth, you'll possibly spare our lives but you'll leave us floating out in space with no fuel and nothing to maintain the ships life support systems. Now I can't speak for Vee and our little civvie friend, but if you were to slit our throats here and now it would be a kinder and quicker death than slowly rotting away adrift in space on a dead ship." not that Noah's observation made anyone feel any better. "I also don't trust you to spare our lives if we did give you the cargo. How can I be certain you won't kill my crew?" Loire looked up at Noah with terrified eyes, was Noah actually considering ditching the cargo?
"Just give her what she wants, no amount of drug money is worth it if you're dead." Loire glared, he noticed one of the henchmen smirked, it would be clear to Naomi that Loire knew where the drugs were, but would he cave easily? "I know that" Noah bristled, "But its worth even less if she takes it and then kills us." he frowned but ... it was clear that he had nothing left to negotiate, she'd won either way.
"Let us finish our refuel, then I'll give you the Nth, just give us enough fuel to get off this rock and onto another job and don't harm my crew." he conceded. At the rate the ship was going, they didn't have enough parts and fuel to make it on another job, they'd have to sell the Lucidae for scrap and purchase a smaller ship, not that Noah was going to admit that, especially not to Naomi ... though he was more frightened of Viva than Naomi when it came to admitting they couldn't afford to run the ship anymore.
"Why can't we have a little fun with them first boss?" on of the thugs grunted, he made Loire feel queasy. "That one has pretty hair like a girl, been a while since I've seen a long haired girl but he could do. Taggart can have the feisty little one too"
"I want my crew unharmed, that means you take your hands off Loire and Viva." Noah said stiffly, Loire couldn't bare to look him in the eye.
"So are we agreed? You'll let us refuel, my crew goes unharmed and I give you the nth." Noah knew he'd get a royal bollacking from Viva once Naomi was gone but he was powerless to avoid it and powerless to do anything right now.
“Заткнись вам мать!” Viva snarled at him
"Viva watch your language ... I think ... we have guests" Noah said, keeping the bravado without pause. He hadn't a clue what Viva said, but assumed it was unpleasant. The situation was going from bad to worse when Loire walked right into an ambush, it didn't help Noah from a bartering standpoint either, he'd just given Naomi another captive to play with.
Loire let out a surprised yelp when he was caught entirely off guard by Taggart, it didn't help that he had no military training whatsoever. EVen if he'd seen it coming, he'd have been powerless, he couldn't have been more out of place amidst the crew if he tried. Noah's gaze zipped straight toward the doctor, if anyone was going to fuck this up, it had to be Loire, surely, or so Noah suspected. He was a civvie, he wasn't really part of the crew, he'd plead and tell Naomi whatever she wanted ot hear and land them all in it. Noah suddenly regretted not killing Loire those few days ago, it could have dug him out of a hole right now.
Loire didn't know what Naomi was talking about but he could tell she was dangerous and he was in no position to fight back, nor was Noah or Viva, and Valko was still high as a kite in the med bay. As bad as things were back on Noveria, this was actually a great deal worse.
"He's not with us." Noah said stiffly, if he'd actually felt anything for Loire, he'd have been hurt by the betrayed look the doctor gave him. He silently cursed himself for being so convincing, he actually had the doctor in the palm of his hand but he was of no use now.
"He's supposed to be a hostage, no one could replace Val, he's not here to stay, he's not part of the crew."
Loire couldn't argue on that ... he had been their hostage, but damn ... just moments ago Noah had said- ... He'd said so many things, it was a rather cruel betrayal. "I-I can't fight, I don't know how, I'm just a civilian I swear." Loire's voice didn't falter, but it was evident he was afraid. He raised his hands up, yielding to Naomi and her thugs, as if he could do any harm anyway.
"You heard him, he's not a threat and he's no use to you anyway," Noah was running out of ideas, any sudden move and anyones head could be blasted off and the only person who could patch them up was currently trapped in Naomi's clutches with a pistol pointed at him.
