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>>create {mage}{ice}{Kernel}
>>log in
>>scout immedate surroundings

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. The entire situation is forcefully removed from your memory. You go mad trying to recall just why nothing's there, and what should be.

I wish everyone was the figurative meaning of cool.

Game: "Useless" superpowers

Now this is a tricky one. Surely once I can get down the specifics, I can get to proving it to people. Then using it on people. Will it prove/disprove the otherwise unfalsifiable hypothesis of souls? Who knows. But I will. Also possibly get into philosophy.

The power to, with five seconds of concentration, give a single atom one more proton and one more electron.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. Now everyone that would take care of them has a kitten, and enough money to keep it. A lot of people, however, aren't so good at keeping money, and soon both them and their cat are starving.

Also allergies. Lots of allergies.

I wish a lot of bicycles appeared, but didn't harm anyone on their arrival or as a result of it.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. If there was one, you'd totally be really rad and break through the cubical object belonging to some writer that would be holding you down and eating you. Congrats!

I wish for things to happen that don't turn out bad.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. Besides you, the desert is barren and lifeless. Your flower pollinates nothing, you bear no fruit.

Also you die shortly after from dehydration.

I wish for the easily togglable superpower of selective telepathy.

Game: "Useless" superpowers

Aside from EHEHE PRANKS, that means I always carry some electrical charge. Sure, I might not be able to do more than charge my phone or something, but still, it ain't nothing.

The power to predict all the times an article about fungi is published in the science journal Nature, but nothing else about them.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. To get it to you fast enough, it is pressed with peel. Hope you like pulp.

I wish for all the superpowers in the thread '"Useless" superpowers' on this forum.

Game: "Useless" superpowers

Ok so first I just carefully remove my sense of taste, and it'll be for nothing as I get seriously sick from all the other things besides nutrients in the dirt. Hm. Well, there is always the last resort, giving my body for research. Maybe they'll figure something useful out.

The power to always intuitively know when someone's birthday is just by seeing their face.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, you have a little quadcopter shouting inspirobot.me-quotes at you all day.

I wish I knew relevant information.