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7 yrs ago
Current Not just depression ... I have SEVERE DEPRESSION! :D :D :D
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7 yrs ago
That feel when its ur birthday but u have no friends to do birthday things with and last year ur family forgot it was ur birthday ... wew huuraaayyy
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7 yrs ago
Threw my back out today ... and I'm not even old ... wtf
7 yrs ago
Wtf shit phone don't triple post while I'm venting!!! XD I should have studied IT
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7 yrs ago
I'm not crying. My face normally leaks like this. Seriously, this isn't crying, pfft.
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My claim to fame is starting the "dicks in clocks" discussion on the status bar ... and shitposting in general.

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@DrewVonAwesome was a jooooke. Also awww, look at Steve beating up his future new BFF who becomes the third wheel when Bucky returns.

And now Stark has two Captain America's to try and annoy


#GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend ... now Bucky has competition x'D who will win Sam or Buck?

Hehehehehehe

I do want to have iron man get to Steve and Sam so Steve would think that Tony was Howard Stark, his grandfather and Tony would have to play along to make sure Sam wouldn't get hurt.

"Howard! How did you get here, and what happened to your beard?"

"I... uh... Just felt like shaving it?"




Bucky is Fury-hunting, so before I work on my post, can anyone warn me if Fury is somewhere off limits/impossible or if Bucky spying on him would get in the way of anyones posts. I'm going to read the IC again to refresh on whats up but I wanna be sure I don't interfere with anyones posts if ya'll have plans with him.

I'm planning on causing some Bucky-related chaos anyhow (Maybe rough Hydra super assassins have a standoff and Bucky doesnt' care about civilian casualties when he tries take the rogue agents down), to try lure out Fury if he can't find him (maybe catch Cap's attention too).
Captured - Gambit is captured, and brainwashed by H.Y.D.R.A. They make him believe he was on their side instead of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s. He gains his originally memories back thought at one point, but for at that time. He's forced to be a villain.

On The Run - After regaining his memories, he's on the run from H.Y.D.R.A. and S.H.I.E.L.D. since they don't know he was brainwashed and H.Y.D.R.A. wants him back. He has no where to go, and no where to hide.
@Dedonus


Bucky and Gambit chill over beers in H.Y.D.R.A HQ

Bucky: Who the hell is Bucky?
Gambit: I dunno, Hail Hydra
Bucky: Too right buddy!
*toasts with their cheap beers*

x'D heh
So um ... I got a job ... Yeah ...

Woo. I shoud be able to keep up with this RP since its pretty slow paced, will let you guys know if I get too tied up to post for a while but should be able to manage!
FOrgive me friends ... I just realised I forgot to post Bucky to the CS thread after he got accepted!!!

He is now safely nestled in the CS thread ^w^ it only took me 287146836409856708 attempts because the guild kept crashing and being a dickbutt in general!


Player Name: Spuderific Spudinator!
Character You Wish To Play: James Buchanan Barnes
Alias: The Winter Soldier
Moral Alignment (Hero, Villain, Walking the Line): Villain
Affiliation (what group/team/organization, if any, is your character affiliated with?): Hydra
Character Origin & Backstory:
Bucky Barnes, born James Buchanan Banana-Bread Barnes, was a post-war baby boom child. Barnes lost his parents at a young age, much like his childhood friend Steve Rodgers.

In his youth, Barnes aspired to be a war hero, like all those brave soldiers who'd fought in the first world war who looked so spiffy on the recruitment posters. As things began to go south with Hitlers rise to power, trouble in Russia and Europe in general, Barne's enlisted and completed his basic training.

