What if Spam was trapped on an island?

[BrobyDDark]

You have about 30 days to get off the island, or settle it. There's 5 days worth of full meals from the boat you were on, and an unexplored forest which could have much more. You must determine who will be the leader, who will be in charge of scavenging, who will build, and who will map the island OR find a way to get help.

Discuss.

[Vilageidiotx]

Well, first and foremost lets get this out of the way.

[Hank]

>eat everyone else

[Cyndyr]

Volunteering myself to explore the island.

[Kratesis]

The communists will mismanage the shit out of it and we'll all die TBH.

[ClocktowerEchos]

The capitalists will hoard all the food for themselves like greedy fucks, forcing everyone else to labor for them/buy it from them somehow which will either create a self destructive rebellion or a new social norm where master/slave is determined by who has the food.

[Elgappa]

@ClocktowerEchos
>horde Food
>force labor
>creating new society or a self destructive rebellion
>Profit!

Cant see anything wrong with that! Free markets and capitalism will bring prosperity to our Island!

[stark]

I'm kind of on board with Hank's suggestion of eating everyone else. I don't need help or company; I need food.

[Doivid]

I'm here to join the cannibal tribe.

[Lucian]

We were all dead the whole time and it's lame as fuck.

[Vilageidiotx]

The communists will mismanage the shit out of it and we'll all die TBH.

@Kratesis

We've collectivized coconut gathering.

[KnightShade]

[Dinh AaronMk]

The island is now a locked room mystery on an island.

[Cpt Toellner]

Weaponize Hank.

[aza]

I find someone or shit something that would make a black enough smoke and set the island on fire

[Cyndyr]

The communists will mismanage the shit out of it and we'll all die TBH.

@Kratesis

The capitalists will hoard all the food for themselves like greedy fucks, forcing everyone else to labor for them/buy it from them somehow which will either create a self destructive rebellion or a new social norm where master/slave is determined by who has the food.

@ClocktowerEchos

let's be real here
we'd all kill each other over political beliefs before we could even create a Spam Island

[Kratesis]

<Snipped quote by Kratesis>
<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>
let's be real here
we'd all kill each other over political beliefs before we could even create a Spam Island

@Cynder

Preparing to hang out with Group posters


Preparing to hang out with Spam posters

[Cyndyr]

Preparing to hang out with Spam posters

@Kratesis

Fixed this for you.

[Kratesis]

@Cynder

[Vilageidiotx]

<Snipped quote by Kratesis>

Fixed this for you.

@Cynder

are they hanging themselves using some sort of counterweight system where one jumps and the other one goes down?