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7 yrs ago
Current Not just depression ... I have SEVERE DEPRESSION! :D :D :D
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7 yrs ago
That feel when its ur birthday but u have no friends to do birthday things with and last year ur family forgot it was ur birthday ... wew huuraaayyy
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7 yrs ago
Threw my back out today ... and I'm not even old ... wtf
7 yrs ago
Wtf shit phone don't triple post while I'm venting!!! XD I should have studied IT
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7 yrs ago
I'm not crying. My face normally leaks like this. Seriously, this isn't crying, pfft.
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My claim to fame is starting the "dicks in clocks" discussion on the status bar ... and shitposting in general.

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@Natty: Heck, I don't even think changing subforum would really affect the expected post quality. It would just get rid of the "scary" word "Advanced" that so many High-Casuals are so afraid of.

There was one other thing I wanted to say, but I cannot quite remember it.

Edit: Now I remember. I in no way see this game as a failure. Considering that is has lasted for almost 2 years (it will/would hit that in December) and how I believe it was the second or third largest roleplay in Advanced behind only Create-A-Hero RPG (which will be going on 3 years around the same time), I feel it was quite successful. And the reason I believe it did so well (as well as why Create-A-Hero is also doing well) is that it has a core group of dedicated players that keeps the game running. In this day and age, people's attention span has grown smaller and smaller. I just want to thank everyone one of you for being dedicated players. You all are why I consider this game successful, even if we need a reboot.


I entirely agree with this!! This RP is one the most gripping (no actually, its THE most gripping) group RP I've been in in quite some time. A lot of group RP's die before they even take off which is why I primarily go for 1x1's they tend to have higher commitment rates. This RP has great standards in terms of the length, quality and style of the posts produced and the story is great too.
Where's everyone going D: uwahhhhh

Come back MIA folks!!! Maybe everyones packing up for school/uni etc or on a last-minute summer holiday ...
Sounds intriguing ... I'll keep an eye on this.


S.H.I.E.L.D was wary this time ... Tarene had evaded S.H.I.E.L.D custody once already, and she'd managed to slip off the radar, albeit briefly. Even without the mythical hammer, Mjolnir, which S.H.I.E.L.D knew Thor (the original Thor) now possessed, they were positive she was still a threat. It was impossible to quantify the strength, the power, contained in Mjolnir, and no one was quite sure how strong Tarene was without it. One thing was certain though, no one wanted to risk fighting toe-to-toe with the fallen Goddess.

With Thor's word, S.H.I.E.L.D's agents were allowed to relax somewhat, they knew Thor had the hammer and that he could overpower Tarene. They knew she'd sworn an oath, they just had to trust she'd keep it, not many believed that yet but so far, she hadn't crushed any skulls despite being escorted to a reinforced containment facility.

Coulson had ensured she was made comfortable of course, and that her wishes (if they were reasonable enough) were granted. She ate better than she had in months. She had no money when she came to Midgard, and Dwight had ordered takeout for her countless times, but Asgardian appetites were ermm... HUGE. She ate heartily for the first time in months. Her "cell" wasn't really much of a cell, since she'd come willingly, they'd spared her a bare cage and instead given her a roomy space with modest but sturdy furnishings. It was more akin to a small studio or college dorm-room rather than a prisoners cell. Still, she was largely confined to her cell, allowed the occasional respite of being escorted by a troupe of guards from one place or another to stretch her legs from time to time.

She took to studying and learning about Midgard, though she was a dreadfully impatient student and terrified some of the agents who tried to explain the internet to her (although not intentionally terrifying them). Dwight was allowed to visit and he seemed to think S.H.I.E.L.D's cell was the best place for her until she was ready to intergrate into modern Midgardian society, she had to learn the basics otherwise she'd only get into more trouble again.

