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    1. stardust 8 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current ...well then have a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES
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Just a humble born Canadian, who has been roleplaying and writing for over 15 years, looking to scratch the creative itch and write glorious sci-fi stories of war and peace!

Not much more to say here, really. I suppose I could fill it in with all sorts of info, but who really reads these?

Most Recent Posts

Granted, but as the thread must go on, the genie denies your wish.

I wish for a big corner desk in my office, that doesn't break or otherwise collapse.
@IntPenDespSwordNICE. I award you ten points!

Granted; however, freedom of will soon quickly overtakes humanity's metamind and the end result is anarchy and pandemonium as mankind destroys itself. Good job.

I wish I wasn't Batman.

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Granted; your cereal now no longer gets soggy when left in milk. The downside? You have a put a bowl of rocks covered in milk. And rocks are hard on your teeth...

I wish I could even the odds.
Granted; however, your third leg is so big that it essentially... a third leg. And it does not fit in your pants. And is functionally useless for anything except pissing and standing.

I wish I could even.
NOW WE ARE GETTING SOMEWHERE :D
Granted. However, you get struck by lightning.

I wish I knew what I was doing.
AW DAMN.

Wish granted; suddenly with nothing to do, you realize your life is empty and you have wasted it on utter nonsense in online forums.

I wish my work was more intellectually stimulating and fulfilling than it actually is.
I don't think I'm funny. I KNOW I AM. But looks aren't everything.

Don't worry, I'll belittle myself so you don't have to.

There once was a hockey stick that could rule the world.
I'm looking! They're just all... in progress. I tried starting one, and have ideas for others, but... no takers. :(

Banned for being on a roleplay forum?
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