Starfall

Divinity Vs Dazsos!

@Dazsos

I'm more of a sass and sarcasm kinda debater. Also no, I'm happy on the sidelines.

Divinity Vs Dazsos!

If you're going to react you might as well overreact.

Divinity Vs Dazsos!

. . . Carry on.

Divinity Vs Dazsos!

Skimmed this thread, did I really see someone bring up ISIS?

::EDIT:: Note I haven't been following this debate close enough to have an opinion. I just thought it was funny.

Everyone who wants to battle can come here

Gosh if only there was some tournament where all these gunslingers could line up to shoot one another.

The World of War: Central Hub/Main Thread/Chen's Tavern

My Space Pirate is currently helping the sentient dinosaur people of Planet Terror stave off an invasion of eldritch spiders.

The Multiverse has been good to me.

Dark god Darko welcomes challangers

Go look up what a "slip" in boxing is, a word I described Pater's action with. Okay, crushed that point.

"I don't need to describe my actions." Squished.

I said what I meant and meant what I said. If you can't comprehend what wild swings are and your first instinct is to redefine them as a left clothesline, then well... Honestly, you reasoning has me baffled.

"My opponent doesn't need to know what I'm doing to respond." Trampled.

Perhaps I'm just not used to someone that can somehow play a character with autoblocking powers whose only technique consists of swinging a blunt object really hard, and yet still consider them self sane after dissing an opponent that was actually trying to be creative.

"But please put effort into playing with me." Crushed.

Well you sure showed me. I guess that's the end of this conversation.

Dark god Darko welcomes challangers

With that Satori was gone.

A moment she appeared within the dark confines of the Shin-Ra APC, steam wafting from her body and her once dashing outfit marred by burns and tears. Crusty black goop clung to her face where she had been splattered with gore. The Verdissian Warhammer was pleasantly quiet at her side but the distant rumble of thunder could be heard echoing from within. Without so much as a word she shoved her way past Gever and rifled through the mini-fridge, grabbing a classy wine bottle filled to the brim with dark red fluid, then drained it down her throat. It was sticky and warm despite the freezing temperature and it took a full minute for her to lap it up, the blood burned pleasantly through her system but would provide her with the material she needed to heal.

In time.

“It’s done; he won’t be coming, ever. Even if the beast survived I doubt he’ll want to tussle with Shin-Ra again. You deal with the next one; I’m going to take a nap.” Satori said with a grunt before sliding onto the bend and rolling onto her side, wings closing in around her upper body to provide some measure of defense against the dim military lights, and in her slumber would dream of the Time Warp.

Dark god Darko welcomes challangers

Whoops dub post. But while I'm at it I'd like to point out that providing a set of actions that your character could do is fucking stupid. This isn't a choose your own adventure book. If that's how a roleplay works we'd be better off holding a debate, it'd waste less time and get to the point a lot quicker.

In fact there's a fighting style exactly like that. It's called Hero Style. It's the worst and I'm the champion, because I am also the worst.

Think about it.

Dark god Darko welcomes challangers

Hold onto your dookie, it's about to get spooky.

So how about that? She totally misinterpreted it and somehow managed to toss in a cheesy attempt at playing my character for me. At no point did the Magna Pater even come remotely close to clotheslining her, least of all with its left wing. What I did was offer up a potential move that the monster seemed likely to do as it neared, which it actually did do in the next post.

perhaps with a fusillade of terrible, reaping swings.

Before I get started I'd like to point out that was my tenth post out of sixteen. Could I have been more forthcoming with questions? Yes. Had you been acting like an asshole for the other nine posts? Double yes. Was I rolling with your bullshit to try and facilitate a decent roleplay? Double dog yes.

That said this example is funny because I actually discussed it with Nega before I posted and that was largely because you provided so few details I wasn't entirely sure how to respond. So before this you dodged my attack by charging forward and to the right. This already constitutes an etiquette issue because you are indirectly stating that your character is so fast you can actually charge into my line of fire and still have time to dodge, effectively making Satori look like a retard.

But okay rolling with it.

At this point there is less than fifteen feet distance between them, I didn't mention the exact numbers but in my previous post Satori was approaching and I never mentioned her stopping. The Pater is nine feet long and described as impossibly fast meaning that distance is nothing to him, just laying down would have covered two thirds of the space, which is also exactly why Satori was approaching slowly and not charging. When you came in with your swings you did not mention getting back in line with Satori(who was firing straight ahead) and actually went so far as to mention getting past her to attack Eubeal. So were you just assuming I would get out of the way, a bold assumption considering Satori's widely publicized relentless advance strategy, or did you just think you would be able to steam roll her? Both etiquette issues.

Okay, rolling with it, you probably meant he was passing her by right?

After that you don't really describe anything about these swings. I get that they're wild and uncontrolled, or at least they were meant to appear that way, but as a roleplayer if I am to react to you properly I need absolutes. When you don't provide those to me I make them for myself and as you learned they don't always turn out in your favor. That said when I think reaping I think scythes and you don't collect with a scythe by swinging up and down, you reap with a side to side motion, which fits with him looking to pass her by. And if you are passing someone by and swinging from side to side it looks a lot like a clothesline.

Whoops, I guess, my bad. But you should know by now that if you don't include details then your opponent gets to do it for you.

That didn't matter anyways because you were actually going to fling snot at her head, which you forgot was defended, and then became its own can of worms. But that was a single set of actions in a single post of yours that was vague and dismissive at once. A very impressive feat to pull off considering how little you write on average. I could continue, I could sit here and build a case against you so absolutely destructive towards your roleplaying ability that the jury would likely swing in your favor out of pity, and I would enjoy it because it would be an act of justice. But I wont because well I just don't feel like it, because I put a lot of effort into rolling with your nonsense and now some part of me is holding out hope that you are actually just too dumb and/or drunk to realize how much of a turnoff the way you treat others is, so sit there and think about it.