She'd just about managed to navigate the Skype app on her iPhone (though a great deal of it still mystified her) and rang Dwight.
"Tarene! Hi, why are you calling at this hour?!" Dwight yawned, struggling to straighten his glasses and rub sleep out of his eyes.
"I DID IT!" she declared with a hearty laugh. "I have made the I phone connect to your You phone."
Dwight let out an exhausted sigh and wondered if it was worth explaining that all iphones were ... iphones. "They're both iPhones Tarene." he sighed, already regretting beginning to correct her.
"But this is the phone of I, Tarene, and I have used it to call your phone, that of You, Dwight. Thine phone is not mine phone" she seemed cheery at figuring out how to use at least one function which was great progress at least.
"Ah, I have a question. Why do the birds war with the pigs? I do not understand this."
"What?" Dwight was thoroughly befuddled at this question which was exceptionally unusual even for Tarene.
"On iPhone there is birds filled with a fury I cannot understand and they launch themselves at pigs, but the root of this war I cannot understand."
Dwight couldn't help but laugh, "Angry Birds is a game Tarene, it is fun."
"There is little joy to be found in war Dwight, you dare call war a game?!" she sounded slightly offended, though it was muddled with confusion, Dwight knew she was not angry at him, but concerned about this "war".
"Don't worry Tarene, the birds and pigs aren't real ... its like ... um ... It's like a sparring match, it is a "practice war" but it isn't real. Listen, its really late, I'm glad youre learning to use your iphone, but you should probably get some sleep."
As Dwight complained about the ungodly hour and the trivialities of Angry Birds, a shimmering, rippling mist coalesced in Tarene's cell. Immediately her gaze and her thoughts were pulled toward the glittering translucent shape as it gradually curled and unfurled to form a familiar figure.
"By the Gods-." Tarene gasped, the phone dropped from her hands as she stared at an enemy she'd not battled for quite a long, long time.

"Tarene. It's been quite a long time." the figure smirked.

"Tara-? Tara. Are you there?" the line went dead and Dwight was cut off.

"I did not expect to find you here on Midgard ... nor did I expect to see you in a cell. You were such a fierce little thing back on Asgard, now you're locked away like a petty thief."
"Enchantress. What brings you here?" Tarene bristled.
"It seems you've forgotten yourself, I'm flattered you remember me" Amora smiled, "I think the real question is what are you doing here? The Tarene I knew could easily free herself from this prison, not sit here playing with human trinkets" Amora gestured at the iphone.
"This is where I belong, it is the wish of my King, until I am ready to serve him elsewhere" Tarene insisted. She was only here until she was safe enough to be released to the rural house in Montana.
"Your King imprisons you like a traitor. Tell me, why is it, you are locked away in here and his brother Loki is free to roam where he pleases? Should the God of Lies not be here in your stead?" Amora smiled smuggly, watching the expression on Tarene's face shift as she agonised over thoughts Amora was stirring up in her head.
"This is where I belong, and were that not the case, I have lost Mjolnir. I have lost my power."
"You had power before you had that hammer, and you can have power again, I can give it to you." Amora's hands shifted and shimmered, a solid golden warhammer appeared in her grasp. "I think it's time we worked together, you and I."
Tarene felt Amora's allure grip her, pull at the fringes of her mind and she tried to resist. "Thor would never agree to such a partnership, I cannot fight with you, for you, beside you, Enchantress. You have betrayed friend and foe alike. I do not trust you."
"This isn't about trust dear Tarene, but necessity. The Thor you saw before you in Wales is not the Thor of Asgard, tell me you sensed it. You who knew him so well and cared for him so dearly. He is not the same Thor he was on Asgard, this one is blighted, corrupt and the real Thor needs saving. I know, we have been rivals in the past, you and I, but despite my treachery, I have always greatly revered Thor. The Thor we knew would never ally himself with a snake like Loki, there is no one else who can save him but you and I."

The Enchantress's form began to quiver and vanish.
"Enchantress wait-" Tarene reached out for the glittering figure but it was too late and she vanished again as a S.H.I.E.L.D agent replaced her, a taze-gun at the ready as the door swung open.
"Tarene is everything alright? The scanners went haywire, what happened down here?" he asked.
"Everything is quite fine, I am unharmed, rest easy agent, I mean you no harm." she insisted.

Hesitant, the agent turned away and the door clicked shut behind him. The Enchantress didn't return, but Tarene had a feeling she hadn't seen the last of her just yet ...

@Sep@Spud@The Kid Lantern@Natty@FacePunch@Gowi

So, what is everyone's progress at the moment?


