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7 yrs ago
Current Not just depression ... I have SEVERE DEPRESSION! :D :D :D
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7 yrs ago
That feel when its ur birthday but u have no friends to do birthday things with and last year ur family forgot it was ur birthday ... wew huuraaayyy
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7 yrs ago
Threw my back out today ... and I'm not even old ... wtf
7 yrs ago
Wtf shit phone don't triple post while I'm venting!!! XD I should have studied IT
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7 yrs ago
I'm not crying. My face normally leaks like this. Seriously, this isn't crying, pfft.
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My claim to fame is starting the "dicks in clocks" discussion on the status bar ... and shitposting in general.

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"That was too close dammit!" Karpov cursed in Russian to some of his Soviet henchmen. "I don't know what the heck RedSkull is playing at letting that cursed woman stay alive this long. We could have lost the Asset, does no one have any idea how much the Asset is worth, how much he knows?"
Karpov sank down into his seat and drank a stiff shot of vodka, good strong stuff.
HYDRA may be working for a similar goal, but Karpov knew that RedSkull wasn't a Soviet, if push came to shove, Karpov knew he, and the Winter Soldier, would be thrown under the bus. They had a similar goal of course, but Karpov had more to lose, Red Skull was calling the shots, not him. If he didn't obey, Hydra would make his life hell, so he'd have to acquiesce until he could make a contingency plan and seize power of his own. There would be no more room for errors now, Karpov had to protect himself, he had to protect the Winter Soldier, to an extent. The Soldier seen and heard things, Soviet secrets, Karpov could never allow them to fall into the wrong hands. The Winter Soldier had to be kept on his tight leash, or exterminated and Karpov intended to keep him alive for the time being but he wouldn't forget that the Winter Soldier was expendable.

Finally, the agents, a handful of hand-picked Soviets and some of RedSkull's own Hydra operatives, returned with the Winter Soldier. Another psych evaluation took place, Karpov remained present. The Asset was still under control.

"Quite the standoff huh!" One of the operative joked to the other in a separate debriefing room.
"The Soviets are convinced there's no one stronger than their Winter Soldier, but they don't make them like a good ol' American soldiers. Even if she's a chick, Captain America is a tough bitch. I thought we might have been in trouble there."
The other operative shook his head, "American or not, shes a girl with a special frisbee, Hydra has an assassin with 70 years under his belt and an indestructible arm, I wasn't scared"
A third agent chimed in, "Don't trust the Soviets ... they're working with us now, but they have their own agenda, don't trust the Asset to watch your back all the time, we might find ourselves in a situation where we need to shoot him in the back"
"Don't let Karpov hear you say that. Whatever he's doing, he's working with Red Skull now and Red Skull told us we're working with him. We can't mess with Karpov's toys, let him play with his toy soldier and keep your head down."
Karpov's two personal guards left Karpov with the Winter Soldier and entered the room with the America Hydra agents, they quickly shut up when the Russian soldiers cold steely gaze fell on them. They spoke quietly and briefly in Russian amongst themselves and the room was filled with a tense aura.

<<"Soldat. You failed to eliminate a target">>
The Winter Soldier remained silent during his interrogation at the hands of Karpov.
<<"Worse still, you attracted the attention of St- ... Of The American">> Karpov was careful not to accidentally trigger some of Bucky's memories and untangle the Winter Soldier's rewired thoughts.
<<"You give me no choice Soldat.">>

Karpov was ruthless, but the Winter Soldier silently endured punishment after punishment. The shocks, the punches and beatings. His elevated healing factor would ensure that wounds healed quickly enough, but he was black and blue and bloodied beneath his combat armour next time he was in the field.

The Hydra agents kept quiet but eyed the Winter Soldier with a mixture of scorn, terror and what could almost be described as pity. The Russian agents that usually flanked Karpov dragged him, half-naked and beaten black and blue. As scary as Red Skull was, Karpov was ruthless in his own ways. Karpov emerged moments later and let his steely eyes linger on the Hydra goons for a moment.
"Learn from the Assets mistake." he warned.

Despite the agony of taking a ruthless beating without resisting, even though he could easily have snapped Karpov's neck ... The Winter Soldier knew their was worse to come. Cryo was horrible ... but the memory wipe that succeeded it was pain beyond pain. Even when he didn't have memories to rip away, they pulled his brain to pieces and shoved a gun in his hand. The headaches were unbearable but he couldn't complain, he couldn't resist. He had orders.

Right now, his order was to wait. To be a toy locked away in Karpov's toybox until he wanted to play with his broken puppet again.
Aw Jaysus, awful busy in here! Someone pull the blinds and hope the Gardai don't notice a thing about the time!

<Snipped quote by BrokenPromise>

Vodka and poitín are a very different kettle of fish now! Although it is made from potatoes, it can be a lot stronger than vodka just depending on where you get it! If you get it from some farmers or amateur brewers, it's gonna be strong - like blow the head clean off ya strong!

@Spud

Are you still serving, Spud or have you already taken last orders a while ago?


I was asleep xD and considering its always 5oclock SOMEWHERE we're open all hours! The gardai will be grand sure, we can open up a chipper next door and give em a spice bag and they won't mind us open late at all sure. So there's no last orders just "when's the next rounds?"

Poitin is basically Irish potato moonshine xD because eating spuds isn't Irish enough you have to drink and bathe in potato essence as well

Hark! I can already hear my remaining eagles, Liberty and Washington, cawing in joy. Thank you, dear potato friends. Hopefully this 'Gardai' shall let me keep at least one, and perhaps turn a cheek as I sneak in a drink or two. ;) Time to get into the Irish spirit!