During WW2 Barnes found himself rising through the ranks and becoming a Seargant, he was deployed on missions in Europe. While fighting in Europe, Barnes and his team were declared MIA presumed dead, at this time, Steven Rodgers underwent his transformation into Captain America, with the super soldier serum pumping through him, and the support of Howard Stark and Peggy Carter, Steve was able to infiltrate Nazi Germany and rescue Barnes from Swiss Hydra scientist, Armin Zola. What no one knew at that time was that Zola had been conducting experiments on the soldier, pushing his body to the brink. Why Barnes in particular was suggested remained a mystery, but somehow he had the strength and the will to survive the experiments long enough for Rodgers, recently transformed by the Super soldier serum, to rescue him. The former prisoner of war recovered to join Steve again to bring an end to the war but that final mission drastically and irrevocably changed Barnes' life forever.

During what would be their final mission together, Rodgers escaped and crashed into the ocean where he was frozen in ice for several decades until he was located and thawed out. Barnes, who was declared KIA along with Rodgers was never found.

In the decades that followed the end of the war, reports began to emerge of an elusive assassin. A ghost story named the Winter Soldier. That ghost was Bucky Barnes.

After his presumed death, Barnes was recovered, reconstructed and eventually indoctrinated by Department X, a covert branch of the Russian KGB, to use for all their dirty work as part of their Super Soldier program.

To keep the Winter Soldier under control, he was brainwashed and repeatedly tortured to ensure his complete submission to his masters. When he showed signs of returning memories or non-compliance, he was "wiped clean" and reset. When not carrying out missions, the Winter Soldier is kept on ice in cryo-sleep to prevent him collecting too much knowledge of the world around him and potentially betraying his masters.

((Since no one is playing Black Widow I figured its okay to put in some Red Room shit, lemme know if thats not cool and I'll scratch it out))
The success of the Winter Soldier, a ruthless, efficient assassin who carried out tasks effectively and without question or complications, spawned other operations within Department X, namely, the Red Room Academy which created super spy assassins such as Black Widow. The Winter Soldier was responsible for demonstrating combat and testing some (but not all) of the young Black Widows who were recruited in the program and later responsible for "dispatching" the failures.

Outside of the Red Room Academy, The Winter Soldier expanded his list of assassinations. Several high profile names were added to his list of successful hits spanning across decades. After the dissolution of the KGB, Department X lost the Winter Soldier who fell back into Hydra hands once more. He fell under Baron Strucker's control.

The Winter Soldier is back again but this time he's after a new high profile target.
Nicholas. J. Fury.

Season 1 Summary:Summary of what your character did in season 1 (not applicable to new players) Bucky was probably in cryo-sleep, whatevs.

Powers and Abilities (What can your character do? What can't they do?):
Bionic Arm: After losing his left arm, Bucky now has a metal super-powered prosthesis grafted to his soldier. The arm has enhanced strength and reaction/response times. The arm is also capable of emitting EMP and electrical discharges. One weakness of this bionic arm is that it can be temporarily KO'd by electrical shocks.

Master of Martial Arts: Bucky has extensive training in various kinds of hand-to-hand combat.

Marks-man Extrodinare: During WW2, Barnes was a proficient sniper. He's skilled with using multiple firearms and has deadly aim.

Super Assassin: He's skilled in espionage, he can hide in plain sight and conceal himself easily to prevent detection.

Multi-lingual: Bucky can speak several languages including Russian, English, French and Japanese and a few more.

Sample Story Arcs:
Story Arc 1: (Remembering Bucky Barnes): After being out of the freezer longer than usual, Winter Soldier's memories begin to return and he goes rogue during his mission to assassinate Nick Fury.

Story Arc 2: (Trial): Bucky breaks his programming and remembers things. Living on the run from the authorities and from Hydra, Bucky tries to evade SHIELD capture and also tries to evade Hydra recapture, for fear he'll be indoctrinated once again. Bucky, if captured, will have to face punishment for his actions or a return to his life of crime but just how much does he actually remember?

Story Arc 3: (Ready to Comply): Bucky is totally under control ... however, someone steals Bucky's "code words" and steals the master assassin for his/her/their own ulterior motives.