I just spent 4hrs in the salon getting my hair stripped/bleached and it still came out the wrong colour :^) ... Gimmie a couple days to rip out all my hair in frustration and I'll be back on form.

Oh just a heads up, I'm moving country 17th of next month and back in college 19th so its pretty hectic from then.

I'll try whip up a post soon, I was going to wait for Stark and Rodgers first ^__^ since Bucky's stolen Stark's jet and Steve is wondering what happened to Buck (though they are preoccupied with AIM at the moment so I doubt they'll think about anything other than the current problemo at hand for a couple more posts). I was going to let that arc progress a little more before doing more with my Bucky but I can go ahead and work on something now if you'd like! He's just going to Siberia for a spell to go Spider hunting.

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I posted, I will do a Bucky post another time though so hope Tarene being shifty is grand for now!!
Poof! Posted ^__^ thought I'd give Cap-Steve some time to settle in before crossing paths with the Winter Soldier so Bucky is going to fight some other super soldiers, possibly sustain some electrical-shock damage which will trigger flashbacks/memories, then he'll go under ice again (maybe ... maybe not) and go after Fury!!



The trip back to the States was considerably faster via plane ... the ship had taken aaaagggeeeessss. It was also considerably more comfortable, since she wasn't hiding in a cargo hold, she was travelling as a proper passenger. THe technology of this realm still greatly eluded her ... she'd only arrived relatively recently afterall and there were no planes on Vanaheim. Asgard had once had flying crafts though, but they were tremendously different to Midgardian airborne vehicles.

Finally, after roughly 7 hours, Tarene was back in New York. Thor had suggested she go to his home in a remote area in Montana ... there she could rest, allow herself to get comfortable and cause minimal damage, however S.H.I.E.L.D quickly scuppered those plans when they discovered she had been located and apprehended. Instead of exiling herself to Montana and keeping in contact with Thor, she was interned into one of S.H.I.E.L.D's specially designed containment facilities. Calling it a "cell" was a tad overzealous though. Yes, she was confined, but her chambers were generously sized and the S.H.I.E.L.D agents had promised to try make her as comfortable as possible since she'd allowed them to take her in with a great deal of willingness. There were no promises about when she would be released, but the general consensus seemed to be that she'd get to Montana once she was no longer deemed a threat, or at least, a threat that S.H.I.E.L.D could keep a lid on.

The agents were rather afraid of her, but, since Thor was taking responsibility for her, they seemed to relax just a little. When she asked for someone to find Dwight for her and allow him to visit her, they agreed, they also agreed to teach her how to use a phone, Dwight would like that and since she was sitting cooped up here for a while, she had nothing better to do than to try and improve herself. She hoped this internment wouldn't last long, she wasn't exactly the most patient ... She also hoped Thor wouldn't leave her to waste away down here, he could visit from time to time and update her on the world outside, then again, he was still her king, it wasn't her place to make demands of him. She was relieved that she was well fed here at least. She'd been in worse situations before, even though she was unofficially a prisoner of S.H.I.E.L.D for goodness knows how much longer.

Sif's sword was taken from her, and she still didn't have her reliable old golden hammer ... Perhaps Dwight had been able to track it down, she had told him about it and he'd begun researching all the big Norse ancient historical sites and museums that housed ancient artefacts. If he dug it up, she was hopeful S.H.I.E.L.D or Thor might help her reclaim her hammer (without breaking and entering and causing grievous bodily harm to scientists and night-security guards).



The Winter Soldier was prowling New York. Assessing escape routes, secret tunnels, back alleys and public transit networks. He worked methodically and precisely. It wasn't often he had a chance to properly map out large chunks of his hunting ground when he was sent on a mission ... Most of the time he was injected into the general area his target was scheduled to appear and then pulled out as soon as he made a hit, leaving the Winter Soldier out of cryo for too long had undesirable side-effects. This mission was top priority though, to make sure he didn't lapse out of his conditioned state, his handlers kept a close eye on him and mainained regular radio contact. A back-up team was on stand-by, should the worst happen, but so far, the Winter Soldier was thoroughly dedicated to his goal, all traces of Bucky Barnes and his best friend Steve, were gone.

