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5 yrs ago
Current For all ya’ll trying to stir the shit pot tonight, I suggest you simply walk away from each other before trouble happens. I assure you that my banhammer is much bigger than your shit spoons.
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6 yrs ago
I love you 3,000. D:
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6 yrs ago
Some people in the status bar are itching for trouble. Check yourselves before I wreck yourselves. (Only warning I'm going to give to cool it.)
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6 yrs ago
I’m an adult. (Not late to the party - I just like to make an entrance. ) /disappoint
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6 yrs ago
Happy new year to everyone from here in NYC! :D
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In Oy Sherly 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
oh stewardess, I speak jive


You just speak nonsense. I know this to be true and factual because I say so.
@Sherlock Holmes

Ok.


Don't forget the bleach - that's the most important part. Bonus points if you rinse your eyes out with it, too.
I'm kind of on board with Hank's suggestion of eating everyone else. I don't need help or company; I need food.





Catori's refusal gave Castiel pause. He cocked his head at her curiously, as if he didn't understand her reaction right away, but it slowly sunk in and he tried to adjust his tactic.

"I'm not promoting a religion," he replied. "And I'm not strange. You're a hunter and I need hunters -- God requested specifically that I find some."

Cas shrugged, looking somewhat pathetic with the rain dripping off the end of his nose. It seemed fruitless to waste time trying to convince her of the situation at hand -- she wanted to go into the hotel anyway, just let her. She'd figure things out soon enough.

"Just... go inside. You'll see for yourself."

My pee has been smelling stronger lately. Am I gonna be okay?


Solution = eat asparagus, chase with two shots of bleach.
2 users and 18 guests -- that's the most people I've seen in Spam in a long time.

Fancy that.
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