Theyre sound lads!
@Spud oh I know. I went to Ireland when I was really little and my parents took me to some school to check it out(do you know how weird it is being black and Irish at a school that's just Irish? It's like being the only caramel in a sea of white chocolate) At that time my Irish wasn't good I only knew a couple words like luch and brocalaí. (I was like 8) EVERYONE laughed at me because I didn't know what they were saying. All of my memories came rushing back. *Triggered*

Welp! Time to put on my uniform! :D


Ah, a Gaelscoil :D I went to a Deis School haha. Thats fascinating :D there are no Gaelscoils near me but its really great to see those kinds of schools promoting the native language :D I always miss the bi-lingual signs when I go North of the border :(
Sorry people laughed at you D:

I've totally forgotten all the Irish I knew aside from that tbh xD and "Aon focail dó focail trí focail eile!" hahahaha

This ad is how much Irish the average person knows here!
youtube.com/watch?v=DTNBmFveq2U

For context, Ciúnas bothar cailín bainne (the bit at the end) means "Quiet road milk girl" ... the lad is just sayin' utter bollax because aside from Gaeltacht areas, no one has a clue how to speak Irish x'D
@Spud WOW...just wow.... "An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas a mhuinteoir" don't think I don't know what that means!


It is an integral part of the Irish language, without it you WILL NOT get by. It is the core, heart of Irish vocabulary ... not one student in the entire country will /not/ know this phrase, hell it even crosses borders, I've come across it in the Ulster dialect of Irish too!

Well, slap on your paddy cap and your sexy stockings (puhlease, theres no way we aren't having sexy bar wenches in this classy establishment!!!) LETS GET TO WORK!!!
@BrokenPromise I agree with them! I wanna work here too!

Put on your frilly green dress, learn the magic words and lets go lads!!!

I'm really disappointed that in this lucid nightmare I'm having that I can't get myself to fly. Can I have some whiskey instead?


You can my friend, first round is on me since we just opened, but next time I'll be putting it on your tab!
I heard the word Irish pub and I came running.

Don't run man, we're open late, take your time and stroll on in! Here have a seat and rest your legs!

Ugh... "another" hang out thread? Did we really need this?
YES WE DO!

I'm a little disappointed in the lack of spinning bar stools, but meh, the atmosphere is so good I don't think i'll miss them. Seriously, it feels like St. patty's in here, and that's still five months away.

About me? Uh, I don't think there's a whole lot to say about me actually. I am an american, I guess that's worth mentioning. However, I'm here for pleasure, not to escape. I mean I can appreciate the romance people see in the idea, it's just not for me.

And since we have so many potatoes in here, why don't we ferment them and make some... Vodka? *wink*

Also, where are the Irish beer maidens? Are you hiring? what sort of credentials do you need?


We can order in spinning barstools friend, I will see about uploading some floor plans at some stage, and we can even vote a jukebox song list (or would you rather a seisún band for a real authentic feel?) If we're REEEEALLY good, we might be able to get Kristian Nairn to DJ for us sometime! Are there any other requests?

Also, its Paddy's day hun ;) but we'll give you a pass on that one since you're new to the bar.

You're very welcome here in our cheeky little pub, whatever th occasion, whatever the reason, whenever the time ;) As for Potato beer, we have that BECAUSE IRELAND!!! It is poitín, and its feckin schtrong schtuff so it tiz!


I am the resident Irish beer maiden, unless you guys think I'm too manly, I for one think I look quite fetching in a short sparkly green dress, ever since I moved to the city I walk everywhere and have thighs that could deflect bullets!!! Ehhh, we can take on another beer maiden I guess, but first you have to learn the sacred oath that every single Irish person learns in school ... are you ready ... say it with me...

"An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas a mhuinteoir"
Here's a handy hint, "Aan vwill kad agum dull go dee aan leh-heh-rus a voon-tore", it'll get ya out of a pickle!!!
I have been torn away from my land of FREEDOM and forced to travel with my meager supply of twelve guns. My rations of quarter pounders are running low, and I've been forced to eat one of my bald eagles for sustenance. The only thing keeping me going is humming the 'Star-Spangled Banner' while I cry into my Stars and Stripes pillow. I plead with you, people of whiskey and 'taters, to give refuge to a poor spirit on her last straw of luck.

My heart bleeds for your plight Fusby, please, pull up a chair you're very welcome here. Dya like cabbage? I'll get Mary to get you some colcannon, and we've still some brack leftover from Halloween, sit by the fire a mo and we'll get ya a feed!!! You'll have to talk to the gardai about the guns though friend, the laws here are a bit stricter! How many bald eagles have you got left? They love nature here, sure the eagles will fit right in and start tweeting with Cork accents I'm sure!!!

Some fisherman took my bacon toothpaste in exchange to take me to Ireland and all I have left now is my hamburger phone and a camera with potato quality.

Can I use my potato quality camera for a real potato?

A camera, even of potato quality, does not provide the same sustenance of a good Irish spud. Come in, come in and we'll give you a complementary gift basket of floury spuds!!!

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

Thats incredible offensive. Get out.

Jk, that actually happened. We have pizza now though so the potato famine won't be as lethal if it ever happens again!
@Spud
Can that first post get anymore Irish? :P

Also annoying the Gardai is good craic! A little bit of drink at 17 never harmed a soul!


Ah yeah, sure a wee sup at 17 never harmed a soul, but there's to be no knacker drinkin in here now!! And leave the tractor parked if ya have a pint, no drinking and driving now.

@Gowi your first pint is on me! What'll it be? Baileys a Guinness? A sup of poitin if you're feeling hardy!
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