Story Arc 4: (End of Winter): Bucky wasn't the only Winter Soldier created by the KGB ... the supposedly "decommissioned" Wolf Spider operation which followed the Winter Soldier programme was not unsuccessful and a series of super assassins were created using similar tortures as those inflicted on Bucky, however, the Wolf Spiders have gone rogue and escaped. Hydra has sent Bucky on a mission to assassinate his would-be spy-brothers before SHIELD or anyone else can take advantage of their mistakes.
@Spud orrrr they could make a current gay character on screen?

Tbh with DCs Rebirth and Marvels ANAD I would say that while Marvel have the movie game... they don't appear to have the comic game.


Oh yeah, totally, theres plenty of LGBT chars in the comics, but this whole Stucky thing ... c'mon x'D
I wish there were asexual characters though ... I mean Im not too fussy about it because sexuality isn't the be-all-and-end-all but an asexual hero or villain would really appeal to me.

I wonder how Suicide Squad will fare ... Marvel really is the powerhouse when it comes to movies though, at least right now anyway, they're totally slaying it these days, I don't think Suicide Squad will knock Marvel off its perch even if its really really good because Marvel is all over the cinematic stuff right now!

ALSO POSTED!!!

Bucky has landed and Tarene might be escaping ... or maybe not ;)

EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone is using Strucker for anything, but if he's busy, just say so and I'll find some random Hydra dude to give Bucky his mission instead and edit my post!!!


Underground Hydra Base
Somewhere in Eastern Europe;
Exact Time Unknown;


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The Winter Soldier suppressed an agonising scream as an excruciating wave of pain rippled through his skull. It felt as if a cold metal hand was reaching inside his skull and pulling the memories right out of him leaving a hollow shell in the places where fond thoughts had once been. He wasn't even sure what he was beginning to remember before the thoughts were ripped out again and suddenly he was blank again.

"Soldat?"

« готовы соблюдать »

« Ready to comply »


"Good"

The voice was familiar, a memory, one that had been planted in his brain that was safe from the erasure. No matter how many memories they pulled out of him, compliance was always stuck there. Obedience. Utter devotion to his master.
"I have a mission for you Winter Soldier" Strucker explained
"Tell me" Bucky said, eyes locked forward, dead inside.
"You will be flying to the United States, New York City. There, you will find and neutralise your target."
"Who?"
"Director of S.H.I.E.L.D, a Mr Nicholas J Fury. Eliminate him by any means necessary. Tear apart the entire city if you must." Strucker instructed.
"Done." he agreed without hesitation.
"Good. Let him go." Strucker turned on his heels cavalierly, brushing a spec of dust from the lapel of his expensive suit, underground secret bunkers weren't exactly luxurious places to hang out, but they kept SHIELD agents and other undesirables out which was never a bad thing.

The restraints on the chair, thick metal shackles, hissed as they split apart and slid back into the arms of the uncomfortable cold chair. The Winter Soldier rose from the chair as a variety of nameless, faceless Hydra agents scurried around him like rats. One handing him his shirt, another a backpack with a fake identity, cash, and a side arm in it, others carrying out whatever tasks they were designated with.
"When you land in New York you will get into a car which will take you to a safe-house with one of my colleagues, there. You will arm yourself and begin your mission then immediately return to base. Understood." Strucker wasn't asking, it was a command.
The Winter Soldier nodded and made his way toward the garage where he'd find his escort to the airport. With SHIELD eyes everywhere, it would be much more inconspicuous to send the man who would assassinate Nick Fury on a commercial flight from Russia rather than a private Hydra plane. SHIELD had eyes everywhere and hiding in plain sight was one of the Winter Soldiers talents after all.

Terminal 9;
Moscow International Airport, Russia;
3 A.M. Russian Time


The Winter Soldier waited, watching the people around him, listening to them, snippets of conversations floating in and out. Some spoke English, tourists or foreign diplomats and businessmen, there were a lot more Russian speakers, there was another group speaking in hushed tones in Cantonese. Holidayers, businessmen on trips, families and old retired couples, there was a particularly rowdy gaggle of girls coming or going from a hen party trip, otherwise the assemblage of people in the 9th Terminal of Moscow International seemed utterly normal. All groups were having their own little exchanges, blissfully unaware of the dangerous assassin in their midst. Barnes was aware that any of them, at any second, could be assigned as his next target.

