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*Stares you in the face for a few moments, placing my finger on my chin*
Mmmm... C.


For cataclysmically huge Musphocl-
*Stops talking immediately and stares at you expressionlessly*
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B for effort?


Where the B stands for Big Musclephoricals, yes.
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Can’t say those really work out your muscles, though.


Metaphorical muscles. Metaphoris... Metam- Mat- Mas- Muscle... Phorical.
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That’s out of the golden zone. You have to be weak enough that getting shot in the face is stressful, but strong enough that you don’t just die.


I mean, even if you're not supposed to be worried about being shot in the face, it can still be stressful in the sense of like a jump scare. Because it's like, "Woah, I just got shot in the face." You know? It's an explosion. In your face. And the bullet can be like those videos of someone throwing, like, a baseball directly into the camera.
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On what planet is that huge?


When you’re too tough to kill by being shot in the face? Come on, you should know this, since you’re too tough to kill by shooting you in the face.
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The golden zone between "doesn't leave a scratch" and "it just straight kills you" is practically non-existent.


It's huge.
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And counterproductive to any sort of growth.


That all depends on how tough you are.
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Counter-counterpoint: Stressing is not the same as shooting in the face.


That’s pretty stressful.
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I think at some point you start to call it common sense.


Counterpoint: Common sense is a muscle that you work out by actively stressing it.
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There's this concept of containment chambers. I don't know if I want to shake that virtual bee hive.


*Shakes my head*
No love for the fun of the game in this one.
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