Game: "Useless" superpowers

[Witch Cat]

Haha! Now I am longer a prey to click bait! Oh and also I just look at the thumbnail of every crash course video and pass like 50 colleges just by doing that. I will be the ultimate smarty pants!

The power to know when a product is going to appeal to you or not just by looking at a promo pic

[IntPenDespSword]

Haha! Now I am longer a prey to click bait! Oh and also I just look at the thumbnail of every crash course video and pass like 50 colleges just by doing that. I will be the ultimate smarty pants!

@Witch Cat

D'you know what a YTP is, son?

The power to know when a product is going to appeal to you or not just by looking at a promo pic

@Witch Cat

I'm gonna make it big as a tester in marketing, I'm sure.

The power to have appropriate elevator- or mall music play when you are in either an elevator or a mall.

[Witch Cat]

Be hired as sound design for any scene taking place in an elevator or mall

The power to telepathically speak to a random camel anywhere in the world

[Foster]

Be hired by America's CIA, for reasons of national security.

Power to give anyone you shake hands with a stupid sex face grin. No off-switch.

[PrinceAlexus]

The power to able to fly at mach 10 and be superman whilst riding a living dodo...

Oh wait...

[IntPenDespSword]

Power to give anyone you shake hands with a stupid sex face grin. No off-switch.

@Foster

I will be the most successful president candidate, the only one who can stay serious.

The power to able to fly at mach 10 and be superman whilst riding a living dodo...

@PrinceAlexus

Genetics have come a long way, chumpal. One day. If my skin doesn't tear off the second I lift off.

The power to cover any roughly horizontal surface in the stuff egg whites are made of.

[ArenaSnow]

Flood antarctica in great white and convince the world I will destroy every continent unless they leave billions of dollars at the center of the south pole.

The power to eat nails and not choke. No effect on what happens after they go down your throat.

[luna558]

good for slow death.

you can type really fast but only on tumblr

[Sanctus Spooki]

Expand my empire to dominate Tumblr as well as RPG.

You can write giant letters in the sky, but only my praises.

[luna558]

MAYBE YOU WOULD FINALLY LOVE ME

the ability to pick people to slightly dislike you

[Sanctus Spooki]

Well... I suppose being the slightly disliked Lord of Spam would be better than the despicable Lord of Spam.

you have the ability to heat objects to slightly below body temperature.

[luna558]

you could cook a lot of things

the ability to not sleep for two weeks but then you must sleep for two weeks but during this time you still need food and water

[Sanctus Spooki]

Use your powers to conquer a small pacific island under a pseudo-methamphetamine symptoms. IV fluids are your best friend.

The ability to pop your eyeballs out of their sockets

[luna558]

you would get a shit ton of money,some how

THE ABILITY TO LET GO OF PETTY ONLINE FIGHTS

[Sanctus Spooki]

Use it to transcend the internet trolls and usher in a new period of enlightenment.

The ability to accept a unavoidable defeat

[luna558]

maybe you should take that one.

Ability to keep a stripper job

[ArenaSnow]

Sustainable lifelong income.

Ability to pick your nose with your big toenails.

[Witch Cat]

Be hired in the circus

To power to instantly give yourself an orgasm

[gorgenmast]

I will never fap again.

The ability to transmute gold into its weight in Milk Duds.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Gold devalues to dirt, and you become investigated by federal trade authorities by devaluing the price of gold and crashing the market. Libertarians everywhere also hate you.

Teleport.