"Soldat. Report." the radio earpiece crackled to life, a brusque Russian barked the order.
"I got a visual on the target. Mapping out the area for escape routes. I have read the dossier, I will not let the target escape."
"Good. Make the hit quickly, we need you to return to base Soldat."
"Understood."

Bucky levelled his sniper rifle and watched Fury's movements through the scope of his M4A1, his finger toyed with the trigger but didn't apply enough pressure to fire the shot. He studied Fury's mouth, lip-reading, he caught snatches of the discussion from his huge distance away from the target.
"Rodgers ... back from the dead ... the Captain America ... 1945 ... The ice ... he's with Wilson and Stark ... AIM agents ..."

Bucky felt a strange searing pain lance through his skull Captain America. It was the same pain he endured when he was "wiped clean", his memory scrubbed out like a bloodstain by his handlers. He knew the codewords. The magic combination of words that made him scream and spasm in pain, the words that made him compliant if he ever dared to run away or defy his handlers. He knew that Captain America wasn't one of those words, and he knew that he hadn't heard it, he'd lip-read it, and yet, it had hurt him.

He decided to do something he knew he probably shouldn't ... He had to get close to Fury. He needed to get answers first.

Then. He would kill him.

He leapt over the edge of the apartment building. Air sailed past him for several floors before he shifted his body as he flew down toward the concrete pavement below, swinging in to land on the fire-escape stairwell. The fall would have been fatal, but the Winter Soldier saved himself the embarrassment of splattering on the concrete below. He finished the rest of the drop in a shorter, non-fatal jump from the 3rd floor fire-stairwell down to the street.

He no longer had a visual on Fury, down on street level, but he had an aerial view of the city mapped out in his head. Fury had only a handful of places he could go in the time it took from Bucky to close the gap between them. He'd sweep the surrounding area and close the net on Fury, narrowing down his search area quickly. Then he'd get in close and strike. Quick, concise ... he wouldn't allow things to get messy.

"Captain America ... Captain America ..." while the Winter Soldier planned out attacks and escape routes, he felt the name swim around his skull in the background. "Was he a target? ... Was he a target I missed? Is that why my head ached when I saw Fury say that name? Is he my punishment?"

"Soldat. Report."
"I need to get closer to the target, too many witnesses. Mission could become compromised."
"Do not waste time Soldat-" the handlers attention was drawn away from the mission at hand for a moment and Bucky could hear chaos and alarms erupting on the other end of the radio. "What do you mean they've escaped? Well shut it down. Take the helicopters and shoot them down." The handler drew his attention back to the Winter Soldier.
"Soldat, there has been a change in situation. The Wolf Spider units have escaped and we are compromised. Abort Operation now, you have been reassigned, take down the Wolf Spiders now."

The Captain America questions had to wait ... Now there were 10 deadly super-soldiers on the loose with unknown motives. Bucky had to eliminate the Wolf Spiders which meant he had to move fast. There was a military base nearby, the National Airport and a certain technological tower which belonged to a renowned young businessman ... Stark tower was the closest, Bucky opted to head to the helipad on Stark towers roof, he had to admit he would have been mildly impressed by the security (and the tech) if his thoughts weren't focused on the mission ahead. Info from Siberia was relayed on to him, he knew the Wolf Spiders, their strengths, weaknesses, their training, to an extent, he even knew how their minds worked, their training had been modelled on his own training after all. He analysed their movements from the reports relayed to him, the movements seemed random and chaotic to most, but Bucky could anticipate their next move, he knew the method to their madness.

Breaking into one of Stark's jets was a piece of cake, then again, Stark probably never anticipated a Soviet Super-Assassin would make it through his security and get close enough to hijack a jet. Regardless, he fired up the engines and took off, soaring over the New York skyline and out over the Atlantic.
@DrewVonAwesome Is it okay if Bucky steals a helicopter from Stark Tower? If not, is it okay if he steals one from SHIELD HQ ^^; I'm nearly finished my post and he needs a helicopter and I thought it would be fun(nier) if he stole it from SHIELD or the Avengers or something, if thats not cool though he can raid a military base or the National Airport or something!!!
Will try get a post up later tonight :) Sorry I've been out of action for so long!!! Bucky's search continues, Tarene tries to stop screwing up and fighting with the good guys x'D
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