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What if Spam was trapped on an island?

Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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You have about 30 days to get off the island, or settle it. There's 5 days worth of full meals from the boat you were on, and an unexplored forest which could have much more. You must determine who will be the leader, who will be in charge of scavenging, who will build, and who will map the island OR find a way to get help.

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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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Well, first and foremost lets get this out of the way.

Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Hank
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>eat everyone else
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Cyndyr
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Volunteering myself to explore the island.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Kratesis
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The communists will mismanage the shit out of it and we'll all die TBH.
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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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The capitalists will hoard all the food for themselves like greedy fucks, forcing everyone else to labor for them/buy it from them somehow which will either create a self destructive rebellion or a new social norm where master/slave is determined by who has the food.
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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Elgappa
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@ClocktowerEchos
>horde Food
>force labor
>creating new society or a self destructive rebellion
>Profit!

Cant see anything wrong with that! Free markets and capitalism will bring prosperity to our Island!
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by stark
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I'm kind of on board with Hank's suggestion of eating everyone else. I don't need help or company; I need food.
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I'm here to join the cannibal tribe.
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We were all dead the whole time and it's lame as fuck.
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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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The communists will mismanage the shit out of it and we'll all die TBH.


We've collectivized coconut gathering.
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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Dinh AaronMk
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The island is now a locked room mystery on an island.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Cpt Toellner
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Weaponize Hank.
Hidden 8 yrs ago → 8 yrs ago Post by aza
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I find someone or shit something that would make a black enough smoke and set the island on fire
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Cyndyr
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The communists will mismanage the shit out of it and we'll all die TBH.

The capitalists will hoard all the food for themselves like greedy fucks, forcing everyone else to labor for them/buy it from them somehow which will either create a self destructive rebellion or a new social norm where master/slave is determined by who has the food.

let's be real here
we'd all kill each other over political beliefs before we could even create a Spam Island
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let's be real here
we'd all kill each other over political beliefs before we could even create a Spam Island

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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Cyndyr
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Preparing to hang out with Spam posters


Fixed this for you.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Kratesis
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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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<Snipped quote by Kratesis>

Fixed this for you.


are they hanging themselves using some sort of counterweight system where one jumps and the other one goes down?
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