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You could have been the good guy.
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Hey, if you’re willing to accept the costs, who am I to deny you?
You never mentioned payment.
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Are you comfortable with me notarizing that? I think it qualifies as a self-report.
Ultimate plausible deniability, now with documentation to back it up? Sign me up.
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You sure had a good idea a few seconds ago.
I have no idea what gives you the impression that I have a good idea about anything.
*Shrugs*
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It’s all downhill from here.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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*Stares you in the face for a few moments, placing my finger on my chin*
Mmmm... C.
For cataclysmically huge Musphocl-
*Stops talking immediately and stares at you expressionlessly*
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B for effort?
Where the B stands for Big Musclephoricals, yes.
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Can’t say those really work out your muscles, though.
Metaphorical muscles. Metaphoris... Metam- Mat- Mas- Muscle... Phorical.
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That’s out of the golden zone. You have to be weak enough that getting shot in the face is stressful, but strong enough that you don’t just die.
I mean, even if you're not supposed to be worried about being shot in the face, it can still be stressful in the sense of like a jump scare. Because it's like, "Woah, I just got shot in the face." You know? It's an explosion. In your face. And the bullet can be like those videos of someone throwing, like, a baseball directly into the camera.
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On what planet is that huge?
When you’re too tough to kill by being shot in the face? Come on, you should know this, since you’re too tough to kill by shooting you in the face.
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