"I sure hope nothing weird happens this weekend"
one suited man said to another.
The second man finished wiping his glasses with a tissue and began his reply, "It was a freak incident ... you saw the news reports, the cops will be on high alert all over the city now that the cleanup operation is under way, it's probably never been safer. You worry too much."
"Yeah, well you'd be worried too if a huge green monster came a-knockin on your door or that giant woman with a hammer broke into your house and tore it apart like she did at Stark Tower."
"Freak incidents Lewis. The military or something flew in and arrested that crazy chick and that green guy hasn't been seen or heard of ever since, it was probably a publicity stunt and next week there will be movie trailers for some big green thing movie, marketing departments will do anything to make a sell. All those weird events and the giant snakes and Parringtons mansion, they were all staged, I'm tellin' ya!"

"Yeah, well seems like a pretty risky publicity stunt to me, someone coulda got hurt for real, and that means real lawsuits."
"You're paranoid, yknow that."

Bucky made a mental note to watch out for Green Giants, mega-snakes and Hammer Women, they could be unexpected complications he could encounter on this mission, though they sounded utterly ridiculous, it never hurt to store pieces of information away when and where he could. It was good to know what he was getting himself into. He scanned the dossier in his bag, a picture of Fury, he memorised the face, he wouldn't miss this target, he never missed a target. Maps and hideouts, escape routes all were listed in the reports he flipped through. Somehow the maze of streets seemed almost familiar, he just knew he way around after a quick glance. The layout of the city was planned and methodical though, it made perfect sense to put a highway here and a hospital there and a shopping complex over there. He ignored the "familiarity" of the city, it was all in his head, he'd never been to New York before. All he knew was the basement hideout in Russia, everything else was wiped clean.

The lady at the desk smiled and asked for his ticket and passport. Barnes handed the forged document over and she glanced at it, back to his face, and waved him forward, wishing him an enjoyable trip.
"Have an enjoyable trip Mr Volkov" she smiled.

He took his seat and waited. He knew someone could be waiting for him, to kill him, on this very plane, anywhere. He wasn't frightened, he had concealed a sidearm under his hoodie and his arm was a weapon in itself, even if it was hidden beneath a flimsy cotton hoodie. His body was a weapon and he wasn't threatened by the middle-aged man struggling with a sudoku beside him. His undercover clothes felt off when he was accustomed to his tactical combat gear, but he ignored the minor discrepancy and planned his attack.

He'd reach American soil at roughly 5 A.M. It would be dark, but by the time he armed himself at the safe house and then tracked down Fury, it could be closer to 7 A.M. and it would begin to get brighter in the morning. He would have to act fast, or wait for night to fall again. He could attack during the daylight hours, but assassinations were always quicker, cleaner and easier under cover of darkness. He decided he'd tail Fury while he could, learn his habits, learn when to strike. Then, as soon as night crept in the following evening, he'd launch his attack. If he could get close enough, a knife in the back or a quick snap of the neck would suffice, but if Fury had an entourage of guards, he'd pick him off from a distance. It would be a quick easy kill, same as any other.

"You from New York kid?" the passenger asked.
"No."
"First time visiting?"

The rest of the conversation died in the passengers mouth when he found himself on the receiving end of a particularly scathing disinterested glare. The Winter Soldier didn't care much for idle small talk when he was on a mission.

JFK International Airport;
New York City, East Coast of the United States;
5.10 A.M. New York Time


The plane touched down and The Winter Soldier passed through the security check with ease, Hydra tech concealed his bionic arm from detection and in his civvie clothes he looked generally unremarkable. The way he walked and moved melted from soldier to civilian, even his gait was inconspicuous and he melted into the crowd of people, keeping his eyes peeled for his pickup. A hand gripped his right forearm, Barnes remained stoically still then he heard the words "Hail Hydra" whispered by his ear, low enough that they'd not be overheard, but loud enough for Barnes keen hearing to pick up despite all the chatter and noise surrounding them. The Hydra agent nodded toward a black van vehicle parked on the kerb, windows blacked out. Even without the informant waiting for him, Bucky would likely have picked out that car anyway.

