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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by IntPenDespSword
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Wh-what? Yay, I revolutionize transportation. Unless there's some strict limitation to my teleportation which, frankly, you could have specified if so.

The power to emit a blinding, 2000 degree laser to which only your eyes are immune to the temperature of.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by JaceBeleren
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Threaten some powerful government that you'll set it off outside one of their most important buildings (for America, this might be the White House, The Pentagon, etc.) unless they pay you a lot of money. For double points, ask another country for the money so you have America (or wherever) pressuring them to do it as well, rather than resolve it through other methods.

The power to be astonishingly attractive whenever no one can see you.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Woo hoo! I now know that, whatever anyone else thinks, I can have confidence that I have a good side ^^ now no one will be able to get me down.

The power to transform moon dust into any object of the same mass...only no one is going to the moon at the moment :(
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@FreeElkThere is no range on it, so I simply wait until I can see it, point at the moon, and terraform it. Now there are plenty of reasons to go.

Your stomach can extract nutrients from dirt and feces, enough for you to survive on.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by IntPenDespSword
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Ok so first I just carefully remove my sense of taste, and it'll be for nothing as I get seriously sick from all the other things besides nutrients in the dirt. Hm. Well, there is always the last resort, giving my body for research. Maybe they'll figure something useful out.

The power to always intuitively know when someone's birthday is just by seeing their face.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Well...I do always forget people's birthdays, this sounds useful already ^^ I'll go around pretending to be psychic and predict a person's birthday.

The power to fall over in a forest without making a sound...as long as no one is there to hear it.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Sanctus Spooki
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Make a fortune off the ability to definitively answer the age old question. Make even more money off the numerous debates as to whether you count as an observer yourself. Culminate in cutting off your own ears to silence the naysayers. Live on forever in the memories of society within a obscure history book recording bizarre occurrences during the era of useless superpowers.

The ability to annul eternal marriages enforced by magical wish fairies.

I think I've figured out how to escape this trap :D

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@Sanctus Spooki This means fairies are real and I have some leverage over it.

Be able to recognise any song you have heard before
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by TheUnknowable
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@luna558youtube.com/watch?v=N59iCNSBIcE
Convince a station to bring back "Name that Tune", and rake in the money. Also, I can become a music snob.

You can plant seeds in your skin and grow plants, with them feeding on you for nutrients.
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@TheUnknowable Save the environment by eating profusely and personally protecting endangered species of plants.

You can make yourself not exist for a single millisecond and it takes an hour for the power to recharge
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Murder everybody. I kill a load of people, then not exist, wiping away all evidence of my existence and pop back with a clean slate. Rinse and repeat.

You have the power to levitate but only by 2 plank lengths off the ground
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Sanctus Spooki
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Amaze scientists with your less than humanly possible powers of repulsion, potentially tricking them into reinterpreting the laws of physics as we know it if they are actually able to measure it.

The power to always carry a static charge capable of minor shocks.

(I just realized how long it's been since I did this to someone)
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by IntPenDespSword
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Aside from EHEHE PRANKS, that means I always carry some electrical charge. Sure, I might not be able to do more than charge my phone or something, but still, it ain't nothing.

The power to predict all the times an article about fungi is published in the science journal Nature, but nothing else about them.
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Get rich by pretending I'm a psychic and guessing random BS but guessing the next fungi article to give myself some credibility again

The power to see your own death, but not when or how it happened. And only your death.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by TheUnknowable
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Expert stunt man. Just plan a stunt, look at your future, and if it will kill you (you know the when and how already), replan it. Sure I might break a lot of bones, but "That which doesn't kill me makes me stronger." right?

The power to know if a TV show will be good or not just by hearing its name.
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Are you kidding me? Do you know how many bad shows I'd be able to instantly pass on if I had that kind of power? Thanks!

Anything you touch turns into an exact copy of the thing you just touched.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by IntPenDespSword
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Now this is a tricky one. Surely once I can get down the specifics, I can get to proving it to people. Then using it on people. Will it prove/disprove the otherwise unfalsifiable hypothesis of souls? Who knows. But I will. Also possibly get into philosophy.

The power to, with five seconds of concentration, give a single atom one more proton and one more electron.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by TheUnknowable
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@IntPenDespSwordOrganic-driven atomic transmutation? Even as a proof of concept, it's worth millions just letting them reverse engineer it for making Plutonium.

your urine glows as bright as a firefly.
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Hell, pee in some mason jars and put some scented flowers in them. Now you can sell glow in the dark jars for profit.

You have the power to see the eclipse during daytime without special glasses.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by TwelveOf8
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You'll be able to witness the glory of the eclipse without weeping uncontrollably. That's about it.

The power to grow your eyelashes to extreme lengths through will alone.
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