What the hell should we call you? Lina! Lina Inverse!
What....are you even? How dare you ask that?! If you don't think I'm an elegant lady by now you I'llSHOW you how elegant I am!
And where the heck are you from?I was born in a small village in the Kingdom of Zephilia. (Slayers)
How friggin' old are you anyway? H-hey! Just because I haven't hit my growth spurt yet doesn't mean you can assume I'm a child! I'm 18! 18!
You a lady or a dude or what..? What did I say earlier?! I'm an elegant lady! Mix it up again and the gods won't be able to save you!
So like...what are you like? I live to help and save everybody who needs help! Sure I might want a little bit of money from it . . . B-but, a girl has to live! How else am I supposed to eat and keep my energy up! I just can't survive without my my full course meals! It takes a lot of energy to be this strong! Would you believe that a village refused to pay me after I saved their village? . . . Sure, the village got a tiny bit destroyed, but what were they expecting! It was a dragon! Just because I destroy a village now and again doesn't mean I don't deserve any pay! Stealing from bandits only pays so much! So what if I'm a tough at negotiating! My parents are merchants, of course I am merciless! Its DNA! Don't look at me like that! I'll wipe that look right off of your face!
And what do you like? Hmmm, I am a fan of a nice expensive dinner. Eight full course meals at the most expensive restaurants really are the best. I'm a girl with fine taste, but can you really blame me? Isn't it every lady's dream to be wined and dined? I also enjoy crushing filthy bandits who think they're so tough! They don't expect anything from me, this cute exterior gets both the boys and the bandits, then bam! I hit them with a dragon slave, and they're all wiped out! . . . Oh, and I guess I also like the riches of the world, but really, what girl doesn't?
Anything else we should know about...? Maybe that I'm the strongest sorcerer in the world? I've saved the planet on multiple occasions! I'm more skilled with magic than any sorcerer who has ever lived! Ah! D-did somebody mention my b-big s-sister?! Please don't kill me! I take it back! I take it back! I'm the second strongest! Just please don't kill me! Ahem, now that we've got that cleared up. I would just like to talk about my public image and how false it is. I am not the savage "Bandit-Killer" everybody makes me out to me! I'm just an elegant lady who needs money to live! Who cares if it is overkill?! They're just bandits! I've also heard a rumor going around that my sorcerer's guild name is Lina the Pink! If you hear anyone saying that tell them they're wrong! Y-yeah! T-that is a t-total lie!