stark

Talk about (almost) anything.

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it didn't work, we became myspace instead.

@Vilageidiotx

At least we're not Tumblr -- things would start getting weird real quick.

Talk about (almost) anything.

@Awson, don't worry, i give you permission to drink things other than bleach. Get one of those cheap juice bottles they sell in Mexican grocery stores.

@Vilageidiotx

To be honest, I'm less suspicious of the off-brand juices that they sell in the bodegas here than I am of the "health drinks" they sell at Whole Foods. (Man was not meant to drink a lawn with an avacado thrown in for good measure.)

Oy Sherly

Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?

@Dinh AaronMk

That depends -- do you like movies about gladiators?

You rent a shared apartment, and when you go in for the first time, the profile pic above is your new roomate

I'd be impressed by his obviously gentlemanly persona. A monocle and a top hat? That's classy AF.

Resignation

It's been a pleasure, Kangaroo. Thanks for all your help!