"Please, let me go." Loire pleaded, his scalp stinging where Naomi tugged his hair, he didn't dare move a muscle against her.
"Do we have a deal or not? 60/40 is a fair cut, stop messing around Naomi" Noah said, unfortunately, negotiation and patience were certainly not two of his strong points and he knew the longer they lingered, the more chances Naomi had to discover Val wasn't dead and once she figured out he'd lied ... well she'd certainly not accept a 60 percent cut thats for sure.
"Viva watch your language ... I think ... we have guests" Noah said, keeping the bravado without pause. He hadn't a clue what Viva said, but assumed it was unpleasant. The situation was going from bad to worse when Loire walked right into an ambush, it didn't help Noah from a bartering standpoint either, he'd just given Naomi another captive to play with.
Loire let out a surprised yelp when he was caught entirely off guard by Taggart, it didn't help that he had no military training whatsoever. EVen if he'd seen it coming, he'd have been powerless, he couldn't have been more out of place amidst the crew if he tried. Noah's gaze zipped straight toward the doctor, if anyone was going to fuck this up, it had to be Loire, surely, or so Noah suspected. He was a civvie, he wasn't really part of the crew, he'd plead and tell Naomi whatever she wanted ot hear and land them all in it. Noah suddenly regretted not killing Loire those few days ago, it could have dug him out of a hole right now.
Loire didn't know what Naomi was talking about but he could tell she was dangerous and he was in no position to fight back, nor was Noah or Viva, and Valko was still high as a kite in the med bay. As bad as things were back on Noveria, this was actually a great deal worse.
"He's not with us." Noah said stiffly, if he'd actually felt anything for Loire, he'd have been hurt by the betrayed look the doctor gave him. He silently cursed himself for being so convincing, he actually had the doctor in the palm of his hand but he was of no use now.
"He's supposed to be a hostage, no one could replace Val, he's not here to stay, he's not part of the crew."
Loire couldn't argue on that ... he had been their hostage, but damn ... just moments ago Noah had said- ... He'd said so many things, it was a rather cruel betrayal. "I-I can't fight, I don't know how, I'm just a civilian I swear." Loire's voice didn't falter, but it was evident he was afraid. He raised his hands up, yielding to Naomi and her thugs, as if he could do any harm anyway.
"You heard him, he's not a threat and he's no use to you anyway," Noah was running out of ideas, any sudden move and anyones head could be blasted off and the only person who could patch them up was currently trapped in Naomi's clutches with a pistol pointed at him.
"Please, let me go." Loire pleaded, his scalp stinging where Naomi tugged his hair, he didn't dare move a muscle against her.
"Do we have a deal or not? 60/40 is a fair cut, stop messing around Naomi" Noah said, unfortunately, negotiation and patience were certainly not two of his strong points and he knew the longer they lingered, the more chances Naomi had to discover Val wasn't dead and once she figured out he'd lied ... well she'd certainly not accept a 60 percent cut thats for sure.
I mean the Hammer wars where everyone gets a hammer.
THIS IDEA. I LOVE IT!!! ANOOOTHHERR
I now inexplicably want @DrewVonAwesome or @Spud to start the Hammer wars
I'm down for hammer wars but yknow Tarene will yield as soon as Thor demands the hammer so it wouldn't be very exciting. It would last all of five minutes.
Girls, you all are beautiful.
Ooh,Ded knows how this game works!! Fellas, pay attention xD it could save yer lives.
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~KL~
Sthor approves
Woman better NOT be trying to take Thor's hammer!
Come at me Bro!!! >:3
For realz tho I dunno if she's still worthy. I'm gonna flip a coin, if thor shows up and gets the hammer back they could totally pull some cool team moves like Vision and Thor in AoU. Jus sayin'. Tarene wouldn't fight him for the hammer tho like Sthor in the comics because she's like
"Thor Odinson, you is mah king so have yur hammer back. Love ya Bro!!! Sorry I almost destroyed your friends while on a murderous rampage to kill your half brother"
You are forgiven now pooooost xD yaaaaaaaay
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