There was two men sitting in the back, the informer who whispered to him melted back into the crowd and vanished as Bucky got in. The driver in the front started up the car and veered into the steady stream of traffic.
"Do you have a location on the target?" Barnes asked.
"Still looking sir, but Hydra has eyes everywhere, we will find him"
Barnes leaned back in his chair and waited, the safe house wasn't far and he'd shortly be able to change into his proper attire and arm himself adequately.


New York Harbour;
New York;
Present Day, 5.30 a.m.;


Dwight was upset to be up at such a dreadfully early hour ... but Tarene had followed his instructions on using a cellphone to a T and he had no choice but to meet her at the harbour ... she hadn't specified where abouts on the harbour, and the harbour was huge, as Dwight blundered around various warehouses and containers he was beginning to think it had been a stupid idea to agree to come out here at all.

Tarene was sitting atop a tower of stacked cargo containers, she had a great vantage point and spotted Dwight immediately, there was a handful of dock workers loping about from one place to another, but Dwight stuck out like a sore thumb, blundering blindly with no clear direction or destination. Tarene jumped down and landed steadily in front on him, he jumped out of his skin as she rose back up to her full height. A jump from that high would have shattered a regular humans thigh bones, but she was utterly unscathed.

Dwight stared at her, bewildered, his heart hammering in his chest from shock. Being up at such an ungodly hour hadn't helped his nerves, but he knew better than to say no to an Asgardian Goddess ... Suddenly it didn't seem like such a stupid idea coming out here at all, ignoring a vengeful God was far stupider.

"What are you doing?!" Dwight hissed, growing impatient with Tarene's madness and in a moment of lapsed judgement, simply splurting out his anger.
"I'm leaving" she answered.
"You can't just leave, you have no where to go" Dwight countered, though he wasn't sure why he was trying to stop this. Tarene was a wanted criminal, a demi God and unbelievably strong, not to mention unpredictable. He knew better than to associate with her since she'd broken out of SHIELD custody and gone on the run.
"And what have I here?" she asked rhetorically, nothing. "I am wanted by the SHIELD and this place is not my home, my home has been destroyed. It is best for me to leave, find somewhere quiet where I cannot cause any more harm. Loki is a liar ... I do not believe he has truly reconciled himself, but I lost my way when I tried to apprehend him. I have harmed and even killed innocents so I must leave."
Mjolnir has abandoned me ... I cannot feel Her ... I cannot hear Her. It must be true ... I must be unworthy.

Tarene couldn't admit it to Dwight, so escaping custody seemed like a good excuse to leave. In truth, she ached from all her losses ... Mjolnir was all she'd had left of Asgard and now that too had been stripped away from her. She wanted to go far away ... find a new purpose perhaps. Most of all, she wanted to be away from New York, it had too many memories, all too fresh ... plus she wasn't the most inconspicuous and hiding from SHIELD agents and NYPD was growing difficult.

"Alright then" Dwight replied evenly, at least, as evenly as he could muster, his voice shook a little.
"Where will you go?"
She shrugged, she didn't know, she didn't know the first thing about Midgardian geography, but that didn't tend to bother her anyway.
"Wherever the next ship takes me." she pointed out to a huge hauler that was loading up.

They looked at eachother awkwardly for a moment, Dwight rocking slightly on his heels with his hands in his pockets. He yelped in surprise when Tarene pulled him into a slightly-too-tight-hug and then let him go.
"Stay safe Dwight ... Perhaps we will meet again ... hopefully on better terms" she lay a hand heavily on his shoulder then turned toward the hauling ship.
<Snipped quote by Spud>

Crap....*goes to check CS*

Edit: Bucky/Winter Soldier is approved.

Is there anyone else whose character sheet I accidentally overlooked?


