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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Granted. You're hugged by a humanoid porcupine.

I wish for subversion to be subverted.
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Granted. A dictatorial leadership is put in place and is incapable of being overthrown.

I wish for great artistic skill.
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Granted...but you have to work really hard for it...like anyone else.

I wish I was telepathic.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Lemons
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Granted, but then you realize that everyone hates you.

Even the bronies.

I wish I was a famous author.
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Granted, but you're famous for your works in lewd My Littl Pony fanfics. The entire world hates you, and cringes at your names mention. But you are at least famous!

I wish to be sparkly.
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Granted, you turn into a star.

I wish to win the lottery.
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Granted, but as is the tradition of Waking Ned Devine, you die of excitement shortly after this financial triumph.

I wish.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by AngelofOctober
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You explode. You broke contract and upon not completing the wish you wished so hard you actually explode.

I w-i-s-h to be taken somewhere safe, peaceful, non violent, non death, non brony populated, and that gets me a good outcome
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Leaves
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Granted, you are teleported back to your mom's uterus waiting to be born again.

I wish for knowledge.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by AngelofOctober
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[that's hell too]

Granted you recreate the scene in the Crystal Skull as you gain knowledge you couldn't possibly understand. You melt to death

I wish for an adorable bandaid
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Hidden 7 yrs ago → 7 yrs ago Post by Briza
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Granted. Unfortunately, the bandaid is used and diseased ridden.

I wish to be a big cactus with a pink flower on me, which would be my offering of love to the desert, and the desert so dry and lonely that the creatures all appreciate the effort.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by IntPenDespSword
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Granted. Besides you, the desert is barren and lifeless. Your flower pollinates nothing, you bear no fruit.

Also you die shortly after from dehydration.

I wish for the easily togglable superpower of selective telepathy.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Granted, however once you read someone else's thoughts you can no longer read your own...so unless your victim thinks to turn off a superpower they don't have then you can only experience their thoughts and lose your own identity. (still easy to toggle...just unlikely)

I wish for the immediate, irreversible heat death of the universe.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Leaves
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Granted, but you have 99 lives.

I wish for a penny.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Lemons
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Granted. You swallow it because it somehow got into your food, and you have to get your stomach pumped.

I wish I could run super fast.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Granted. You never wished for super reflexes, and so you speedily slam into walls without the ability to turn fast enough. It cannot turn off.

I wish for North Korea's nukes to fall into an abandoned pit in the ocean with no life before reaching their destination in the US.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Granted, it turns out that the threat of nukes was all that was stopping China invading north Korea. It takes over and then, after disputing borders, south Korea and the US get into a war with China who have much better nukes.

I wish some people weren't so narrow minded.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Lemons
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Granted. But now their minds are so open that taboo becomes an entirely lost concept. Incest, bestiality, and various other horrifying things proliferate across the world.

I wish my computer didn't need WiFi for the internet.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Granted. It has built-in infrared, which could work if you stick the router about 3 inches away from the computer.

I wish some people weren't so open-minded.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Lemons
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Granted; now they basically just hate everything. Just eeeeverything.

I wish for the person after me to wish.
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