What if Spam was trapped on an island?

[Dinh AaronMk]

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are they hanging themselves using some sort of counterweight system where one jumps and the other one goes down?

@Vilageidiotx

This is a Kung Pow tier idea, friend. I commend you for it.

[Elgappa]

Seems like our little Island will have a thriving market for ropes!

[Kratesis]

Seems like our little Island will have a thriving market for ropes!

@Elgappa

We can trade them to the communists for their coconuts.

[Cyndyr]

We can trade them to the communists for their coconuts.

@Kratesis

Or we can just take the coconuts. Everyone gets the same, right?

[Ruby]

What if Spam was trapped on an island?

tbh carpet bomb

<3

[Kratesis]

@Cynder Yeah but you know where that's gonna lead. First there's gonna be coconut rationing, then coconut lines, then coconut famine ;-P We'd be better off just making our own section of the island and making/growing things to trade for the coconuts.

[Doivid]

Man you are super salty about communism

[Kratesis]

Man you are super salty about communism

@Doivid

[Elgappa]

@Kratesis
>trade them to the communists
>trade
>to
>communists

Mate, the only thing we trade with the red menace are bullets! And coke, cars and other luxury shit for the red elite!

[Kratesis]

@Elgappa Do we arrive on the island with bullets freedom or do we have to fashion spears freedom sticks from bamboo and flint?

[Elgappa]

@Kratesis
Minor details! Beside, all we need to do is to trust into the power of the free market and capitalism!
What i want to say, lets get us some monkey babies and send them into the mines, before starting our own sweatshops to outproduce the communist bloc on our Island!

[Cyndyr]

Man you are super salty about communism

@Doivid

It's Spam. Everyone hates everyone who isn't them.

[Kratesis]

@Elgappa You know, I kinda think doing everything by hand on a remote island is just gonna be a sweatshop no matter what lol. But I watched an episode of Primitive Technology on youtube once so I'm sure we'll be fine.

[Kratesis]

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It's Spam. Everyone hates everyone who isn't them.

@Cynder

But we hate ironically and that makes it okay.

[Doivid]

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It's Spam. Everyone hates everyone who isn't them.

@Cynder

I mean this is general enough to apply to any social group.

[Doivid]

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@Kratesis

i don't get it, pls explain

[Kratesis]

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explain

@Doivid

[Vilageidiotx]

@Cynder Yeah but you know where that's gonna lead. First there's gonna be coconut rationing, then coconut lines, then coconut famine ;-P We'd be better off just making our own section of the island and making/growing things to trade for the coconuts.

@Kratesis

Sounds good until coconut financiers crash the coconut market and everyone loses their jobs making huts and lashing rafts.

[Kratesis]

@Vilageidiotx But a lucky few will make their fortune shorting coconut futures.

[Dinh AaronMk]

@Vilageidiotx But a lucky few will make their fortune shorting coconut futures.

@Kratesis

That is provided those who lost their coconuts in the crash do not march on and raid the coconut financiers and seize their coconuts. Since unlike money today coconuts are actually tangible and seizeable.

The illusion of the bourgeoisie is broken, and all that needs to go next is their necks!