Ded forgot my Bucky Bear...


x'D HAHAHA oh man ... hope you guys can tolerate all of my amnesiac/whos Bucky puns ... I'm sorry in advanced, I will just write them all down and put them in a jar from now on.

Did you know political correctness has gone to the point that GLAAD or w/e it is called is petitioning for Bucky and Cap to have an actual on screen homosexual relationship.

While I have nothing against gays, this is just freaking stupid.

But yeah guys some of us read actual comiiics. I don't read Cap stuff but I do read other comics so carefuls I be pissed if something be spoiled.

I do think it's an unbelievably stupid way to try to make the character somewhat new.


Theres already a wealth of fan created Stucky stuff and their relationship on screen clearly isn't sexual or romantic, they're bros, really awesome bros. I think it would be really cool if they became housemates/roommates for a while because it would be hilarious and I don't want Bucky to be lonely (plus he needs someone to make sure he doesn't flip his crazy switch and go all Hydra-mode ...).

Maybe Marvel could sate the rabid fangirl hunger for Stucky by making a short comic series that explores that pairing, a once-off sort of thing. Stucky doesn't fit the MCU, but maybe some alt-reality or stand-alone story in the comics or a book/novellas.

Its a waste of resources for orgs like GLAAD to kick up a fuss over a fictional character ... Ummmm ... Why not try stamp out discrimination rather than nag for gay characters in a fictional universe... Making characters the "token gay" or making the chars sexuality SO crucial to their character means its probably a shit character :/

I'd rather Bucky be a bad ass assassin who happens to be gay as opposed to Bucky being a gay assassin who happens to be a bad ass ...

More gay characters is great, but ... shoehorning them in will only be detrimental for the character especially if the characters sexuality is basically their selling point.

@Natty Civil War II is just them trying to cash in on new audiences who watch the MCU.

I disagree with putting Cap gay on-screen. They've done nothing to suggest he could be that in the MCU to date."Oh but him and Bucky are so in looove." No, I think it's more of a case that his best friend (practically brother) turned out to be alive, when almost everyone else he knew was dead, and brainwashed by the evil organization he hates more than anything. I don't understand why with the acceptance of the LGBT community (Which I have nothing against) it needs shoehorned into everything, it's political correctness gone mad.

It's like when movies (mentioning no names) try to pander to a specific audience by shooting half of their movie in their native country for no real reason.


I agree with this pretty much wholeheartedly. Cap and Bucky is a poor choice at this point, but Marvel can totally explore other options. They're working on Iron Fist now, Finn Jones has practice playing gay in GoT so if they wanted a gay Danny Rand, they're working on a blank canvas since this is the first series of Iron Fist on netflix. Black Panther could be gay (not likely since Lupita Nyong'o is probably being cast to be his romantic interest), Civil War didn't set up any particularly straight or gay romances for him, so he's a blank canvas. Scarlet Witch could be lesbian, but her and Vision is obviously a brilliant pairing so its best we not go there x'D. Falcon could be gay, since he doesn't have any serious relationships in Captain America at all to rule out the possibility.

People just want Stucky because its Steve and Bucky which is a stupid reason ... More gay would be great, but you notice its Stucky thats getting all the press, why aren't people saying Falcon or Black Panther should get together? Or that Scarlet Witch and Black Widow should start up a lesbian romance? This is clearly about Stucky and not about LGBT issues, which means they're making a fuss for all the wrong reasons.

I'LL WORK ON TARENE AND BUCKY POST NOW!!!
Hey @angel vicky and @chaotic chao where the heck are you two?

Also @spud how do you want the battle plan to start going down?


I'm waiting for Bucky to be accepted before posting Tarene and Bucky IC ^^"

My battle plan is as follows ... "Show up, wreck shit up, drink milk, have a nap"

x'D
<Snipped quote by Spud>

Finally saw Civil War so now it has been a good week and i now get the references XD


What references? I left my brain behind a bush in the wilderness so I forget things ... xD
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